Ahh relationships, the tumultuous roller-coaster of joy and despair that comes with sharing your life with another person. There might be some low points, but the good always ends up outweighing the bad.
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Saturday, March 4, 2017
Modern Day Madman/Insane Visionary Rocking ‘Canadian Tuxedo’ And Jumping His ’79 Yamaha Snowmobile Is Action Hero We Deserve
There's not giving a flying f**k, and then there's rocking a canadian tuxedo while you proceed to enact not caring at all about your livelihood and/or reputation, as you unfailingly blow the rest of a potentially rational-minded populace away. This guy clearly gets it.
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Prepare to Have Your Mind Blown Because Here Are 10 Things Pieces of Evidence that Alternate Realities Exist
There are many unexplainined feature the universe, and while we pass them off to magic or just science we haven't figured out yet, many of the unexplained phenomeon could be proof of alternate realities.
In this video, get a crash course on white multiple timelines, realities, and universes might be a thing, and then wonder if we're in the dumbest one of them.
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Tagged: science
Suspicions Confirmed: Subway Chicken Mostly Not Chicken
They say you are what you eat. So if you're eating chicken from Subway, it turns out you are some sort of soy-filler byproduct?
According to a report from the CBC, some of Subway's chicken-based menu items contain less than 50 percent chicken DNA. The highest percentage was found in their oven-roasted chicken, which contained a whopping 53.6 percent chicken DNA. The real winner was the chicken strips, which contained 42.8 percent chicken. Cluck.
The other main component? You guessed it, Frank Stallone. I mean, soy. The other main ingredient is soy.
Subway wasn't going to take this lying down. They told Mashable:
The accusations made by CBC Marketplace about the content of our chicken are absolutely false and misleading. Our chicken is 100% white meat with seasonings, marinated and delivered to our stores as a finished, cooked product.
We have advised them of our strong objections. We do not know how they produced such unreliable and factually incorrect data, but we are insisting on a full retraction. Producing high quality food for our customers is our highest priority. This report is wrong and it must be corrected.
Now the two are in a big game of chicken.
Subway did their own invesitgation and found less than one percent of soy in their chicken product, while the CBC stands by their test results. They cited Robert Hanner, a biologist and associate director for the Canadian Barcode of Life Network at the University of Guelph in Ontari, who wrote, "DNA tests do not lie (especially when conducted multiple times), and anyone with access to a DNA laboratory could perform these tests."
Because Subway is doing their own secret study that backs up their claim that their chicken is chicken, it makes sense to be skeptical of their findings.
In the mean time, maybe try a veggie delight sub. Everyone knows that banana pepper is just a banana pepper... or is it. You know what? Maybe try an actual deli.
H/T Mashable
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I Could Watch This Youth Basketball Coach Block the Shit Out Of His Own Player's Shot All Day
No one ever said that coaching a rag-tag team of misfit youngsters isn't easy. Ask anyone from the Bad News Bears to the Mighty Ducks.
Sometimes you gotta step in and make sure they play right. So that's exactly what this coach did, stopping his own player from making the biggest mistake of their young lives.
And because this is so good, enjoy it in gif form.
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Tagged: basketball
Watch This Dude Throw Up in the Middle of His Marriage Proposal
On the shortlist of contenders for video of the year, this puke-filled marriage proposal is definitely up there.
Darrell Hamilton Jr. really wanted to take things to the next level by proposing to his girlfriend, Rheanna Faye, hundreds of feet in the air. It was a romantic helicopter ride in Reedley, California, complete with breath-taking views, sunny skies, and motion sickness.
In what seems like your everyday proposal, designed to hit you in something called "all the feels," this video takes a turn right about here:
Next time, get down on one knee like the rest of us.
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The Fantastic Mr. Lovenstein Brings Humor to a Place Where Absurdity and Hilarity are One
The web comic series Mr. Lovenstein features an strange dark style of humor that thrives in the realm of absurdity. It's the kind of thing that's just up our alleyway.
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Tagged: mr-lovenstein , web comics
The Reviews Are In: People Are Tasting Nintendo Switch Cartridges For Some Reason and They Are Gross
In today's installment of "What the Hell Is Wrong With People and Why Are They Doing That," people are so excited for the Nintendo Switch that, for some reason, they're tasting the cartridges.
This all started when video game reviewer Jeff Gerstmann threw one of the cartridges back to see what it tasted like and, poof, a meme is born.
I put that Switch cart in my mouth and I'm not sure what those things are made of but I can still taste it. Do not try this at home.
— Jeff Gerstmann (@jeffgerstmann) February 25, 2017
Now, according to Mic, the cartridges intentionally taste bad, as a Nintendo rep points out. The video game-company says, "To avoid the possibility of accidental ingestion, keep the game card away from young children. A bittering agent (Denatonium Benzoate) has also been applied to the game card. This bittering agent is non-toxic."
Well, now other people are trying it out. I hope everyone's happy with themselves.
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Tagged: nintendo
23 Couples Share Their Least Favorite Part About Sex
Sex can be a lot of things, but it's not always what it's cracked up to be. These couples shared the things that they just can't stand about sex.
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Reddit Is Putting the Hurt on Putin in this Photoshop Battle Over the Putin-Dolphin Meeting
Russian President Vladimir Putin is a walking human-rights violation, but man does this dude know how to take a picture with an animal. Remember that picture of him with the horse? Classic.
Well, he's back and he's got dolphins.
So what's the internet to do? Photoshop battle.
Check out this Photoshop Battle of Putin hanging out with some dolphins.
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Tagged: Putin , Vladimir Putin
Adult Film Stars Describe in Detail What Gang Bangs Are Like
The devil is in the details here, literally. Anyone else out there highly intrigued by all this wild bedroom talk? At the very least the professionals didn't skimp on painting a picture for any of the intensity of these situations.
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Tagged: adult entertainment , Video
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