Saturday, August 8, 2020

Dude Tricks His Picky Dog Into Eating


This dude's dog wan't having its regular food, so he went and jazzed it up with some good old fashioned trickery. It makes the dog look dumb, but hey, human beings buy fancy bottled water on the exact same principle.

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Karen And Karen Jr. Try To Cheat School System, Get Outed


Revenge is most certainly sweet, and best served by FERPA. Karen and Karen Jr. thought that they were so sly. The mother and daughter team had worked out a system where Karen (the teacher) would pull the necessary strings to get Karen Jr. (her daughter) all the accommodations one could need to ace a test without any effort at all. Of course, cheaters never win, and someone always finds out in the end. The Karens ultimately had to pay the price for all their BS. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge Join u/flannel_enthusiast5 • 6h Entitled Teacher's Kid Gets Absolutely Wrecked Hey! This is my first time posting to this subreddit, but I posted it in O r/RegularRevenge and many folks told me to drop it here as well. I typically don't post anything, but I felt that this story was too good to not share. I was also emboldened after watching some RSlash content on YouTube. I hope you enjoy as much as I did. This might take a while as well. This is the tale of how a entitled (a

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Text - Allow me to introduce her. I'll call her Karen Jr. Karen Jr was a pretty decent student who made equally decent grades. Certainly nothing to scoff at. However, she didn't take any particularly hard classes, and it seemed as if she was merely skating by in high school, waiting for the greater things in life. She was also a mythic bitch; she had money, and often flaunted it. She looked down on kids who didn't have as much as she did, and was a classic case of "spoiled asshole" syndrome. She

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Text - As for myself, I was a senior in high school at this time of all of this, class of 2019. I am currently a college sophomore. In high school, I was one of the top students in the class. My undergraduate studies have been entirely paid for by academic scholarships, and I was one of a handful who were poised to be valedictorian for our class. Of course, this title didn't mean much to me. I worked my ass of for scholarship money, not for some silly title. I'm saying this now not to brag, but

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Text - I (mostly) only ever had class with Karen Jr when I was taking courses required to graduate. These weren't hard classes at all, and certainly were not weighted. Typically, my other classes would be AP or Dual-Credit courses to academically challenge myself, and to raise my GPA for scholarships. I rarely had class with Karen Jr in any of these courses, and the class size was so small for AP's at my school that if she had been, we would have been in the same class for sure. This was very od

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Text - You see, Karen Jr, like many other folks at this time, had also been trying to raise her test scores for college admissions. She claimed that she had anxiety, and as a result, she got some special accommodations whenever it was time to take tests, both for classes and standardized. However, she was notoriously extroverted in class discussions and never struck me as the nervous type. I have dealt with generalized anxiety disorder for years, and I wasn't buying it. I also didn't wanna use t

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Text - There was a rare situation where we did share a class: AP US Government. The teacher was also great friends with Karen. At my high school, it was known as one of the easier AP classes, due to the heavy focus on vocabulary and the lack of challenging concepts. We had tests in there on a two-week basis, after covering the material in the textbook. I would study my ass off for each and every tests, and I always ended up with low-A's. This was fine in my book, since the other assignments woul

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Text - Until, one test day, the library was closed down after some water damage had been uncovered after a pretty bad storm. She couldn't take the test in the library as usual, and had to take it with the rest of us. She seemed hesitant, but the teacher insisted that there was no where else suitable in the school for test taking. And so, she took the test. And gloriously bombed it. I don't know exactly what she got, but she had gotten all blubbery and teary-eyed as soon as she saw her grade. She

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Text - I assumed that it was due to her anxiety, and I felt bad for her. That sympathy went away in an instant, when, during class, she whispered to one of her friends that she'd always go to her mom's classroom instead of the library to take her tests (I always had a skills for eavesdropping, since I was a relatively unassuming person who didn't say much in class). I didn't know what this meant for sure, but I assume her mom (Karen) had looked up the answers for it. That explained immediately w

