You can drool all over the screen now.

I honestly did not know that this sort of thing existed.

Who doesn't love Sprite?

No. No, you never should send a d*ckpic!

Why I hate going to the theater now - The movies are slow, long and you wait a year for the next part of the story.

Papa, what was life like before the bombs fell?

Would you stay here for one night..?

Let's Just Get This Info Out in the Open Now

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17 Perfect Responses For When Someone Doesn’t Text Back

Not sure if I should comfort her or be worried

My new favorite cat gif

I love my steak fully cooked.

They all have upsides, why choose just one?

My dad used to dress me up like this when I was little

Moiré pattern

The Sign Says "Tell Your Mom Show Us Her Tits!"

I have very deep conversations with him...

As an Italian, this happens too often when meeting Americans

I now fear for my life...

So I saw this beauty on my walk home.

Cute guy walks by and says this to me

Pigeon Dating Simulator Hatoful Boyfriend Coming to Steam on August 21st

From the game description:

Congratulations! You've been accepted as the only human student at the prestigious St. PigeoNation's Institute, a school for talented birds! Roam the halls and find love in between classes as a sophomore student at the world's greatest pigeon high school.

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Looks like a good book.

Crow asks for water

Coral plz

Which birth dates are most common?

Shut The F**k Up

This Idiot Will Make You Root for the Pigeon

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Sometimes everybody needs a health potion.

You had one job

Ridiculously photogenic sled dog

How to be a good dad

When my crush tells me to confess to my crush...

This looks like a good idea.

Every DJs nowadays.

Head Rubs Are Amazing!

Classic: This is Not What Smash Mouth Had in Mind With Their Song

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So my 14 year old sister just bought these...

I just don't know how to reply

No Reason Dad Can't Wear a Costume Too

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Simply beautiful

Love has no limits

Yep I did that bullsh*t

This forest is filled with ghosts

Okay, "Horns" looks pretty damn good...