Friday, July 7, 2023

15 YeeHawest Memes for the Funniest Pardners This Side of the Wild Wild Web


Well, yeet-haw and meowdy to y'all! We've got some rootin' tooin' memes for ya, pardner. If you like hunting, cows, beers, and country music than dogone we know you're gonna like these memes. This ain't our first rodeo, we come out to the wild wild web to wrangle up the yeehawest memes for y'all every single week. Why? Cause we like it. It ain't much, but it's honest work. We're looking to make the folk who have been wearing cowboy boots since they were little laugh. We're trying to get some good ole fashion LOLs from your favorite gal in a cowboy hat. You know how to lasso, then lasso these memes into your life for a good breathy barrel of laughs. Heck, you like fishing with the boys and riding your truck through the mud? Then you're gonna love these memes! If these memes ain't country, then we don't know what is. 

'I proceed to lay my arm perfectly on top of his': Dude takes over woman's entire armrest becomes the armrest


It is often said that you become that which you desire most—at least, I think so… I may be making this one up as, if it were true, I'd have turned into a chicken nugget by now. Regardless of whether this is actually an expression, this guy manifested it into existence when he felt entitled to take over the entire armrest between himself and a stranger while attending a theater performance.  Normally this is a bad move. Sure, you might think that the space is there, so someone should use it—and why not you? But what you're missing here is the fact that the no man's land that is the armrest between two strangers should be regarded as a demilitarized zone between hostile countries in that no one should inhabit that space, and the space should never be entered except with explicit permission from the other party.  After being initially taken aback, his neighbor came up with a solution that would bring the situation back under control.  Keep reading for this genius act of petty revenge, as shared with the popular Reddit sub of the same name. Next, see this client who refused to pay a photographer for their work, leading the client to be (predictably) sued.

Top Face Palm Moments This Week (July 7 2023)


Every so often, you come across something on the Internet that reminds you how shockingly wild humans can be. Sure, there's the occasional wholesome picture or comforting story that restores your faith in humanity. But then the exact opposite situation can occur as well. We're talking about moments that remind you how unfair the world can be, how silly people can be, or just how ridiculous life is.    These top moments were compiled from Reddit's r/facepalm subreddit, a home for material that can ignite the kind of jaw-dropping, head-scratching, and head-in-hands reactions that we all had upon seeing these. Some of these screenshots include text exchanges revealing someone's ridiculously poor subtraction skills, a teacher's egregious mistake when correcting a student's quiz, a cheating boyfriend's massive oversight, and a tourist's life-altering fail when traveling abroad in Rome. If these don't elicit a "facepalm"-like reaction, I don't know what will.   Keep scrolling below for this collection of fails. When you're finished, check out these top dating app fails of the week as well as this compilation of the top Karens of the week!

'I sent all these voicemails and screenshots to my module organizer': Group project leader refuses to give all members equal credit for coding project


Group projects only work if everyone involved has to be accountable for their portion of the work. But as you'd know if you've ever had to do a group project, that's not usually how it goes down.  Professors seem to love group projects — maybe it's less work for them to grade if they make all the students work together. Some teachers will claim that working in collaboration with your fellow students can make you a better leader or communicator. College isn't like the real world, though. If you have a person in your group who isn't pulling their weight, a lot of professors don't care at all. As long as you turn in a project, they don't mind how it gets done.  At least in the workplace, you usually have some way to report a coworker who isn't doing their job properly. In a group project in college, someone can easily do five minutes of work and still get an A on the project, so long as someone else did five days worth of work.  This person, u/notABadGuy3, actually did that. They worked their tail off on this project, noting that alongside going to school 20 hours per week, they put in 200 hours of work on the project! This student is clearly an A++ overachiever type, and they were distressed to learn that the others in their group wanted undue credit for the project.  Check out the way they maliciously complied with this project in the story below. Then, this manager is caught between his boss and the outspoken employee who keeps saying outrageous things to the big boss. 

'I would just act stupid': Diabolical fast food employee gets back at sneaky Karen customers commenters then solve mystery of broken ice cream machines


We all know that the fast food industry is dirty in more ways than one. An obvious and well-known downfall to fast food is working for them.They are notorious for paying minimum wage and many even have their own lobbyist fighting to lower the minimum wage. It's disgusting. So most people know that working in fast food is painful to the soul. You are not only not making enough money to get by, but you are also constantly berated by Karen customers.  One fast food employee found a way to entertain themselves while working in fast food that simultaneously took a little satisfying petty revenge on those Karen customers. Basically, their soda machine did not dispense water and everyone knows that you can ask for a cup to get water for free and then usually sneak some free soda instead. But not at this location, if you asked for water, they would have to go out of their way to go fill up a cup in the back for you. This person had to deal with customers coming in, not buying anything and only asking for a cup of water. She would then see them dump the water and try to get free soda. But little did they know that this employee had a way of turning off the machine from her end. So when they would go up to it, ~click~ the machine all of a sudden didn't work anymore. She wouldn't have cared that they were stealing soda if they weren't total jerks to her. They would stomp over and freak out at her and she would just act like she didn't know why the machine wasn't working…  The best part about this post is not the satisfying petty revenge, but the mystery being solved In the comment section. Some people might already know that the ice cream machine that is always broken at fast food restaurants is a monopoly and has very decisive reasons why it breaks. But now we have actual employees and past employees of fast food restaurants getting down to the nitty gritty on exactly why they are always broken. See for yourself below. 

'She doesn't seem to care about speaking her mind': Outspoken employee blasts big boss manager tells her to 'rethink her future with the company'


This boss manages a team of people who recently got a new hire — and he thinks she isn't fitting into the company culture.  We roast a lot of bosses on this site, but we don't always get the story from their point of view. Managing people is a role that some people shine at, becoming the boss that everyone loves and feels they can talk to openly. But on the other hand, people management is not for everyone, a lesson that the commenters on this post strongly suggested the OP should learn.  U/tway12412421 wrote the r/AmItheA**hole, asking if he was wrong to give his employee an ultimatum for working at the company. As he explains it, his new hire has a habit of talking rudely to the director of the company, aka the OP's boss. This seems to be super embarrassing to the OP for some reason — it's like he thinks that everything she does is rude. At best, it seems like this woman is not a good fit for the (toxic) company culture. At worst, she is being rude, but that should be her problem to deal with. Instead, the OP is taking her snarky words to heart and getting upset over it.  His ultimatum to her is a true step too far… you can read the entire saga for yourself below, as well as the commenters who gave him some pointed advice. After that, this employee was told to "actually read the policy," so they sat down, read the fine print, and managed to make their company regret it.