Friday, February 24, 2017

Guy Gets Caught In a Scam When He Sends a Dick Pic On OK Cupid and Decides to Have a Little Fun With It


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Guys don't need much encouragement when it comes to whipping it out. Especially at the slightest possibility of sex. It goes without saying that such impulsiveness can get you in some sticky situations. 

Well, that is exactly what happened to this dumb ass. However tempting it might be, never under any circumstances should you be sending dick pics to total strangers. Honestly, you really shouldn't be sending photos of your member to anyone. Just ask Brett Favre and our esteemed politicians.  

This guy didn't get the memo apparently and got caught in a spiders web. They tried to ransom him for money in order to not send the pictures to his Facebook friends, and that's when he decided to have some fun. Hilariously, the scammers themselves totally fail to recognize that they are being played. 

Honestly, I would have called the cops and set up a sting just to add a little extra  spice to the troll. 

This one's a little lengthy, but it's gold.

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Someone Is Handing Out Russian Flags with the Word "Trump" on Them at CPAC For Some Reason


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Hey, it's CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) week. You probably heard of it as that event that invited known bigot Milo Yiannopoulos, but then decided that maybe someone who supports pedophilia isn't the free speech defender they want

They are still having many other known bigots, though, like Steve Bannon and that reality-TV gameshow host who is now the president of asking the FBI to denounce Trump-Russia story. So that's fun. 

But speaking of Trump and Russia, someone at CPAC is handing out Russian flags that say Trump on them.

Ever the buzzkills, the staff at CPAC didn't take to kindly to the idea that their keynote speaker was somehow being influenced by a foreign nation, so they had someone come by and snatch up the flags.

All this is so strange. It's as if people think that their is something fishy going on between Trump and Russia. 

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Video Footage of Chick Possibly Deconstructing the Universe After Probs Dropping Questionable Substance on Her Tongue At Music Festival Is Comedic Gold


I have no idea what this seven kinds of crazy young lady is on, but whatever it is, can I get some? Clearly someone f**ked with the batch of whatever she ingested, and we're fortunate(?) enough to witness her psychedelic-fueled trip to Pluto and back. She definitely didn't fail to get out of her mind (out of her damn body) for a music festival. I want the follow up to her episode though. Shit, I want the live-tweet recap. Anyone out there, please?

Anyways, as the Urban Outfitted, hipster-hatted, sloppily face-painted season of outdoor festivals like Coachella loom heavy on the horizon...what better way to get in the spirit of what will surely be many an episode of Milllennials experimenting with drugs for the first time, than to take a ride to outer space with this chick, right?

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Tagged: Music , drugs , trippy , festival , Video

People Are Flooding Twitter With Their Most Cringeworthy Dating App Convos, Instantly Proving Modern Day Romance Is Doomed


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This list is for all the hopeless, frustrated romantics out there that either think their dating life is shit, or feel bad about being forever alone (which is fucking awesome by the way..).

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KFC's Got a Bone to Pick With 'Clean Eaters' And They Tweeted Out One Fire-Starter of a Parody to Kick Things Off


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The tweet reads, the product has been made in collaboration with Figgy Poppleton-Rice, an alleged "#CleanEating fanatic and cauliflower connoisseur". Uhhh so yeah, their first Instagram post was a mere few weeks ago. Just getting started on the 'Gram' or are we witnessing a sweet display of trolling by KFC? Either way, the buffet of hilarious reactions thus far is nothing short of 5/5 stars.

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Morally Corrupt Plumber Gets Canned After Posting Pic of Woman Client's Sex Toy on Facebook


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Was it worth it, bro? Maybe he was trying to spice things up a little bit for himself, and the routine mundanity of his career. No offense to any of my plumber brohemes out there. Either way there's no denying he flushed basic moral principles down the toilet, for the purpose of clogging his buddies' news feeds with some strong and rancid lewdness.

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Watching Guy Crush Adamantium With Hydraulic Press Is Even More Amazing Than We Could've Hoped For


These Hydraulic Press 'crush all the things' videos are some kind of mesmerizing-- therapeutic in a watch allegedly indestructible shit get flattened and emasculated to sliver-like existence. 

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Female Cop Caught on Video Giving Head to Fellow Police Officer In Patrol Car When They Receive Call About Robbery


The following extremely censored footage comes to you hot and heavy out of Argentina: you can see our freshly sucked off and incriminated cop lifting up his shirt so lady cop can work his nightstick. 

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Guy Gets Caught In Crosshairs of His Parents Sexting Each Other In Profoundly Awkward Group Chat


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Ugh seriously not cool MAAAM and DAAAD. These two parents had to go and set the tone of an otherwise nice check-up convo between loving family members, to instead a paralyzing level of awkwardness. But hey, I'll be the first to suggest that group chats inherently suck -- no matter who is involved. This is the rock-bottom of terrible group chats though, that much is for sure. Though, I might take the quick and deadly stab of cringe in this conversation, over the 98 notifications that last Friday's group chat bitchslapped my deeply irritated phone with. 