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Text - Destiny explained to me that when you present to the ACT testing facility with accommodations, you had two options. You could either take each of the four ACT sections (5 sections, if you took it with writing) on separate days under normal time constraints, or, take all of the sections on the same day with DOUBLE the time on each section. Destiny also explained that all test takers with accommodations took the exam on the same day, different than normal test takers, so that they could ens

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Text - Until, on Karen Jr's social medias, she posted about how she was "ready for day 2" of ACT testing. Sure enough, she had taken it over the course of several days. All of this meant that, somehow, Karen Jr had taken the ACT with BOTH accommodation options. I wasn't sure how something like this would have even been possible. Karen Jr got a spectacular score on her exam, something like a 32 or 33. Again, this didn't particularly bother me; her test scores didn't affect me one bit. I decided t

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Text - It was quite a shock to learn that Karen Jr, beyond a shadow of a doubt, was going to be our valedictorian for that year. To me, and many others, this seemed impossible; she hadn't taken nearly as many weighted classes as the lot of us, and was a good student at best. Also, Karen Jr's best friend was lined up to be salutatorian (2nd in class rank). She was also a pretty mediocre student. So how did they BOTH manage to get a higher GPA than us? We had been taking AP's since freshman year.

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Text - Karen was looking at the student transcripts of high- ranking students (including myself) and had arranged for Karen Jr's schedule to inflate her GPA so much that it passed my own, and the GPA of other hard-working students. This included taking some online classes from a local college, which I was never permitted to take. This is because the classes were so specific that the credits didn't transfer. We're talking about a college class about proper walking/exercising technique here. Easy

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Text - I didn't want to take this information at face-value, so I looked up the list of faculty that had permission to access student transcript information in the first place (only a handful of teachers could do this). Wouldn't you believe that Karen's name was most certainly on the list. I also ran the numbers myself; It was totally possible to arrange a schedule of bullshit classes that would exceed everyone else's GPA. The same had been done to Karen Jr's best friend's schedule, just not to

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Text - The state penalties alone for sharing student documents with a third-party without consent, either from the parent (if the student is under 18) or the student itself, was a hefty fine, possible termination, and further federal penalties. We're talking possible jail time if the information shared led to consequences for the student whose information was shared. All I needed was proof. Along with Aaron's testimony, I wanted irrevocable proof that Karen and Karen Jr were doing shady shit. So

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Text - I was in the show choir, and so I had access to some decent recording equipment, including some single-use audio recorders. These were used by judges during competitions to give quick feedback on the show, and also for student auditions. They were small, discrete, and silent. They also had a neat feature where you could set a timer on the thing to tell it to start recording after so much time had passed. I set the timer so that the recorder would start during lunch. Before chool one day,

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Text - I taped one of these recorders under her chair, set the timer for around lunchtime and her planning period (they were back-to-back) and waited. I went back at the end of the day (I had choir practice) and retrieved the recorder before the downstairs doors were locked (they left them unlocked for extra-curricular activities, because freshman and sophomore lockers were upstairs). I got home, and began playing the tape. Bingo. I had my irrefutable evidence. It was all there; conversations ab

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Text - Fortunately, my counselor (we were each assigned one based on our last name) was a real stand-up guy, and I knew he'd come in clutch. He also wasn't close with Karen, unlike many of the other counselors and higher- up staff. I went with Aaron to his office, and I took my laptop with the audio file backed up onto it. We presented our case. You see, to file a FERPA violation report, you needed a member of the the administration of the offending organization (this included my counselor) to g

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Text - The fallout was glorious. The school's administration was forced to do an objective audit on ALL of Karen's activity at the school, where they confirmed that all of this bullshit had been taking place. Karen Jr's valedictorian status and her friend's salutatorian were sacked, and some other (more deserving) kid was presented with the honor. I myself was awarded salutatorian, although this didn't matter to me too much. The school was fined by FERPA for breach of policy, and Karen might get

