It takes a village to teach a kid some good cussin'. After this dad left his 5-year-old kid unsupervised for the duration of a 14-hour flight, the dude actually sitting next to the kid took it upon himself to do some parenting on his behalf. You gotta learn your swear words somehow. We've seen questionable parenting like this mom who wanted to let her kid try the hottest hot sauce or these weird punishments in general.
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Buckle up and brace yourself for one mind blowing Twitter thread that makes a compelling argument toward the fact that we are all actually just living in a simulation, and that the world ended in 2012. How does it feel? How does it feel to know that we're living in some long-winded, infinite simulation that will never let us out? A bit claustrophobic, or does it all just make sense.
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Turns out itchy is not a flavor, and that it might mean there's an allergic reaction going down.
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Anyone who's ever over indulged in some alcoholic beverages can appreciate it's ability to blind the judgement and good senses. Especially when it comes to NOT sending off a barrage of questionable texts to someone you have a crush on. When drunk it might seem like the best idea in the world, but sober up and everything feels doomed.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their marriage proposal rejection stories, and the resulting moments are rife with heartbreak and unrequited love. Love is a brutal thing, and nothing's worse than when you fall for someone who doesn't feel the same way.
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If you've ever worked retail or any customer-facing job, you will have met a customer who was disrespectful, entitled, treated you like an object and made some demand that store policy doesn't actually honor. With their sticky-fingered kids, boorish husbands and shrill battle cry of "the customer is always right" a Karen is a customer service person's personal nightmare. That's why we take extra joy in stories of entitled Karens who park in disabled spots and get tricked by parody customer service accounts. Oh and also when they demand their children get to taste painful hot sauce. There's a lot of fun times to be had.
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Tinder's more fun when it's all shameless pickup lines and people just carelessly bantering with each other, in good fun. When toxic dudes pop up out of the blue, and make a nasty hissy fit about having a problem with someone's "vocabulary." Then, then we're in the BS zone. At least she knows this guy's a total mess.
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The real question in this painful moment a cheating girlfriend texts her now ex-boyfriend that she's out cheating on him, is whether or not she intended to let him know so that he'd dump her. Sounds like this relationship was all kinds of messed up. He's better off without her.
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According to this thread, Disney's strict policy that grants them exclusive ownership of any of their employees artwork also gives them the rights to any of the filth that those artists also end up creating as well. We hope Disney has a smut vault/porn cave, but it seems unlikely whether or not they would officially confirm the existence of such a thing. Tumblr has come through with some weird cartoon lore, like this dark thread on Garfield. Tumblr users also share some pretty incredible experiences, like this pizza deliverer who made a list of all the insane people she met.
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This guy handled his thief of a roommate who refused to respect his boundaries, and kept stealing his marked food, by baking a special chocolate cake with habaneros in it. From there a man's world was wrecked, and he learned a spicy lesson in not taking other people's foods.
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Choosing beggars are never going to stop asking the world for free handouts. It's in their DNA at this point. We just can't fathom what compels these cheap bastards to enter into negotiations with other folks, and all the while, never plan on going above a very disagreeable 0 dollars. Like what's the point?
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In hindsight this ex-employee could've benefited from stepping back and cooling off, before calling out his old boss/company on social media for everyone else to see, and ridicule. Some conversations are better suited for behind closed doors. Wonder if they understand why they were fired now.
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Twitter users are getting real about what pieces of pop culture doomed their first names. Sucks to be born into a world that loves to meme the shit out of Karen, if that's your name. Or maybe you were named Harry, and proceeded to walk through life with everyone telling you that one day you'd grow up to be a wizard, Harry!
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Quora is a treasure trove of people acting like lunatics with ridiculous questions that defy rhyme and reason. Either people are breaking out their best satire, or this site is a place where people really let their inner crazy out to play around.
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We're huge fans of a good old fashioned photoshop battle. Seeing a frog get turned into a convincing Princess Leia is something we'd never thought possible until now. We're truly in a golden age of photo-editing based humor competitions.
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