Thursday, November 11, 2021

Images of Perspective-Jumbling Double-Takery


The human brain is a lump of dripping goo powered by electricity, so naturally it's bound to make a few mistakes. Double take moments of warped perspective are just enough of a push in the wrong direction where we're more than willing to see impossible landscapes and cats with human faces. It just takes a little bit of weird perspective to cause more than a little bit of confusion.

Mother-In-Law Steals Ring, Falls Victim To Its Fake Curse


It wouldn't occur to most of us to get back at our snooping in-laws by making up a story about a curse. Most of us would just say "don't steal my things lady" or change the locks. But that fact that she believed it, and that something bad actually happened is absolutely excellent. Gotta love it when fake curses come through in your favor. For another weird mother-in-law story, here's the craigslist ad seeking a wedding date for a Karen mother-in-law.

Sloth Snags Convenient Trip On A Paddle


These folks noticed a sloth swimming in a Costa Rican stream with heavy boat traffic, so they decided to ask if it wanted a ride. The sloth obliged, and probably moved faster than it's ever moved in its life.

Dramatic Readings Of Tungsten Cube Reviews Are Enlightening And Enheavying


Jeaney Collects finds interesting things and does voices for them. In this case we have a few great reviews for one of the most powerful cubes that you can buy. Just hearing about the potential of such a powerfully dense object is enough to make us feel strong.

Adulthood Memes For Those Who Have Laundry Waiting


They told us when we grew up we'd get to drive cars and spend all our money on whatever we wanted. Now we're here and they were right, but we're driving our cars to work and spending our money on fixing our cars. Sure, we all deal with the everyday responsibilities of life, but man, there's so much laundry. For the aging, here are some millennial memes for the aching backbone of the economy.

The Wholesome Tale Of A Coworker Getting One Over On Old Joe


We spend so much time complaining about terrible incompetent coworkers and sadistic bosses that it's easy to forget why our jobs can be nice. That's getting to work with like-minded, chill, funny people. This person had exactly that in Joe, a coworker who we all wish we could have the pleasure of working alongside. For another wholesome work tale, here's the story of a wholesome IT bro who revived a totally destroyed laptop.

Glorified Manager Tries To Monopolize Sales Calls, Lives To Regret It


Man oh man, some of the world's managers really never should've been put in the positions of power that they were in the first place. It sounds like Jeff was possessed by blind greed to such an extent that it was only a matter of time before he ended up engineering his own demise. I wonder how many moments Jeff had where he was up late at night, tossing and turning, soaked in sweat, bogged down by the burn of regret. It's like, he was the one who ultimately ended up complicating his own life. For another entertaining tale of malicious compliance, check out the time that a Karen presenter demanded a crappier hotel, and got it

The Weirdest Things People "Have A Guy" For


It feels amazing to have the hookup on literally anything. Knowing a guy who can get you a mattress for cheap or a gal who has inside knowledge on farm fresh eggs is something many of us take pride in. And of course, everyone needs a tamale guy. For more people who got the hookup, here are the black markets that existed at people's schools.

Incompetent Manager Tries To Blame Employee For His Own Use of Comic Sans


There are some employees who stick around because they do good work, and there are others whose longevity stems from their ability to blame everyone else for screw ups. This manager tried to get after a certain employee when he should have realized the mistake was his own, and it just proved his own incompetence. People have problems with technology, like this customer who thought electronic payment worked by putting checks into their computer.

Work Tweets and Memes To Soak Up Some Of The Dread Of Everyday Life


Work is a drag. We all wish we had to do less of it, but the more we get done, the more our bosses say "wow you're so good at this, you must want to do more." The one thing that helps is to know that everyone is in a similar boat, and work memes for the hustle as well as the bustle sure drive that point home. People are even ready to commiserate over work email struggles. It never ends.

Entitled People And Their Imaginative Demands


As many of us know, it's oodles of fun dealing with entitled people and their laughable antics. It could be an unhinged mom who wants you to pay her to take care of her children. It could be a guy who insists on you driving 4 and a half hours to drop off your free barbeque. It could be a Karen secret shopper who's too much of a Karen to do her job. It might just be a dude who wants to pay for swimming lessons with his terrible poetry. Whatever it is, entitled folks are always a barrel of something.

Woman Chastised For Not Inviting Dog To Wedding, Family Threatens Not To Come


Marriage is a pretty big deal, ideally it lasts forever. And weddings are supposed to be days of love and celebration focused purely on the bride and groom. Well, sometimes the Bride's sister steals the spotlight with all of her various issues. Such is the case here. OP has made it very clear that her wedding will be pet and child free, and surprise that includes her sister's service dog. 

Not to mention that the totally legitimate and valid reason that she does not want pets at her wedding is because her fiancé underwent a traumatic childhood experience and still has dog related anxiety, but hey, as long as the bride's sister is happy. Isn't that what they say, 'happy sister of wife, happy life?' For more wedding drama, check this out. 

Low Budget DIY Solutions That Are Held Together By Sheer Will


We're not gonna sit here and say that it's a good idea to use a Twister pad to patch the busted out back window of your car. Especially considering a game of twister costs significantly more than a garbage bag, so it's not even a good deal. But by all means, it that's what's convenient, then put your foot down on green, baby. Here are some more funny low budget fixes and engineering solutions.

Technically Accurate Moments That Are Almost Stupid But Not Quite


We are people who want answers. Sometimes the factual answers we crave aren't readily available, and it's a whole lot more satisfying and easy to just get clever about it. Hence, these technically accurate moments that aren't incorrect. Sometimes the best we can be is technically accurate and not wrong. Is that an easy cop-out? Yeah. Does it work? Sometimes, but not really.

People Share The Black Markets That Existed At Their Schools


Schools are not just places of learning math and science, but also learning that your classmates will pay good money for sour patch kids. Especially when you realize that you can beat the school store in terms of price, convenience and scale. Kids, being people, will put value on just about anything. Whether that commodity is pencils or their own shoelaces back, just about every school had some kind of black market.

Entitled Lady Calls Ambulance For Non-Emergency, Gets Full Experience


The E in EMS stands for Emergency, and it sounds like a non-urgent trip to the hospital for a scheduled appointment might not be an appropriate use of an emergency responder's time. Plus, depending on where you live, taking a non-essential ambulance ride to the hospital would give you a nice little extra thousand dollars on your hospital bill. The real crime here is probably that a trip to the hospital costs so much damn money, but, you know, one thing at a time. The field of medicine sees some wildly dumb interactions, like these absurd medical misconceptions or stupid things medical patients did that made it worse.