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Redditors Reveal the Worst Parenting They've Ever Seen


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No one said parenting was easy. I mean, I can't even get my cat to clean up after herself. What can I say, she's her own nightmare. 

But we've all been witness to bad parenting, and there's nothing more awkward. I'll yell at my cat from the comfort of my own home, but when we're in public, it's a different story. I'd hate to end up in some story on Reddit where I'm yelling at my cat. 

That's where these people are, except with actual people and not cats. 

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Witches Are Casting a Spell on Trump, So Trump Supporters Are Praying Against Them


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The 2017 political landscape is about to hit another plane of reality. 

Apparently, witches around the world are coming together to cast a spell on that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency, which is its own kind of witchcraft.



First, ok. 

Second, now we're all adults. Witchcraft isn't real. No matter what that Mrs. Kravitz across the street thinks she saw. 

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But that's not stopping Trump supporters from firing back on their own, calling upon their own spiritual forces to contend with, yes, witchcraft, and thus, giving credence to the idea that witchcraft is legitimate.

Well, at least some people are enjoying this.


 

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30 Memes to Start Your Day and End Your Work Week


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Happy Friday folks. May you succeed, and not fail at, everything you get up to this weekend. Even if that something is attempting to down 3 shots at once. 

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Bros Before Bros


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Shaq Tells JaVale McGee ‘I’ll Smack The S**t Out Yo Bum Ass’, Instantly Igniting Hilarious Twitter RageFest


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JaVale McGee, center for the Golden State Warriors is the regular target of Shaq when it comes to getting roasted, toasted, and stomped on for all the public eye to see (thank goodness for us). You could know next to nothing/not care at all about NBA basketball, and you'll still get a kick out of the big man igniting the rage of Mr. JaVale McGee in the following Twitter exchange. Let's just hope JaVale learnt a thing or two about not going toe-to-toe with the comedically-inclined pair of 22's. Yeah, still processing how big Shaq's feet are over here.

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23 Things People Are Afraid to Ask as An Adult


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Sometimes society fails you and leaves you with questions that should have been answered long ago. Sometimes it fails you so utterly that you are afraid to even ask anyone those questions. 

Well, these are those people. 

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This Hilariously-Placed Windmill Is The Best GTA V Mod I've Ever Seen


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There's a whole world out there, but the one in GTA V is so much funnier, and this is why. 

Someone modded GTA V to put a windmill in the middle of a highway, and it's just picking up cars and tossing them. God, it's satisfying. 

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19 Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind Out Into the Weekend


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Some people have very different showers that I do. When I'm in there, with the water rushing over me i do everything I can to turn my damn brain off and not think of anything. I fail to see how some of these strokes of genius come out in the way they do but, alas, here they are. 

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Real-Life Superman Leaps Over Caution Tape in a Single Bound to Snatch a Confederate Flag


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If you see something, snatch something. 

Black Lives Matter leader Muhiyidin d'Baha certainly did.

Observing a Confederate flag waving during a South Carolina Secessionist Party demonstration this week, d'Baha said "Nope" to that racist flag flying in public. So he did what any real American should, he took it down. 

That's the best anti-white supremacy video I've seen since that time Richard Spencer got punched in the face and cried.

Obviously, people love this. Who doesn't like seeing an outright symbol of hatred being torn down like this? And that jump. So sick. 

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They Asked For It: 24 People Who Wanted a Roasting and Roasting They Got


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Everyone enjoys a good roast, including the roasted. 

So these brave Redditors decided to take the slings and arrows of their compatriots and asked to be roasted. Apparently, you don't have to twist their arm. 

Here's 24 people who wanted a roasting and a roasting they got. 

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Here's Some Jetpack Footage That'll Have You Dropping $100,000 on a Jetpack


We're all in agreement that jetpacks are the best, so why wouldn't you want to drop $100,000 on one? 

This footage from YouTuber devinsupertramp will have you salivating for a ride on a jetpack, especially with this beautiful photography by Tyson Henderson and his RED camera. This thing can only fly for four minutes at a clip, but it's still pretty worth the 100 grand. 

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Local Hero Has Had It Up to Here WIth Your Catcalling


Catcalling, the despicable art of yelling at someone on the street — also known as "street harassment."  

Luckily, the day of reckoning is coming for catcallers because while catcallers have felt that people want their unsolicited comments, the catcalled are reaching a boiling point. 

Take for instance, this woman, who really isn't in the mood for this loser's calls, so she took it out on his car.

Yeah, it's good. More, please. 

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I've Got Your Back


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