Man Puts Sauce On Expensive Steak Prepared By Girlfriend, Asks If He's In The Wrong

The world's filled with many folks who can get very particular when it comes to how they like their steaks prepared. It's not beyond reason to draw the assumption that there are plenty of people who would pitch absolute temper tantrums over any kinds of sauce being put on their steaks. I mean hey, maybe you're someone who has always enjoyed rocking a sizable amount of ketchup with your steak. To each their own. 

Doesn't mean that other people are going to necessarily understand what kind of wave you're on though. With all of that steak talk out of the way, let's take a closer look at the drama that broke out between a couple over a boyfriend deciding to put sauce on an expensive steak that was thoughtfully prepared by his girlfriend. 

Pettiest Reasons People Were Rejected

Rejections always crush the soul just a little bit. There's something inevitable about the process of getting vulnerable and putting yourself out there that leaves you in a very fragile state. If someone decides to up and reject you to your face, the intense emotions can arise very quickly. These people outdid themselves when it comes to the petty reasons that they decided to reject folks. 

Resplendent Tumblr Gems of Random Hilarity

Take an idea. Make it a stupid one. Now cast it into the collective subconscious of creative weirdos and let them pick it apart like a thousand hagfish boiling out of a month-dead whale's eye socket. Congrats, that's pretty close to hilarious and totally random tumblr gems one might find zooming around the interwebs. They'refunny, random, shiny and gem-like.

Thief Nephew Steals His Way Out of College Money

No one is prepared to tolerate a thief, and this guy's nephew stole himself a ticket to 40K extra in college debt when he decided to abuse his uncle's trust. It doesn't seem like too good of an investment. People deal with thieves in professional settings too, like this lunch thief that got outed by a coworker's revenge or this employee who got a raise for catching a stealing manager. For some sneakiness that lies in the realm of the absurd, here are cons people pulled off through complete confidence.

The Weirdest Colors Paint Store Employees Had To Match

Employees have to deal with a lot of ridiculous customer demands that make work frustrating, but sometimes people just want something really weird. Paint and hardware stores specifically will have people walking in nonstop with random objects whose color struck them as something they would want all over their walls for the foreseeable future. This extends to soap, dirt, melons and body parts.

Various Objects and Things That Had Faces

Every so often, inanimate objects have a whole lot of personality. What starts as a leaf or pile of bubbles can look like a really cool guy. Honestly there are some piles of rocks out there who seem like a great hang. Sometimes inanimate objects just look like other stuff. Deceptive little inanimate objects, trying to trick us. Go back to being things, stuff.

Bro Customer Covers Employee From Monster Karen

It's always a weird moment as a customer, watching a real monster of a Karen rip into an employee for no good reason. As it turns out there's actually something you can do to make it so people don't get fired because of one miserable outspoken customer. For more sightings of the wild Karen, here's a secret shopper Karen who got fired for being too much of a Karen and a customer who weaponized the tip jar to defeat a Karen.

Insane CEO Criticizes Employee's Appearance, Sets off Nuclear Chain Reaction of Malicious Compliance That Destroys Entire Company From Within

If you're ever wondering how to destroy your company from within just follow these simple steps:

1. Criticize you employees for how they dress, just make sure you target a high ranking executive who is well-liked by the other employees.

2. Set unreasonable and invasive demands for said employees to further increase their shared loathing of you.

3. Ensure your technical staff are further incensed by calling them at early hours of the morning. At this point they should be ready to quit.

4. Watch all your efforts and hard work come to fruition as the world implodes around you. 

Lunch Thief Gets Outed By Coworker's Pro Revenge

Man, the people in this world that are out there stealing other people's lunches are really swinging low. It sounds like this particular lunch thief wasn't going to stop with their antics until someone literally exposed them. And oh boy, did they get exposed. I would've loved to have seen the look on "Kyle's" face when he got caught. Also though, pretty uncool on the part of the company itself for not getting involved with the lunches being stolen until one of the higher up's had their own lunch jacked. For another pro revenge tale check out the time that a landlord refused to return a deposit, got taken to court, appealed it, and then lost everything.