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Text - The icing on the cake was when they discovered the fuckery regarding her ACT accommodations. Turns out, her mom HAD been pulling the string behind the scenes to get her accommodations for that "anxiety" we talked about earlier. The ACT company takes cheating VERY seriously, and so they voided her pristine standardized testing score, which had landed her a full scholarship to her university of choice. The same ended up happened with some of her SAT and AP scores as well for reasons that I

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Text - All of this news was absolutely BUZZING around the school, and Karen Jr was disgraced. I did my part in my graduation ceremony a few months later, and all was well. I never intended it to go so far, but I don't feel bad one bit. Revenge is sweet, and best served by FERPA. Thanks for reading! tl;dr - Entitled asshole student and her teacher/mom get supremely fucked after they're audited by the administration for violation of federal student- protection law. edit - minor grammar and spellin

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Twitter Thread: Girl Endures Teasing For Anxious Friend


This heartwarming thread tells the story of a courageous, selfless girl enduring rounds of rude teasing from her classmates, because she was committed to helping out her socially anxious friend. Turns out her friend was too nervous to ask the questions herself, so this girl would do it for her. She'd ask so many questions that the teacher would start to give her a hard time. That's just not cool, teach. Either way, this is a pure reflection of a beautiful friendship. 

Check out more instances of humans being total bros over here.

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas I had this girl in my class and she was considered to be like REALLY DUMB. She'd ask a ton of questions in class, which everybody would consider to be "stupid"and "silly" and even the teachers would often taunt her but she'd never stop asking. <>

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas · 3d Replying to @baileyanastas The weirdest thing was that she'd almost always ace the class exams and everyone was like???? Even the teachers thought she was cheating because she wasn't so 'smart' in class. But nobody could prove that she was actually cheating... t7 112 688

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas · 3d I'm pretty introverted so I never really talked to her, but she was leaving school this year and I was genuinely curious about how she did so well on exams and how she didn't let everyone's remarks and doubts affect her. 27 70 562

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas 3d She always used to sit and hang out with only one girl, and she told me that that friend of hers was severely socially anxious and had difficulty in class because she couldn't bring herself to ask questions or ask for help from others. I've felt that way before myself... baileyanastas @baileyanastas · 3d So they had this system where during lectures her friend would write down any question she had, and she would ask them for her. And I was just so touched??

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas · 3d This girl endured taunts and accusations and borderline bullying for being "stupid" when she was actually really smart and could easily have refused to ask questions for her friend but she did?? And brushed off everything others would throw at her for her friend?? 27 260 1,352

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas 3d Do you have friends like this? I hope you do. I think it's so important to have support from people who don't shame you for your shortcomings, who help you during hard times and don't embarrass you or leave you hanging, even if they could. And trust me, most people could. imgilp.com

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Loving Humans Being Absolute Bros


We're always on the lookout for that next level human being. You know, the human being who makes the extra effort to spread wholesome, loving, cheer around the world. We can all become so caught up in juggling our own problems that we forget to exercise conscious generosity toward others that just need a little boost to keep them going. These moments are sure to strike a chord. 

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Text - Thread HaileyRagon @HaileyRagon day one of tweeting until ryan reynolds answers. @VancityReynolds 15:48 · 01 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone 741 Retweets 39.5K Likes HaileyRagon @HaileyRagon · 7h update: i'm crying. 19 27 17 5,073 Ryan Reynolds O @VancityRey.. · 7h v Replying to @HaileyRagon Nailed it on minute 1. Congratulations and wash your hands. 297 27 1,176 68.2K 8

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Text - Eliza 2 hrs · O Lost my car key while jogging on the rail trail today, went back looking for them and stumbled upon this. I owe my whole soul to whoever did this thank fuck

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Player - Every time DeAndre Hopkins scores, he finds his mom, who lost her sight 17 years ago and gives her the touchdown ball. One of the best traditions in sports. ACH TEXANS IS

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Wood - i STARTRIBUNE.COM Sacred Dakota peace pipe sells for $40,000 – and buyer gives it back to Minnesota tribe

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Text - A text from our landlords this morning Today 9:54 AM Assuming your income has dropped substantially want to help you by $0 rent for April and will see what the situation is and I in May. Hope it helps!

