What we have here is a fine and brief example of how people can manage to restore our faith in humanity, without doing too much at all. In this case, a simple text carries a whole lot of weight, and likely meant the world to the recipient.
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If you can't see how great these puns are, the writing is on the wall. We're fans of dad jokes and stupid puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. A good pun has the ability to make you seem like a genius and an utter moron at the same time. Here are more dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong. And here are some straight up funny signs.
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If you're a fan of classical music and also the loud jarring sound of an oncoming train's horn, then oh baby is this video for you. Pachelbel's Canon in Train.
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This drunk and lost British lad managed to be so damn likable that the cops even helped him out. He did seem to create quite a bit of an atmosphere there.
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Twitter users are sharing the best of their unknown conspiracy theories. The world is filled to the brim with mysteries. Question everything!
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This bar owner sounds like they were an absolute nightmare to be around. Not only were they walking around with a complete disregard for how one is supposed to legally run a bar, but they eventually fired an employee over a whole load of BS. Fortunately, the employee kept their wits about them, and ended up getting the bar shut down, due to all the BS that was occurring.
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The replies to this Twitter thread about the most horrendous excuses people have ever heard for why someone cheated on their partner, are....astonishing. Words fall short for the lack of morals in these moments of shitty infidelity. Cheaters are just the worst.
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Writer Ed Solomon tweeted a short interaction he had at a coffee shop where he was told not to comment on the movie he wrote. After some confusion and open conversation, things started to make sense.
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We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people acting like full-fledged fools, and inspiring us to bring our palms to our faces. The world's always going to have those clueless people who are so lost and confused, they can't even figure out why the rest of us are facepalming.
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This is some sticom-level family drama. Someone's lyin'-ass grandma has been pretending their secret fudge recipe is all special when in reality the exact same recipe can be found on the side of a can of evaporated milk. The real question is what to do with the information. For another dirty cheater, here's this reporter who won her office chili cook-off with store-bought chili.
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Some things are really better left unsaid. In this case, a seemingly fun and educational Tumblr thread on farm animals takes a dark turn when someone brings up how pigs are omnivores. And specifically, how pigs have no problem feasting on humans.
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This guy shared a gnarly story of an experience that nobody wants to find themselves living down. Sounds like he was giving a co-worker a hard time, and it turned out said co-worker was busy muddling through a divorce. Just goes to serve as a cautionary tale that you never know what someone's going through. Gotta be careful out there!
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Women are sharing the various red flags that they encounter on dating apps from all the dudes. Some guys could really benefit from not saying things like they are "fluent in sarcasm" on their profiles. Might actually give yourself a chance to not get rejected before getting to exchange words, by reading up on the don'ts of dating apps.
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Every one of us will have a time in our life when we realize something too late. It may have been super obvious all along, or it may have taken some thinking. Either way, that satisfying "aha!" moment feels the same. For dumber realizations, here are really obvious things people realized way too late.
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