Sunday, December 27, 2020

Guy Teaches A Lesson To Handicap Spot Hog


You see it over and over again, someone parks like a jackass, then finds that someone can be a jackass right back to them. This guy who wasted an illegally parked Karen's time is another good example. People will never learn when it comes to this stuff, which is why people keep having to step in.

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Text - Posted by u/nunya__bidness 13 hours ago The idiot and the handicapped parking spot When I was attending school (adult education career training) one of my classmates Bob had an artificial leg. Other than walking with a limp and not being able to stand for long periods you wouldn't really notice. He had a large van and handicapped plates but unless he had to he didn't always use the handicapped parking spots leaving them for people who really needed them.

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Text - So one winter day it had snowed the day before and the parking lot had been plowed but was very icy and not at all safe for someone like him to walk on. As he pulled in at 8:30 for the 9:00 morning class he saw someone parked in a handicapped spot. Bob checked the license plates and looked for a hanging placard on the rear view mirror. Nothing. So he parked sideways behind the car blocking it in. About 30 minutes into class a young guy came in and interrupted the instructor and asked who

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Text - Bob told him that now was not a convenient time and that when class was over in 90 minutes he'd be happy to move it. When the guy said that it was not an appropriate answer Bob replied that parking in a handicapped parking spot in an icy parking lot was not an appropriate action. The guy was highly agitated and Bob was totally unsympathetic. The guy went through the usual excuses. I was only going to an appointment in the office and wasn't going to be that long Yada Yada Yada. Bob remaine

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Text - Bottom line, we went back to working on our lab assignment, guy sat in his car pissed off and listening to his radio. At 11:00 after slowly packing up everything we went out to head off to lunch. Bob moved his van and the guy flipped us off and screamed some choice comments about our parentage and sexual proclivities and peeled out of the parking lot very late to his interview. His prospective employer learned something about the guy's reliability and hopefully he was smart enough not to

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Text - Also hopefully he learned a lesson about parking in handicapped parking spots but somehow I doubt it. TL:DR idiot parked in handicapped spot illegally. My buddy who had a legitimate need for the spot blocked him in and refused to move until we got a break in our class schedule making the idiot very late for a job interview. Don't try to out asshole Bob over a handicapped parking spot. He's had a lot of practice.

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Client Refuses to Understand What Broken Arm Entails


This guy gets a lot of belligerent customers, whether they're a private school upset about getting upgrades after a charity or a treasurer who doesn't understand numbers. In this case it's a client who seems to want him to outsource the work, but also not outsource it at the same time. Sounds like a fun person to do business with.

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Text - Custom unit 2 days ago Details unfortunately i won't be able to build your Hi unit by the the 12th of Jan. I have a fracture in my second favourite arm. There's a couple of guys that do good work that i can arrange something with if you like. Cheers to me 2 days ago Details is this a joke? I'm not sure whether you're being Hi serious or not. As discussed this was for a 40th birthday.

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Text - 2 days ago Details Hi unfortunately it's no joke mate. I fractured it playing football over the weekend. I've already discussed the project with . and e and they can do it for you by the set date for the same price. They do good work so they'l| look after you. to me 2 days ago Details I'm sorry for your injury but I do not wish to enter into another arrangement. Don't you have staff that can complete this job? I really need this by the 12th. Thanks

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Text - 2 days ago Details ,I apologise for the inconvenience mate, Неу but my staff are all on leave till the 14th so it's just me right now. I can't do much with one arm. The 2 companies mentioned are the only people in the industry i trust and recommend. They're happy to accommodate you. to me 2 days ago Details thank you but no. We entered an agreement and I wish to have the order filled as per our discussed deadline. I do not wish to risk this with any one else. Perhaps you can get one or mo

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Text - 2 days ago Details I won't call my guys back from vacation and i can't unbreak my arm. The job can still be done on time, just not by us. That's a solid no to me 2 days ago Details So you decide to let me know 10 days before the due date that you can't do it? You need to factor in these things. If you can't meet a deadline then you'll need to bend over backwards to get it done. Hire someone or outsource it don't just cancel. You have put me in a difficult position now

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Text - 2 days ago Details Yes. Next time l'll definitely give you notice before i break my arm. I guess you missed the part where i made arrangements with other companies to get your order filled? That's called outsourcing. It also includes the bending over that you like people to do for you. to me 2 days ago Details And then you resort to throwing shade at a client that you jerked around. I'll leave an appropriate detailed review for you.