Strategically Unprofessional and Plain Lazy "Not My Job" Moments

As intelligent people, it's our collective prerogative to do as little work as possible while looking like we're still maintaining some semblance of qualtity conmptrol. The "not my job" moments that surround us serve as a reminder that even if we do our jobs horribly, stupidly wrong, if your boss doesn't notice and a customer/client doesn't complain, then you're good to go.

Mean Old Neighbor Gets Her Rightful Comeuppance

Nothing can quite sink the spirits like realizing that you're living next to an absolute waking nightmare of a human being. Seriously, the whole business of neighbors is a risky game. You might've secured a wonderful home, but if you're also living next to an entitled and outright nasty piece of work, it can really put a damper on the whole situation. It sounds like this lady was going out of her way to give a perfectly well meaning family a hard time. Well, she certainly ended up getting her comeuppance when it was all said and done. 

Wholesome Tumblr Thread: Todd The Demon Summoned By A Grandma

A story can kind of be about anything can't it? All it takes is a short writing prompt about a demon getting summoned by a grandma and the wheels of Tumblr start to turn. Good old Todd. For more tales about Tumblr's obsession with wholesome and absurd stories of the occult, here are angels and demons bonding over sandwiches and the tale of neighbor Steve and the abominations.

Pilot's Window Breaks, Copilot Goes Full Superhero Mode

As far as stories that effectively defy the bounds of what we thought was possible for the human body to withstand, this tale about British Airways flight 5390 is one for the books. It's just the kind of story that involves an unprecedented level of fearless heroism in the face of a truly nightmarish turn of events. One can only imagine what kinds of thoughts must've been racing through that pilot's brain. Also though, the copilot had to have been weathering tidal waves of internal panic. The fact that the pilot comes out of the event alive (with some gnarly sustained injuries/trauma though) is crazy. If you're looking for some more gold from the Tumblr world, check out these resplendent Tumblr gems of random hilarity. 

Aggressive Jerk Tries To Lowball For Laptop, Gets Nothing

For some reason the prospect of a deal brings out the absolute worst in people. And what's the deal with strangers claiming to be "the customer" as if this person selling their laptop is the customer service wing of Staples? What a mess. For more idiots trying to bully people for the sake of a deal, here's an unhinged lowballer having a meltdown and an entitled mom who tried to swindle the babysitter.

Spelling Fails That Beat The Meaning Out Of Words

Alright, fine. Linguistics majors who've taken their 100 level courses will tell you that language is an everchanging thing and that as long as someone has communicated something effectively, it counts as effective human communication. But they're not talking about the extremely dumb spelling fails that we all see every day. Calling a terrarium a "terrorism" isn't a profound shift in language as we know it, it's someone who didn't want to Google "thing my turtle lives in" and settled on the closest bowl of word salad that autocorrect wouldn't slide a red squiggly line under. Here are more spelling failures that really shift the bed.

Guy Blocks Karen In Next to Smelly Dude After She Pushes Her Way to the Front of Queue

The queue, an unspoken and vital social foundation. The bedrock on which society is built.

There's no larger plague on society than someone who doesn't know how to queue correctly... or thinks they are somehow better, cleverer, than everyone else just because they're too big of a selfish prick to follow one of society's most integral cornerstones. 

Pox to anyone who thinks they're above this system. This Karen totally got what she deserved.

Blunders, Goofs, Mistakes, Failures and Chaos

Every part of life brings with it the potential for mistakes, failures, errors and blunders. Is it always our fault? Maybe some proactivity on our part could keep our toilets unexploded and our cars free of snow, but at the same time, the world is unpredictable. No amount of caution will completely save us from failure and stolen underwear, as evidenced by semi-frequent Misfortune Mondays.