Saturday, September 28, 2019

Woman Lies About Birth Control Use So That Partner Will Use A Condom


Woman lies about her birth control use so that her partner will use a condom.

This woman asked the people of Reddit if she was in the wrong for lying about being on birth control, so that her partner would use a condom. And people in general seem to be expressing the opinion that she should stand up for herself, and that anyone who's pressuring someone to NOT use a condom needs to be checked. 

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Extreme Misuses Of Everyday Items People Witnessed


People tell stories of times they saw every day items extremely misused.

I mean, sure, you could PROBABLY use two clothes irons to construct a sort of jury-rigged panini press, but before you enact your brilliant new plan, think to yourself if you actually have to ruin your irons. Chances are it won't be worth the sandwich, but it would be worth this list. In life you'll see many questionable fixes, and while they may seem awesome in theory, there's usually a reason to do things the right way.

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Sh*t Moms Say In Facebook Groups (10 Images)


A collection of funny insights from moms saying stupid stuff in Facebook groups.

Moms have an uncanny knack for storming the world of social media with unfiltered savagery. These instances of moms saying stupid, delusional, and outright ridiculous shit in Facebook groups are a testament to that fact. Whether it's a mom being comforted for doing a terrible job at whole homeschooling mom by other Karens in her Facebook group, or the mom who is jealous that her husband calls her stepdaughter cute...these are guaranteed to trigger some groans in the audience. 

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Firefighters Reveal The Dumbest People They've Saved In Stupid Situations


Firefighters reveal the dumbest people they've saved from stupid situations.

Someone on AskReddit asked for firefighters to share their experiences with the dumbest people they've ever crossed paths with. The resulting stories are on fire with max levels of stupid. 

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A Handy Supernatural Guide to Exploring Abandoned Churches


A tumblr list guide if all the supernaturally creepy things in a haunted abandoned church.

It's getting into spooky season and anyone who wishes to not get stuck in a lost plane of reality while exploring decrepit pews could learn from this creative church exploration guide. We weren't privy to the supernatural risks of walking into a creepy-ass haunted church, but this seems like someone put a lot of thought into it. For more spooky creativity, check out thesetwo-sentence horror stories.

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Disgruntled Employees Stage Walkout In Protest Against Micromanaging President


Exasperated employees organize a walkout in protest against a micromanager president, and it goes successfully for them.

These employees had enough of their micromanager president's mood swings. When things eventually came to a head, 14 of them organized a walkout in protest on Friday the 13th. Fortunately, the walkout was successful and it sounds like company morale enjoyed a great boost after he fact. 

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Pastor's Time Slot Accidentally Switched With Comedian, Audience Laughs Their Ass Off


In 2009 John Piper was mistakenly switched with a comedian's intended time slot, and the audience assumed everything he was saying was deadpan humor. What a wonderful case of cringe. 

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Bootleg Costumes With Creative Loophole Names


Funny costumes names that avoid infringing copyright law.

People need costumes and they don't give a damn if they're legit. It takes a precise and creative mind to come up with a costume name that gets the point across without infringing on copyright law. That or, I guess you could just call it "Butt Surprise." Anyway, here are more off-brand costumes that are just legal enough.

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Guy's Interaction With We Rate Dogs On Twitter Comes Full Circle


Guy's interaction with We Rate Dogs on Twitter comes full circle.

Three years ago it all started, and now it comes full circle. Seeing as the internet is usually just one giant dumpster fire with all manners of trashy nonsense, this right here, is a refreshing, wholesome, twist. 

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Things That Only Losers Brag About


AskReddit users share things that they believe only losers brag about.

You don't want to be that "loser" who's still bragging about how great they were on the high school football team. Or really what it gets down to, is just bragging in general. Let those achievements speak for themselves. That search for approval is a lost cause. When it really gets down to it, nobody really cares. 

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Customer Demands a 500 MB plan Instead of Existing 16 GB Plan


Woman calls a call center and demands a 500 MB plan because she thinks it is bigger than 16 GB and she gets it.

On one hand, having to call customer service, especially for a telecommunications company, can be a time wasting slog. On the other hand, some customers just call customer service for an opportunity to scream at someone. In this case, this woman would rather scream and demand a 500 MB plan rather than actually listen, so things didn't exactly end in her favor.

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Unlikely Events Ranging From Mild to Incredible


Woman On Twitter Shames People For Being Broke


Woman on Twitter proceeds to shame people for being broke.

This woman claims she's all about spreading positivity, and honestly she's doing a kickass job at looking like a terrible, negative person. For someone who is all about spreading the positivity, she's doing anything but that. What kind of individual takes the time to shame people for being broke? That is not the positivity we're familiar with. 

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Movie Theatre Employee Called Out For Insensitive Customer Service


Movie theatre employee gets called out for insensitive customer service, and not respecting people's orders.

Just give the customer what they ordered! 

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Guy Ruins His Female Co-Workers' Jeans Loophole At Work


Guy ruins his female co-workers ability to wear jeans at the office by complaining and tattling about it.

This guy asked the people of Reddit whether he was in the wrong for tattling on his female co-workers for wearing dark jeans at the office, cause he wasn't able to. The ruling is in, and it looks like he overstepped with this whiny complaint. 

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