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Text - 2 days ago Details I'm not familiar with the term "throwing shade" but all this talk of bending over and jerking off is very concerning Thankyou so much for your appropriate review. You're Awesome! I'll respond in kind. Love you to me 2 days ago Details You have an answer for everything don't you. Good bye

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Text - 2 days ago Details I'm not familiar with the term "throwing shade" but all this talk of bending over and jerking off is very concerning Thankyou so much for your appropriate review. You're Awesome! 'll respond in kind. Love you to me 2 days ago Details You have an answer for everything don't you. Good bye 2 days ago Details Bye

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Bridezilla Worried Bridesmaid's Chemotherapy Will Ruin Wedding


This bridezilla just soared to the top of delusional and terribly toxic individuals that we've seen involved in weddings. Yikes. Apparently the bride was worried about the bridesmaid in this scenario, ruining her wedding day because of her chemotherapy, and hair loss. You've got to be kidding me. 

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Text - Hey girls I have something I need to run by y'all. So Mader didn't have cancer whenl invited her to be my bridesmaid but now I'm having second thoughts about her being in the wedding. Like, she mentioned the other day that her hair has started to fall out a bit and I noticed that it was looking thinner than normal. I just can't

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Text - envision having all you beautiful ladies up there with me looking fabulous and then Mader with no hair. I just feel like itll distract from me and and I just feel it won't fit with the look l'm going for. Do you think I could ask her to wear a wig? Or should I tell her I don't think she should be a bridesmaid anymore? Help lol Wtf, are you serious right now???

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Text - I will no longer Hey be attending your wedding as a bridesmaid or guest. It has come to my attention that you are concerned about me potentially losing my hair and how that will affect the "aesthetic" of your wedding/ photos/vibe. I would just HATE for my chemotherapy treatment and the resulting side effects to

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Text - and the resulting side effects to negatively affect you and your wedding day so I will not be attending. Apparently I really should have read the fine print on my chemotherapy treatments because I read about the expected side effects of nausea, exhaustion, neuropathy, etc. but I somehow missed the mention that it would cause my "friend" to become such an insensitive, self-centered and heartless douchebaggette.

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Text - Did stell you? I really didn't mean it in a negative way! I just wasn't expecting you to get cancer and lose your hair when I asked you to be my bridesmaid and now its hard to see that with my vision of my wedding day. I've been dreaming about this day since I was a little girl and I've always had a vision of what it would look like and the photos to

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Text - remember it by. I'd be totally fine with you wearing a wig! Could make a day of it and go shopping for one Or you could at least still attend the wedding as my guest. It would mean the world to me to have you there! OMG, you are so right! I can't imagine how unexpected it must have been for YOU to find out that I had cancer. How selfish of me and my hair to not consider that. I will certainly sit down with my rapidly depleting

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Text - realize what it was doing to your vision for your wedding. And thank you for being totally fine with me wearing a wig, that's just so gosh darn considerate of you, maybe I can get a clown wig to match your delusional ass. But instead of making a day out of wig shopping, I propose that instead we make a day of you walking barefoot across an endless sea of legos. And I would hate to have my shiny

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Text - bald, Mr. Clean head, take away from your amazing day in any way as a guest. And besides,I have a psychic who has enquired about using my head that day as a crystal ball so booked pretty solid . Though I will miss the opportunity to chemo-vomit in your bouquet, this is me officially RSVPing- Not attending on account of you being a soggy pop tart. Delivered

