Saturday, March 2, 2019

Unpaid Contractor Obliterates Travelodge Reception With Digger


Now this is the glorious kind of fail-destruction that we live for. If only they'd have kept recording for longer. 

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Girl Photoshop Trolls Wrong Number Text From Scientologist


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When a random scientologist reaches out to you, with a wrong number, it is your duty to take advantage of that with some kind of devious trolling. In this case, the silly photoshop trolling gives way to a rather ridiculous, ALL CAPS, meeting invitation. Definitely surprised over that outcome. 

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Disapproving Dad Gets Demolished After Meanly Live-Tweeting His Son's LEGO Tournament


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Sometimes the roaster needs to become the roasted. This is the perfect example. The dad in this scenario, met his son's LEGO tournament with an onslaught of dysfunctional. How about next time you show up, and give your son, who's doing his thing your vote of confidence, or remain silent, and keep the show off social media for you to collect self-appreciative retweets like the man child you are, next time? Just a thought. 

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15 Egotistical Geniuses Brimming with so Much Knowledge That They Spilled It Everywhere


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These egotistical people's minds are apparently dripping with so much sheer knowledge that they can't help but to get it all over the internet. What did we do to deserve to stand in the presence of these intellectual behemoths? Man, they're smart.

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Astonished Stepdad Live Tweets The Tense Morning After His Stepson's One Night Stand


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When this stepdad heard loud noises coming from his stepson's bedroom some time around 4am, he pieced together that there was a special visitor around. Meanwhile, the kid's mom either actually had no idea, or put on the show that she didn't, that her son was hosting a one-night-stand. From there, the morning after followed. And we get to enjoy a very surprised stepdad Twitter document his running reactions to the unaware mom, and smoothly secretive stepson. 

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Moronic Scammer Calls New Zealand Police Department And The Ending Is Gold


This is our favorite kind of accident. You know, the one where an idiotic scammer calls it in to a police department. Time to find a new hobby. Scamming people isn't working out for you, dude. 

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20 of the Strangest Things Drive-Thru Employees Have Heard over the Mic


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TIL they can still hear you when you're not ordering. Here are some wondrous tales from both sides of the microphone about the inherent weirdness of sitting in your car asking a box for your dinner. Well, people say stupid things when they're hungry. We know full well that drive-thrus can get strange.

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15 Amusing Times Trucks Brought Raunchy Humor To The Road


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It gets lonely out there when you're braving the highway of unpredictable chaos (terrible drivers, icy roads, snowstorms, etc), and a little humor goes a long way. Probably puts some fuel in their motivational tank. These truckers didn't hold back when they decorated their vehicles with raunchy requests, and vulgar descriptions. 

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Guy's Absurd Tumblr Story About VR Chat With Club Penguin Avatar Will Make You Chuckle


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When this VR Chat player found himself surrounded by Japanese-speaking people that he couldn't understand, he seized the moment, to sport his best Club Penguin skin. From there, the surprising familial moment that occurred between him and another player, can be rightfully chalked up to the legacy Club Penguin left behind. That online world of rowdy, multi-colored penguins was anything but the innocent bubble of wholesomeness it might've appeared as, on the outside. The players themselves were plain, old, dirty, dude. I read combinations of swear words, I never though possible. It was its own kind of icy Wild West, and damn was it glorious. Relive some of those times with our list of the 20 times people helped make the game the dark-humored laugh factory that it is, over here!

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Nervous Couple's Wholesome First Date Will Warm Your Cold Soul


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This Twitter user chronicled some young love he stumbled upon in a restaurant on a random Sunday. The couple didn't realize it, but they even had the waitstaff rooting for them.  If you've had a date like this, you may get a blast from the past.

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Tumblr Post About Playing D&D Against Death Will Make You Smile In Satisfaction


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This oddly satisfying Tumblr post is centered on one badass story, inspired by a writing prompt about Death offering you the chance to play one game for your life. In this case, we follow the character's decision to play D&D against death. Queue the suspense and satisfying drama. 

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27 Wild Photos Taken At Exactly The Right Moment


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You don't get a lot of opportunities to take photos like these. Whether it's just a rare thing, a type of perspective you never see, or just sheer coincidence, all you can say is "cool." Here are some wonderful photos taken at the exact moment of failure.

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Restaurant Consults Tape to Own Lying Customer's Complaints with Inarguable Facts


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In times of doubt, check the tapes. The internet is brimming with fake reviews, as well as wonderful responses from the companies themselves. What we haven't seen is someone give such a detailed, minute-by-minute account of the reviewer's visit. This is some very thorough destruction.

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17 Monstrously Entertaining Times People's Panorama Attempts Resulted In Fails


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These people did not anticipate that their panorama attempts would end up inspiring utter monstrosities. Yes, these look more befitting of the standard cursed images dump, we'll pollute your guys' news feed with every now and again. If you want more of that, check over here

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Pirates Of The Carribean Theme But Played On Two Calculators


This kid doesn't even have to worry about Math class, dude. He is SET. Pack up those two calculators and take your show on the road, my man. You've made it. 

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13 Spellbinding Times Stop Clickbait Shocked Facebook Users With Transparent Headlines


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Stop Clickbait is a Facebook page (see here) that's taken upon itself to champion the cause for eliminating clickbait. They handpick the most obnoxiously misleading, and ambiguous of the headlines to hit the Facebook news feed; to bring people the truth of the content, without them having to click through to figure it out. A noble cause, for sure. And a cause that's resulted in some pretty entertaining posts, that was considered as a whole, show just how out of hand the headline-crafting process can get. 

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