Friday, May 30, 2014

I can't stress this enough when making travel plans.

Giraffe Weevil

Disney Conspiracy

Footprints.

Good guy Greg Robert Downey Jr.

That is just a regular...

The writers at Capcom had to know what they were writing with gems like this...

My girlfriend said this to me after a sexy session...

Well , that was quickly

Burn the witch!

Your tent had a hole so we sealed it for you

After living in Norway for a year and being back to my boring gas station job this made my day

When I feel a raindrop hit my face but there's not a cloud in the sky...

Every damn time...

"Noooo, was she on dragons den?"

Go have a beer in the mountains they said, the view would be amazing they said

Too fast for me

I work Guest Relations for a waterpark. This scumbag tried to get me fired for just doing my job.

The website said this motel had a gym.

Playing BF3 online, this pissed me off a lot

Well hello there

I'm quite happy

Deadpool: Proof that the most insane are the most complex

This is what's wrong with the American educational system.

The Rock improvised this line. Ludacris' reaction is real.

That was more awkward than I thought it would be

As a D cup woman, this is a miraculous accomplishment.

This explains a lot

Life hack

Amazing jewelry designs

Chile VS. Argentina in the 2014 Fifa World Cup game looks like an upset jalapeno pepper.

Drop the faith!

Horse kicks the cameraman

Sometimes the stars align... and this happens!

S**ts about to go down

To the guy who had to buy cucumbers and condoms.

Dog Meets Fish

Edward Snowden considering a safe return to the USA through a deal with the US government

Most precious person in the world

Saw this from my balcony at a hotel, she was screaming "I can't swim" the whole time as he was laughing.

Bill Cosby...

How to stop sand from blowing away in SA

When I see someone taking a selfie

Poor Kid...

In Norway we take our "Russe"-celebration seriously. Here are some of the best looking buses this year.

Sweating through my slacks as I pass women in skirts and open-toed shoes...

I hate when this happens