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Text - enquired about using my head that day as a crystal ball so booked pretty solid. Though I will miss the opportunity to chemo-vomit in your bouquet, this is me officially RSVPing- Not attending on account of you being a soggy pop tart. Please don't be like this. I really didn't mean it in a mean way, just being honest. I'd really like for you to be there for my big day

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Text - Of the 2 people in this conversation who need to re- evaluate the way they're acting, I'm certainly not it. I sincerely hope that every future shopping cart that you push has that one rogue wheel. May your pillow never be cold when you flip it over and let the strings on your hoodies be forever uneven. Goodnight Delivered

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Attempts That Got Caught Up In the Net of Failure


People are constantly caught up in an attempt to do something. Some people are trying to be complimentary or look smart. Some people are trying to re-frame news or look younger. Every attempt might hit the ground with the sound of failure. Whatever people try to do, their attempt might stumble into a pile of fail.

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Scientific instrument - Troy Leon Gregg, a death row inmate in Georgia, escaped the night before his execution only to be killed in a bar fight that very same night.

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Text - jordan O @JordanUhl Budweiser just spent $5 million on a commercial to brag about donating $100K worth of water. 8:49 PM · 04 Feb 18 1,789 Retweets 4,400 Likes

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Text - Stan Lee was a bigot. He said Peter Parker could never be gay. So, stop with this Stan Lee worshiping. He not only refused to make spiderman queer, he also stated that Spiderman should never be gay. If you continue to idolize him, then you are just as bad. fangirlforallfandoms He said Peter Parker shouldn't be gay because the character wasn't written with the intention to be queer. There is more to LGBTQ+ inclusion that just queerwashing already established non-queer characters. And also,

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Text - Katie Mack @Astrokatie 15h Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it. 17 29 122 Gary P Jackson (RAT) @gary4205 @Astrokatie Maybe you should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the #GlobalWarming SCAM! 7h 17 7 t3 Katie McGarvey Retweeted Katie Mack @Astrokatie @gary42051 dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this po

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Text - Dan Broadbent @aSciEnthusiast Because the melting point of gold is 1064°C and a wood fire burns at around 600°C 18h After all the aftermath and destruction of the Notre Dame fire, the alter and cross remained untouched. Please explain to me how you don't believe in God after seeing this. 4:56 PM · 16 Apr 19 · Twitter for Android Dan Broadbent @aSciEnthusiast 1200° Fahrenheit is 650° Celsius, professor plying to @aSciEnthusiast Dan, you're a dumbass. That fire was probably burning at betwe

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Text - When your joke backfires and you accidentally advance women's rights: HISTORY HUSTLE In 1887, a group of men added a woman named Susanna Salter to a mayoral ballot as a joke intended to humiliate women. Instead, she won over 60% of the vote and became America's first female mayor.

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Text - KILA KTLA 5 @KTLA A 5-year-old girl in Vista sold hot cocoa and cookies to pay the lunch debt of 123 students zoë a. @zoeasombra What is more heartwarming than a story about child labor helping 5 year olds pay off debt

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Text - "Well, there's no circle thingy with the slash through it, so I guess it's okay."

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Text - Feb 14 at 2:47pm e Today my son Ethan came home with another homework from his wacko teacher. According to his teacher, we are all supposed to be "homosapiens". Lady you know nothing about Science I tell you what. There are people out there who consider themselves to be heterosapiens just like me and billions of people around the world. That lady sure is dumb. Just because she's one of them Lady Boys from Thailand doesn't mean we are all homosexuals. First thing tomorrow is giving that la

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Text - My girlfriend is currently crying because she thought the $70 she wanted to spend on "adopting" a koala bear from the Australian brush fires was actually going to physically get her a koala bear. Like they would just Fedex that shit to us, and not just her become a sponsor. 8:32 PM 03 Jan 20 from Texas, USA Twitter for iPhone 28.5K Retweets 293K Likes

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