Great memory that men have.

Best slippers ever

So close

I don't know if this is already common knowledge

When you see it...

Proof you're both smart and getting laid.

Sweet Melody. My Childhood Was Awesome...

When I was 6 years old I broke my nose at school at first break. This was my scumbag teacher.

Self-rolling puppy burrito

My GF left me last night.

Geological cross section of Earth

They keep saying he will be the first to have a degree in our family.

Guy facts

When they say the name of the movie in the movie

This is why I love softball

My wife who is still working off her baby weight asked me if her butt looks smaller in yoga pants...

Remember that shower curtain? I found something to match with it

Puppy rock star

Weapons of...

Behind door number one...

With summer coming this is a useful tip to keep cool

WTF am I reading?

Can't explain this

Right may be

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Baltimore Landslide

Me in social situations

Yep, Time for a Rice Cooker

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Found in my backyard while helping my grandma.

Campaign about how much of the history is lost when a book become a movie.

Hey, That Parking Space is Open!

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A Wedding Cake for MY Kind of People

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This struck me.

You like Pie?

Despite an accident that happened 3 months ago and almost took my life from me, last weekend I finally got married

Art makes everything better

Maybe it's just me but as a musician I find this really awkward

Just For Show

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Hands-Free

People are already trading these in for cash?

Every time I see a cute girl at the mall

When my girlfriend tries to cuddle with me while we're sitting next to her parents

No wonder I couldn't remember Boromir saying that line.

By Definition, Batman Doesn't Have to Listen

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Here's some advice my mom once gave me...