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Text - the woman who lives above me finally got sick of our building's coin- operated washer that never works so she removed it, bought and installed her own, and told the rest of us to use it for free. when we finally go to war with landlords she's who I want in charge. 4:03 pm · 26/03/2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - My grandma has been texting me wanting to learn more about Overwatch so she can cheer me on when I play N Nan > They are randomly decided Does it mess with your play Not really, just changes who I play Do they have different powers Yes I'm trying to learn Thank you It means a lot I will understand the game better

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Product - My brother passed 6 months ago and I still texted him frequently. Today, I got a response. l Verizon LTE 66 Brothaboo > 1 H Yesterday 5:08 PM 1:08 I just MISS YOU so much. God. What the hell| Today 1:00 PM Monday, September 23 I'm sorry to here that you're missing someone, but unfortunately you have the wrong number. MESSAGES Brothaboo I know. This was my brothers number and he passed away in March. I just liked to text his number like he could hear me. 2 Text Messages MESSAGES 6m Sorr

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Text - l Verizon LTE 1:21 PM Also feel free to share anything about your brother. Sometimes it helps just remembering the good times. I know we don't know each other, but don't mind being a 4. Brothaboo > Don't be sorry!! I'm going through a similar thing right now. My cousin who's like a sister to me isn't doing well and expected to pass any day now. So I sounding board. I really appreciate that. I was dreading the day his number got reassigned. You're a good human; don't hesitate to reach out

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Text - BustAMove_13•4h A S 7 Awards I had back surgery in 08 and I didn't see hide nor hair of any of my rl friends, but an older lady I had met on the Sims 2 message board sent flowers, called me every day and bought me a subscription to an online game site so I'd have something to do while I recovered. She was in Seattle and I'm in Ohio. Eventually she moved to Florida and we drove down so I could meet her. We remained friends until she passed a couple of years ago. I miss her so much. 6.1k

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Text - Augie Nash @AugieNash I'm at Sam's Club Older couple in 70's checking out Cashier asks if they found everything they needed Lady said no - needed bread Young man in 20's heard this and says "Ma'am, I have a loaf you can have, and if you see anything in my cart, you're welcome to it"

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Text - r/AskReddit u/Wahooness • lh What's your dirty little secret? Discussion Vote 11 1 Share BEST COMMENTS SimilarMixture • 1h I secretly watch my friends streams and support him without him knowing by using a different account, he gets very few viewers so I talk to him throughout the stream to keep his spirits up Reply

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Text - My neighbor (he's like 10 or 11) just knocked on my door and asked if I could help him baking cookies since it's his mom's birthday tomorrow and he really likes mine... you better believe I just spent 3 hours baking and decorating cookies with him lol he's so sweet

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Text - * •..cortni @fcknbb My six year old burst into tears & said he was too sick to go to school when we got in the car this morning. It was clear that he was not sick but hes never done that before so welcome to ur first mental health day, dude. We going to Target & watching movies & eating muffins.

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Bicycle - Ste Burke @SteBurke44 · 5h Has anyone had their bike stolen? Just bought this for £80 and it's got a bike lock on it. Apparently it's from the Crosby area. Bought it so I can get it to back to the right owner. I know it's a £1350 bike and id be heartbroken if it was me. Give us a shout 403 27 2,918 8,629

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Text - Dublin Bus O matthew mulligan @mattuna @dublinbusnews Replying to @mattuna Hi @dublinbusnews my three year old wanted to know how you decide which buses get to sleep inside the depot garage and Hi Matthew, we have rang around to a few of the depots and we can confirm that all buses are loved which have to sleep out in the equally and take turns sleeping yard inside the warm depot. Those sleeping outside are given cocoa 06/01/2018, 01:07 to keep warm. 57 Retweets 429 Likes 08/01/2018, 09:4

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