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Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Willie Nelson Is Selling His Own Strand of Weed
Via AP:
A release explaining Willie's Reserve says it reflects Nelson's appreciation for "the many varieties and range of the plant's qualities." The release says the 81-year-old Nelson will collaborate with master growers to define standards for the strain.
Submitted by: (via Boing Boing)
Record of the Day: 120-pound Woman Eats 216 Ounces of Steak in Under 20 Minutes
Mmmm… 'Murica!
Competitive eater Molly Schuyler broke a new record this weekend, eating 3 72-oz steaks in less than 20 minutes.
At this year's 72oz Showdown at the Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo, Texas, Schuyler was matched up against four teams of two, and she singlehandedly destroyed her competition while besting herself in the process.
The other teams included professional wrestlers and football players and they each had one hour to throw down as much as they could.
In total, Schuyler, who weighs just 124 pounds, ate 3 steaks, 3 backed potatoes, 3 shrimp cocktails, 3 side salads and 3 rolls.
Basically, as The Big Texan describes it, she consumed more than 13.5 pounds of food which is "the equivalent of a bowling ball or averaged sized three-month-old baby."
Schuyler not only got the 3 free meals, but also a $5,000 prize… and apparently an extended trip to the bathroom.
Submitted by: (via The Big Texan)
Rapper Waka Flocka Flame Announces His Bid for Presidency on 4/20. God Bless These United States of America.
The major tenants of his platform? Legalizing marijuna, getting dogs banned from restaurants, keeping people with giant feet from taking up space on the sidewalk, and raising the minimum wage.
His only major concern seems to be the candidacy of Hillary Clinton ("women love her!").
"I am congress, I am president." - Waka Flocka Flame, 2015.
Submitted by: (via Rolling Stone)
Teens Are Doing the #KylieJennerChallenge to Make Their Lips Look Disgusting. Turns Out That's a Terrible Idea.
Apparently the joke started when teens attempted to replicate the Kardashian sibling's large lips by putting a bottle cap over their mouths and sucking out the air. The only problem? Well, that has a tendency to keep your lips swollen for a long period of time, and in some cases can even lead to a loss of sensation entirely.
But when did that ever stop a good hashtag game?
Submitted by: (via FedeTV)
The "McBackflip" is a Dumb Prank We Really Hope Doesn't Catch On
A Slightly Drunk Dad Attempted to Tattoo His Son's Name on Himself and Screwed Up. Twice.
Using an at-home tattoo kit (always a great idea), he tried to write "Riley" on his arm, but accidentally started writing a "P" instead of an "L." Later he tried to do right by writing the boy's nickname, "Sonny Boy" on his knuckles. That, of course, ended with "Sony Boy" instead. Whoops!
Submitted by: (via Metro)