Naturally, by 'hottest' I meant comically absurd, hilarious, an unfortunate reflection of the times we live in. But I mean, hey, heal pain through laughter or something like that, right? Stephen Colbert would seem hellbent at keeping up with that memo.
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We're not totally sure why this is happening or what the intention is here, but we're pretty sure these are the 'Russian Ties' we keep hearing about.
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It's a fairly simple breakdown thanks to Facebook. Everything will now have stories. EVERYTHING. OKAY. But for real, feeling thankful for the new meme that didn't fail to offer us a funny little insight into the future of the internet.
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This cheap bastard is in a self-inflicted free fall for the bottom of the desirability totem pole after pulling a stunt like this. I mean, dude, if you can't pool together enough funds for a damn decent engagement ring; and you're so devoid of common decency/self-awareness that you seek relief through a GoFundMe campaign --- it's time to buckle your bootstraps and get your shit together. The real wonder here is how this girl stayed with him long enough for it to get to engagement ring point: there had to have been other warning signs.
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These Amazon movie reviews are perhaps the least helpful things we've ever encountered, but they're good for some laughs.
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This collection of images makes our inner perfectionist scream. They are the most mildly infuriating things we've ever seen.
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This dude maintains an impossible amount of chill in the face of sheer and unadulterated insanity. It almost seems like this crazy lady just stumbled into his car, cause I can't picture her keeping her shit together long enough to call and wait for a ride.
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Decorating a pizza with a gross amount of Peeps for a topping (see atrocity here) was one thing, but bro, get your shit together and carry your greasewheel like a human being. At least the steady procession of utterly outraged reactions made for a comedic goldmine.
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The dudes at Wood Rocket are back at it again to enlighten our dirty and depraved minds on the wonders of the adult entertainment business, as told by the stars of the industry themselves.
Brace yourself, cause Porndora's Box is about to be cracked open again. We're still reeling from their last video over here that asked whether porn stars are actually squirting on camera!
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Mel Watts who has a pretty kickass personal blog already, which involves a whole lot of her shedding brutally honest light on the ups and downs of pregnant life/motherhood with a whiplike wit and hilarious self-awareness, might've just had her big break with this post. Yep, she went ahead and shot over a couple answers to the kinds of questions a lot of us might wonder at some point in our lives, but would never damn well ask.
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Sit back and buckle up cause the wild and unpredictable and apparently injury-prone nature of these Raiders of the Lost Ark facts alone are an adventure!
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There are some people out there who should be completely banned from social media. People who's skulls are so dense that they aren't even aware of the fact that they might be lacking it upstairs.
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In every story there's that expositional moment when a character gives a hard answer to a question that dictates the following events, but what would happen if the characters gave a different answer or made a different decision?
Just don't start applying this to your own life or I guarantee you're going to wind up having an existential crisis.
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Let's be real, you don't tell your parents everything. If they knew everything about you they'd probably be horrified. That being said, I'm willing to bet most of us aren't keeping secrets as big as these.
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