There's no rule that says a dog can't play volleyball. It's nice that someone gets to have a dog that's this skilled. Sure, every dog we've ever had has only excelled at licking itself and trying to bite children, but every animal is an individual with its own strengths and weaknesses.
Really all that this otherwise perfect video needs is some audio of the guy's teammates giving him an earful. Outside of that, I'd say this is nothing short of a plan of pure genius.
This is no ordinary grilled cheese. This is the stuff that grilled cheese aficionados that have an inconsolable lust for grilled cheeses go ahead and fever dream about. Seriously. Anyone else hungry now? Also, if you're looking for a total 180 pivot check out the time that Gordon Ramsay made what could arguably be considered anything but an actual functional grilled cheese.
Life is like that ghost level from Mario, and the ghost is your problems, but when you turn around to look at it, the ghost just gets faster. So here's to living a life of granularity, finding smaller and smaller minutia to occupy our ever-fractalizing minds. Oh, and here's some more funny tweets and tumblr gems to kick boredom in the groin.
Swearing is massively overrated. Unfortunately, far too many people end up relying on a swear word here and there to deepen the impact of whatever insult they're trying to throw someone's way. More often than not the insult would've just have been better without the profanity being infused. Maybe this collection of brutal insults that didn't require swear words will make their way into other people's arsenals. Check out some more rare insults that squashed people's bulbous egos over here.
The power of a horrifying litigious letter can't be emphasized enough. Especially when a company goes and insists on not making good on that last paycheck. Fortunately, this woman was able to get the job done through a wonderfully effective letter. Hopefully that dentist office doesn't go and try to pull the same stupid act again on someone else.
Why does eating at a Ukrainian mob restaurant taste so good? As Super Hans said, "the secret ingredient is crime." These tumblr users get into the gritty details of having succent meals at various locations of ill repute. For a tale of creatively wacky mob-adjacent shenanigans, here's the Tumblr tale of the nice guy named Vinny. And to pair with it, some nice funny tweets and tumblr gems.
Flights are tricky, man. You never really know if you're going to end up sitting next to a completely hopeless waking nightmare, or someone that you genuinely feel like you've known for your whole life. Or, or, a hilarious 6-year-old who proceeds to be unintentionally hilarious for hours on end. This live tweet recap of what the kid had to say during their flight doesn't disappoint.
There aren't too many times we as people get to look at animals and say "at least we're not that bad" but this is one of those times. Unless you count the initial human error of trying to make the ants meet. There are those of us who have dreams of becoming an Ant God, like this tumblr thread, but maybe it's best we don't play god. Especially to bugs that have even worse instincts than us. Okay, people have definitely done worse things than this, but not quite as quickly.
It sounds like it was no easy decision for this guy when it came to trying to protect his hard-earned cash. With that being said, his parents didn't give him a whole lot of wiggle room on the matter. Unfortunately, when he went ahead and made the moves that he needed to make to protect his money, that resulted in his parents pitching a bit of a fit. So, here we are. He's consulted the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community to determine whether or not he's in the wrong on the matter.
They say truth is stranger than fiction. Probably because if you saw this junk in a movie, people would think it's too stupid and unbelievable to even be considered true. With all the weird facts people know, you'd think there would be room in our heads to remember what our mom's birthday is. But we don't. We get why it's hard to remember your mom's birthday, since she had hers before the advent of the Gregorian calendar. Anyway, for some more intriguing junk, here's a twitter thread on how the Appalachians are older than vertebrates. Or as your mom calls them, "those new mountains."
Anyone who has ever muddled through a group project knows that the situation is terribly ripe for people acting a fool. The reality is that there are plenty of folks that simply can't be bothered to pull their weight and do their jobs correctly. By their very design it almost seems like group projects invite that unwanted stress. Well, good for this student for taking things into their own hands and enacting the pro revenge that they did. For another similar story check out the time that a group attempted to cut a student out after they did 60% of the work, and then the righteous fail that ensued.
Nobody ever said that navigating the ins and outs of various languages was an easy task. In fact, it's easy to forget just how susceptible we all are toward committing hilarious acts of failure when we go about trying to spell words correctly. There's so much, so much dang room for error. It's maddening.
The moment that you find yourself infuriatingly entrenched in an argument with a strikingly clueless individual can be a daunting experience. Some people insist on being disagreeable for the very purpose of keeping their whole "shtick" together. Like, seriously. There are just folks out there that get a complete kick out of arguing with other people. If you ever find yourself in an argument with one of these individuals, it might very well just be best to remove yourself from the whole maddening situation as soon as possible.
Aaron Donald is nothing short of a living legend for the LA Rams. The guy's unstoppable. That is until he ended up crossing paths with Dallas Cowboys player, Connor Williams. What ensues is a literal showdown between a couple actual giants. Thankfully, nobody appears to have been injured in the squabble.
