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Wednesday, January 14, 2015
Vanilla Extract Will Mess You Up
Via Metro:
While this may sound innocent, police say the vanilla extract in question had an alcohol content of 41 per cent, meaning it would knock even the hardest drinker on his back...
She was bbreathalysed and found to have a blood alcohol level of .26 per cent, three times over the legal limit.
Officers say that she was drinking the alcoholic extract, which is normally used as an ingredient in baking, causing her to become drunk.
Fail of the Day: Israeli Paper Photoshops Women Out of Charlie Hebdo Rally
Have you seen Angela Merkel?
The Announcer (HaMevaser), a small orthodox newspaper in Israel, has removed all female world leaders from a photo at the rally against terrorism last weekend in Paris.
Missing from the image is Germany's Chancellor Angela Merkel, Paris mayor Anne Hidalgo, Denmark Prime Minister Helle Thorington-Schmidt and European Union foreign policy chief Federica Mogherini.
Here is the original photo:
"Including a picture of a woman into something so sacred, as far as we are concerned, it can desecrate the memory of the martyrs and not the other way around," said editor Binyamin Lipkin.
In the ultra-orthodox community showing women in photos is typically a big no-no, due to modesty concerns, and Lipkin said he was worried about what children might think.
Altering a news photo at a march focused around issues of censorship and free speech is bad enough as is, but the paper's photoshop skills aren't that great either.
Here's a closeup shot of a stray black glove, with no body attached.
Etsy Shop Sells T-Shirts Featuring Kurt Cobain's Suicide Note
The shirts have since been pulled from the site.
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The Robot Cuttlefish
"A four-finned robot ripples through the water, taking inspiration from the movement of cuttlefish.
Although the animal is better known for its powers of disguise and stunning communication skills, its undulating swimming motion is also noteworthy, allowing for efficient and agile motion.
Created by Pascal Buholzer and fellow students from the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Zürich, the copycat robot, named Sepios, demonstrates that its finned design can be an environmentally friendly alternative to propellers."