Warning: there's language much too adult for this kid's voice on screen, but more importantly TURN YOUR HEADPHONES/SPEAKERS WAY, WAY DOWN. Your eardrums will thank you.
For context, the kid appears to be a griefer who took the server admin's stuff. The admin retaliated, as seen here.
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The local fire department in Patos, Paraiba, Brazil were called to a bar Feb. 5 with a report of an aggressive monkey with a kitchen knife chasing men.
Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino of the Fire department said the monkey drank a glass of rum at the bar before picking up the knife and chasing after men, leaving the women alone.
"It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife," said Laurentino.
Sounds like some of the bar patrons were just trying to enjoy the simple joys of a monkey knife fight:
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"Maybe I shouldn't have said that on telly." If you're impatient, head to about a minute in to get right to the good stuff.
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They killed it tonight, for real though. #lusoardunk http://pic.twitter.com/tJm5wa10rB
— Central Baptist (@discovercentral) February 15, 2016
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A lot of people love the X-Files, especially now that it's back on TV. Now someone has recreated Dana Scully in miniature for the fans that just can't get enough. She's relentlessly working cases, pausing only to take an occasional selfie and add a filter. The truth is out there, and you just might find it in your Instagram feed.
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me: i hate papa roach
— cayleigh (@deadrroses) December 22, 2015
donald trump: i hate papa roach
me: http://pic.twitter.com/QpOHn0o0wZ
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Daily adventures with my currently handicapped gf 👫💕😂 http://pic.twitter.com/GcAjYrgI3M
— Luis Escobar (@DirtyDough69) January 25, 2016
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