Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Mark Ruffalo Spoiled The Avengers Infinity War Ending A Long Time Ago


Mark Ruffalo is the hero of Marvel spoilers. My dude spoiled that Avengers Infinity War ending a LONG time ago. Where are our new Mark Ruffalo interviews when we sorely need them? We can't wait the few weeks for Avengers Endgame to drop!

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These Ice Cross Highlights Are Freakin' Intense


We're not sure what compels someone to strap on some skates and bomb downhill in an all out slippery race to break their own tailbones, but it sure is thrilling to watch. Here's a compilation of falls, fails, and action from the scary-looking, action-packed sport of competitive downhill ice skating.

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32 Spooky Pics to Chill Your Bones and Creep Your Jeepers


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Your spine isn't gonna tingle itself, so go ahead and outsource the job. Here are some spooky pics to help keep you up at night, because you want that for some reason. For some two sentence horror stories, check out these.

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Arturo The Tapir Enjoying A Scratch Will Give You Secondhand Happiness


Arturo the Tapir is living his BEST LIFE. Seriously, this adorable video is so full of lovably awkward cuteness it's bound to thaw the iciest of hearts out there. Look at that snout wiggle. 

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18 Mildly Infuriating Replies To The Worst Way To Hold Your Drink


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This Twitter user really cracked open Pandora's Box when they asked what the worst ways to hold your drink are. The replies are all kinds of mildly infuriating. 

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A Panicked Husband's FedEx Delivery Fail Results In A Wild Cricket Invasion


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This Twitter thread is bursting with a wild amount of weird! Can you imagine the look of sheer panic that must've danced across this guy's face, when sh*t hit the fan, and the crickets were EVERYWHERE. 

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15 Strange Mysteries That Still Remain Unexplained


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Are these unexplained mysteries only unexplained because we haven't tried hard enough to understand them, or is something bigger afoot? You be the judge! Maybe most of these will end up getting debunked in the comments section...

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17 Wholesome Memes To Give Your Day A Healthy Pep Talk


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It seems weird, but apparently it's not very good to go around thinking everything sucks all the time. It's news to us too. Turns out there's people out there being supportive and successful out there, and it seems right to want a piece of the mental-health-pie. If you want more wholesome memes then check these out.

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12 Brilliantly Vandalized School Text Books That Doodled Smiles on Our Faces


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Sure, you could mess around with mustaches and devil horns but these ones are professional. We all had that friend in school who had a pen and a dream. Maybe you were that kid. If you're out there, we applaud your creativity, lack of respect for authority, and short attention span. Here are some bathroom stall musings from people with markers and a sense of humor.

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Raunchy Comedian Unleashes On Morning Host


Comedian Mark Normand was quite the handful when he came on the New Day Cleveland Show. Props to the host for buckling up and taking the wild ride with an impressive amount of flexibility and grace. 

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Guy Gets Back At Jealous Incompetent Manager In Tremendous Revenge Story


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This has all the pieces of a great revenge tale! Gotta love when the employee gets back at a toxic, incompetent, and lazy manager. A well done revenge, where the manager got utterly buried. 

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An Employee's Story Reveals The Subtle Signs Your Boss Wants You To Fail


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Keep an eye out for these subtle signs that your boss is working at setting you up for failure. This panicked employee's story serves as an important case study of what it might look like when your boss is setting you up to fail. Who does that?! Not someone you want to find yourself working for. 

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25 Drill Sergeants Share Their Funniest Moments With Recruits In The Military


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These drill sergeants almost gave in to laughter. The following stories of recruits being all kinds of unintentionally funny, when under moments of high-pressure and great stress, are too good. Some serious funny can escape through the cracks of that hard time serving in the military. 

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Tumblr Post About Patriarchal Culture Gets Schooled By Linguist


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Call the burn unit! This linguist took a Tumblr user's post, and absolutely destroyed. And they did it with the cold, hard logic from the linguistics field. A job well done, indeed. 

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Brutal Twitter Thread Roasts Good-For-Nothing Newborn Babies


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Babies have had it too good for too long. It's about time someone got in their small, round faces. @charlee_buns started the all-out tirade against the world's biggest freeloaders.

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Tony Hawk Yells "Do a KickFlip" at Skaters for Prizes


Skaters typically don't like it when random strangers yell at them to do tricks. This time around skateboarding legend and man-of-our-childhood Tony Hawk did it, partly to see some talent, and partly to see if anyone would recognize him.

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26 Very Smart Showboats Sinking In A Sea Of Their Overwhelming Intellect


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These very smart showboats are like nails on a chalkboard. All that intellect is just so overwhelming, man. It must be hard to sleep at night, to coexist, with a universe of mouth breathers that can't come close to understanding the depths of their knowledge. It's clearly not going to their heads. 

If you're in the mood for more iamverysmart ridiculousness, check out this list.

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