Saturday, December 4, 2021

Server Takes Down Aggressive Karen With Theatrical Kindness


Sometimes, you just find it within yourself to meet someone's toxic, nasty BS with nothing short of aggressive niceties. Honestly, if the cloud of ignorance isn't too thick between you and the entitled Karen that you find yourself sharing a room with, the kindness can actually end up being effective. Like, what we have here. 

New Owners Get Rid of Vacation Policy, Crucial Employee Debilitates Company


There's a rich history of new owners coming in and completely destroying what was good about a workplace, like this time new owners bullied employees and ran their company into the ground.  In this case they made the mistake of depending on one person, making him very angry and then giving him time to think about it. Good on Jimmy.

AskReddit Thread: Dumbest Lies People Actually Pulled Off


There's something hardwired into us as human beings, where we're terribly susceptible to willing ourselves into believing completely blatant lies that people are telling right to our faces. Maybe it's some sort of conflict avoidance. Maybe it's that romantic, idealistic urge to try to see the best in someone. With all of that being said, it's nothing short of a stupefying wonder that these people were able to get away with the dumb lies that they were. 

1-Year-Old Daughter Steals Sweet, Mom Tells Store, Store Still Bans Mom


How cold hearted can you be? The mom in this scenario literally goes out of her way to tell the store what her 1-year-old (1 YEARS OLD) daughter did when it came to lifting a sweets item. And then the store still has the heartless audacity to tell the mom that she's banned. Pretty unreal. 

Tumblr Breaks Down Young Adult Dystopian Fiction


Like Pixar movies and Harry Potter, the denizens of Tumblr have always had a strong knowledge of young adult dystopian fiction. For a while there it was like every new book for tweens was about a teenager in a messed up hierarchy forced to play games of death. There's nothing exactly wrong with that. It's just that like anything else, people's favorite books of their early teen years have become a coldly optimized version of themselves, designed to take advantage of a cultivated interest. Tumblr has a habit of noticing things, like when Tumblr broke down the nine types of movie posters.

Canadian Memes For The Folks Up North


For much of the world, Canadian identity has been boiled down to a few stereotypes about politeness, hockey, beavers and syrup. And there's definitely a lot of it up there. But just chalking up an entire nation to those few things is wildly unfair. They also have a lot of snow, moose, Tim Hortons and contrary to the whole politeness cliché, some of them are mean. Hopefully this has broadened the scope on what it means to be Canadian.

School Memes For The Mostly Educated


Sure, there are history memes for the already learned and work memes for those of us who made it out, but there remains a festering pile of memories in everyone regarding their time in school. The horrible group projects, the cringeworthy presentations, the stressful tests and the absurdity of it all left marks on all of us. Some of those marks are somewhat nice, like this nostalgic thread on elementary school, but a lot of them are just scars.

Brother Tries to Justify Hurtful Comments to Disabled Brother’s Wife When She Wants to Return to Work, Gets Put in His Place By Commenters


It's not every AITA post where you read the title and expect to be entirely on the poster's side. Only to read through and realize that they are, in fact, completely in the wrong. 

That's what made this post an entertaining one for me. Reading the title I was thinking "That b*. How dare she.". Only to click through and have the realization slowly dawn on me that this guy has it completely wrong.

Embarrassing Times People Missed Obvious Hints


There's no perfect script for how a physical relationship should unfold. That means any interaction which might turn sexy can be fraught with ambiguities. As people, sometimes we're just not looking for those signals right away. That or we don't believe anyone would ever be as direct but also indirect as "can you help me change my sheets with me in them." Whether it's because people are scared, overly polite or totally oblivious, there are times guys miss obvious signals.

Employee Refuses Boss' Demands to Work on Holidays and Weekends, Coworkers and Employer Turn Against Him


Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place. This is an unimaginably hard position to be in with your employer, especially when your coworkers start to turn against you too. It can feel extremely isolating and you start to wonder if maybe you are the one in the wrong. The gaslighting can be real.

Really, all you can do in these situations is quit.

Enjoy This Colossal Collection of "Master Troll" Ken M's Finest Work to Get You Through the Weekend


This exceptionally massive gathering of fantastically epic Ken M trolls will help you kill a little bit of time during your wayward weekend hours.

 
If you somehow haven't stumbled across Ken M's work before you're in for a treat. He is known for his benignly absurdist comments around various different sites and forums. His brand of 'trolling' sets him apart from other trolls you might find around the internet in that his banter is harmless and purely used to goad unsuspecting victims into responding to his absurdism in bewilderment.

It's all in the name of a good bit of fun and we're all better off with this living legend in our midst. 

Couple Arguing Over What "Killer Clown Book" Girlfriend is Confusing with ‘It’ Has Their World Rocked When the Author of That Book Turns Up and Solves the Mystery


It's always crazy when some massive coincidence like this happens on the internet. What are the chances that two things like this will conjunct amidst the millions, if not billions, of comings and goings on the internet. 

As the author describes further down in their comments; The worlds of specific niche fandoms is smaller than we might expect. Regardless, it's still crazy when something like this occurs.

There's nothing worse than when you have something burning in your mind that you can't quite put together. You've forgotten the name of that thing and that thing is just out of reach in the depths of your memory somewhere. As much as you try to stretch and stretch your brain you just can't get that bubble to pop and it becomes this annoying feeling that you just might not ever recover whatever that thing was from the recesses of your mind.

Great that the author of the fanfic they were referring too just happened to be hanging around on this particular subreddit! We love when authors and other artists turn up at random spots on the internet. Like when THE Neil Gaiman turned up to weigh in on Coraline Being Too Scary.

Design Fails That Could've Used A Second Set of Eyes


Designing things is hard. And it's not just a matter of spelling something correctly so that it doesn't accidentally say something filthy. Sometimes design fails exhibit really poor craftsmanship, horrible toilet placement or just a complete lack of sense. Whether it wields some kind of irony or is just sort of gross, design failures remind us daily that things can be worse.

New Army Captain Forces Armorer to Sign and Comply to Illegal Order, He Signs the Order As “Under Duress” and Ends Her Entire Career


There's nothing worse than having a new superior who just marches in and thinks they own the place. These people often have the absolute incapability to listen to other people and their ego's get in the way of them possibly learning anything from the people who have been there long enough to become a part of the furniture.

If they would just stop and pay attention for a moment they might actually be good at their job and win the respect of those under them. Instead they try to trap their employees into unethical and illegal agreements.

Good on this stalwart armorer for sticking to his guns and getting this toxic CO removed from her command. 

Clueless People Who Missed The Joke By Miles


With every great joke uttered, there's always someone out there with the potential to miss that joke by miles. Not only that, but they'll have the sheer audacity to treat the joke teller like they're the moron. It's obliviousness like that that feels like a kick in the teeth to humanity in general. Is there helping bozos who didn't get the joke? Maybe, but only if they want to be helped.