This, this right here is what the internet is for dude. I am totally on board to subscribe to this comedic shit. Briiing it on.
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Saturday, January 28, 2017
But Seriously, It's Black and Blue
Twitter in 2015: What colour is this dress you guys?!
— Philly Byrne (@PhilipNByrne) January 26, 2017
Twitter in 2017: http://pic.twitter.com/6OdiQLIhMP
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Tagged: 2017
Watch This Man Slowly and Hialriously Slide Down a Giant Icy Hill
This video delivers.
There's something very funny about some just slowly sliding down a hill. Like their moving slow enough that they should be able to take control of the situation, but they just can't. It's great.
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Park Your Keister, Meister Because We Got 17 Parking Fails For You
Sometimes people have to go back to driving school. In fact, we've got 16 of them right here. Check out some parking fails, and feel better than that guy that parked on top of a Lamborghini.
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This Dude Caught People Stealing His Packages, So He Pranked the Shit Out of Them, Literally
There's a reason that UPS offers a signature requirement.
This Salt Lake City man thought someone was stealing his packages, so he set up a camera and discovered it was actually a whole mess of people. So he started leaving some packages of his own to catch these guys and give them "a pretty upset stomach."
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Entrepreneurial Fisherman Finds 20 Kilos of Cocaine and Decides to Go Into the Drug Dealing Biz, Gets Caught
First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get arrested.
32-year-old fisherman Thomas Breeding came across a shit-ton of coke in the Gulf of Mexico and made the brilliant move of trying to it. After all, that’s what people in the movies do, right?
He’s now facing life in prison and a $4.25 million fine. That’ll change your life for sure. Just like in the movies.
“This changed my life and way of thinking and also made me aware of some of the dangers that can be found off shore in the Gulf,” Breeding wrote. “I would like to let the public know the dangers and what not to do if this situation comes about.”
Yeah, dealing a butt-ton of coke isn’t easy if you don’t know what you’re doing. It takes years of training to become a successful drug dealer. Haven’t you ever seen the movies?
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15 "You Had One Job" Fails That Can Wait Because It's Saturday
"I'll take care of it on Monday" is the tired refrain of someone living through a Friday. Let's face it, no one wants to do their job as the week comes to a close. So it should come as no surprise that most "you had one job" fails happen on Friday. I have no science to back it up, but I support the four-day work week. Anyway, it's Saturday. Why are we talking about work. Here are some "you had one job" fails that will make you forget all about your one job.
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For Absolutely No Reason at All: Here's Would Happen if Nuclear Weapon Dropped Near You and What You Could Do to Survive Nuclear War
The fine folks at AsapSCIENCE, for no reason whatsoever, released a new video yesterday on what would happen if a nuclear bomb dropped near you.
Be clear: This has absolutely nothing to do with scientists moving the Doomsday Clock thirty seconds forward.
Or that the reality-TV gameshow host is kind of obsessed with the power of the bomb.
Or that former Soviet Union President Mikhail Gorbachev saying "It all looks as if the world is preparing for war."
Or that there's a new nuclear arms race.
Nope, they just posted it so we know what happens in the event of a nuclear explosion.
But they did also post this video of what to do to survive nuclear war
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Here's Why You Like the Smell of Your Own Disgusting Farts, You Gross Weirdo. Seriously, See a Doctor
Everyone likes the smell of their own brand.
You've probably heard that one before, when you were ripping a real stinker in the car and rolling the windows up because you're a sadist.
But why do you like torturing innocent bystanders of your disgusting gas? Honestly, being subjected to your farts should be considered torture. Liking your farts is akin to waterboarding. You're a war criminal. You and your farts should sit before an international tribunal.
Yes, you.
Anyway, this video explains why you're such a sicko. ASAP Science continues to do great work in under five minutes.
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