Friday, March 13, 2015
Dirtbag Spectator Takes Out a Cyclist
Cyclist Loren Rowney confirmed she has a broken collarbone. The person who did this needs to be found and get their comeuppance.
Charles Eugster is 95 Years Old and Holds the New World Record for the 200 Meter
Eugster beat the previous record for his age category by 2.4 seconds!
Fail of the Day: Only One Contestant Makes Final Jeopardy
Thursday night’s Jeopardy was just plain sad.
Two of the contestants, Brad & Stephanie, ended the game with negative scores, leaving only 34-year-old Kristin Sausville to play Final Jeopardy.
“This was not one of our greatest days,” said Alex Trebek at the end of Double Jeopardy.
Brad and Stephanie had -$200 and -$6,800 each before they were whisked off stage in shame.
The only thing worse would have been if Kristin wagered it all and ended up in red as well.
Kristin’s husband has also been on the show in the past, and coincidentally, this same thing happened to one of his competitors, according to People Magazine .
The best thing to come out of this? Poor Stephanie’s face.
Never Trust a Knockoff Dress
Chinese website Taobao sold this dress, made famous by actor Jaime Alexander. People who ordered it, however, found the design to be... somewhat lacking. As always, you get what you pay for!
Hate Mail of the Day: President Obama Reads Mean Tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live
President Obama receives his fair share of criticism online, but he’s embracing all the hate in a new edition of “Mean Tweets” on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Watch him react to a #ThanksObama and someone who does’t approve of his dad-jeans style.
“Is there any way we could fly Obama to some golf course halfway around the world and just leave him there?” writes one girl.
“I think that’s a great idea,” he says.
You can also watch Kimmel’s post-Mean Tweets interview with Obama below, in which he says he didn’t think those messages were very mean at all.
“You should see what the Senate says about me,” he says.
He also talks about why he still has a BlackBerry and how he doesn’t actually use Twitter himself.
This Italian Apartment Complex Looks More Like a Giant Treehouse!
This buidling by Luciano Pia in Turin, Italy has dozens of plants and trees in its infastructure, making the whole thing look like a treehouse!
Nightmare Fuel of the Day: Woman Finds Erection-Causing Spiders in Bag of Bananas
Warning: This story might ruin your breakfast… forever.
A man in Wales recently picked up some bananas at a Tesco supermarket which turned out to be infested with spiders that can both kill you and give you a massive erection.
His wife opened the bag to find a cocoon of Brazilian Wandering Spiders (aka banana spiders) which are known to scurry around on the ground at night and hide in banana plants during the day.
They are considered the “world’s most venomous spider” by Guinness World Records, although there is an anti-venom available so not as many people die from their bites. Their bites have also been known to cause painful erections lasting several hours, and they are being studied as a potential Viagra alternative.
The cocoon started to hatch soon after she made the horrifying discovery.
“The spider cocoon started to unfurl so I put it in a sealed box and put it in the freezer as I read that that is supposed to kill them,” she said.
She then posted the photos to Tesco’s Facebook page for answers. The company told her to just mail in the wrapper so she could get a refund, but she was more concerned with not being attacked by the 8-legged killers than getting a few bucks back.
Tesco eventually asked her to bring the fruit back to the store so they could be investigated.
“We’ve apologized to Mrs. Layton and offered a gesture of goodwill,” a spokesperson said according to Yahoo .
A woman in England recently found a strange stowaway in her can of tuna fish, which turned out to be a tiny crab.
So now you can add bananas and tuna to the list of foods you are too terrified to ever eat again
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