Friday, April 10, 2020

Karen Parks In Construction Site Reserved Parking, Won't Move, Gets Blocked In


This case of a Karen spreading entitlement into the world, and complicating other people's days, centers on her being unwilling to move out of a construction site reserved parking spot. If Karen had simply listened and responded accordingly to the construction workers' requests for her to move, all of this could've been avoided. Instead, she ends up getting blocked in after making a series of absurd decisions. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/BBQLunch • 2y + JOIN O 2 3 2 "Can't you just unload around me?" So this happened earlier today and was to0 perfect to not share with you guys. I work in construction as the foreman for a new house build. The location is kinda strange, the house is 250 feet up a hill via a foot path only. All of our materials have to come up this foot path by hand, it's a pain in the ass to manually carry, quite literally, an ENTIRE HOUSE up this hill. One of our

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Text - saving graces is having the two parking spots on the street at the bottom of this hill marked with official No Parking signs. Unfortunately there is an elementary school about half a block away and the parents of children seem to regularly (at least twice a day) think it's ok to park in our spots. Now I consider myself a reasonable person, so if someone is parked in the spots and we don't have a delivery or a need to park a truck I will let it go. If we need the spots and there's someone

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Text - I get a phone call from the lumber delivery truck that is en route to our location, he says he'll be there in about two or three minutes. I let him know I will meet him at the street and make sure he has space to park. He's carrying all of the material to frame the roof of our house, which is a lot of really big lumber and will take easily an hour to bring up the hillI, so naturally I didn't want him parked in the middle of the street with his hazards on for an hour, when we have a perfec

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Text - know that she is parked in a no parking zone and we really need her to clear it to park a delivery truck. She scoffs at me and rudely states back, "I'll just be a few minutes, and your truck isn't here, take a chill pill dude." Before I can respond, a giant lumber truck comes around the corner and I wave to him, and then gesture towards him to the woman in the car who has now put her window back up to ignore me. I put on my best customer service smile and wave at her through the window, s

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Text - around me? Jesus, it's not that hard." I give her another smile and walk away, a brilliant plan forming in my head. I instruct the delivery driver to park as closely to her as possible and block her in with the porta potty that is at one end of our reserved spots and the parked car that is parked just adjacent to our spots on the other end. He smiles because he immediately gets what I'm trying to do, and proceeds to expertly block this lady and her car into a little two parking spot jail.

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Text - situation. At this point in time I wasn't trying to get her in trouble, I just wanted a record of why we were blocking part of the street so we don't get in trouble with the city. The very friendly traffic officer lets me know that she can be there in about 30 minutes and deal with the situation for me, wonderful! As we continue to unload lumber the child of the parent shows up, and wouldn't you know it Mom is just now realizing that the lumber truck is parked so close she can't get out o

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Text - awkwardly clambers across the inside of her car and stumbles out the passenger door, shooting glaring looks at me and the truck driver in the process. She loads her kid into the back and then begins to realize that she has no way of leaving. She comes storming up to myself and the driver and states, "I'm in a big hurry, you need to move

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Text - your damn truck right now so I can go." Before I can respond the driver gets a grin on his face and says, "Ma'am in order to unload the lumber on the truck we had to unstrap it, and per our company policy I'm not allowed to move the truck with any unsecured load on it. Sorry." This sends her into near aneurysm levels of blood pressure, meanwhile I can barely contain my laughter. "Fuck your policy I have somewhere to be!" She barks back at him.

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Text - At this point, with impeccably convenient timing the parking enforcement officer shows up and parks behind the truck. She doesn't see the officer arrive and while the officer is still getting out of her vehicle I just casually say, "Can't you just pull out around it? It's not that hard." With the biggest shit eating grin l've ever had I watch as she realizes that I just used her line on her. "Fuck you!" She yells, and storms back to her car and angrily clambers back in through the passeng

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Text - the car slams it into reverse and stomps on the gas, crashing into our porta potty and knocking it over, and then throws the car into drive and tries to mount the curb and drive on the sidewalk. The officer, driver and I are staring in disbelief as she gets halfway over the curb and gets stuck. I can hear her screaming obscenities over the idling

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Text - truck from inside her car. The officer promptly walks up to the door of the car and orders her out. My favorite part of the entire thing is watching her face go to shock as she realized she just did all of that in front of a police officer. She gets slapped in cuffs as the parking officer calls for a second unit and she is promptly sat on the very curb she tried to drive over.

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Text - She sits on the curb yelling to the now two officers about how we told her she could stay there and that we never asked her to move. The traffic officer responds that she was the one who was originally called when she first refused to move and that she already knows what's going on. While myself and the driver are giving a report to the second officer, my guys finish moving the remainder of the lumber and the driver finishes his statement and takes off to go back to the yard. By the end o

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Text - Driving, Destruction of Property, (the porta potty) and Driving on a Suspended License. On top of all that she also got her car towed, the kid went home with his grandma and she went to spend some quality time in a cell. I never expected her to actually heed my advice to "Just pull out around it." But I think next time she'll probably think twice about parking in a tow away zone, if she ever gets a license again.

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Text - TLDR: Rude lady parks in construction site reserved parking, asks us to unload around her, so we park blocking her to do so, gets mad when she now has no way out, crashes into our porta potty and tries to mount the sidewalk. Gets stuck, and the arrested by an officer who was on scene, and all with her child in the back seat.

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Tumblr Post: Violet Should've Inherited Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory


The candy-obsessed firecracker should've won it all. Yes, this Tumblr user presents a compelling case for why Violet Beauregarde was robbed of her rightful place as the winner of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Maybe Wonka wanted an impressionable, easily influenced kid instead of a business mind. 

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Face - evayna Violet Beauregarde should've won Wonka's chocolate factory

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Text - Have I watched the movie in the last decade or more? No. Do I have iron clad evidence to support my argument? Yes. 1. She's the most knowledgeable about candy. She's committed to it, and knows her stuff. When Wonka holds up a little yellow piece across the room, she recognizes it immediately. She was able to switch to candy bars for the sake of the contest, so we know she has personal discipline and is goal oriented. Also, two major projects play directly into her strong suits: the 3-cour

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Text - 2. She's the most fit to run a business. Violet is competitive, determined, hard working, and willing to take risks. Her father is a small town car salesman and politician, so she could easily pick up knowledge and support from him. (Veruca's dad is also a business man, and in a compatible market (nuts), but it's made very clear that Veruca has no respect or knowledge of business practices or hard work.) 3. She's the most sympathetic to the Oompa Loompas. She critiques Veruca when Veruca

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Text - 4. Her personality 'flaw' is the most fitting for the company. In the moralizing Oompa Loompa song, they just say 'gum is pretty cool, but it's not socially acceptable to chew it all day'. The thing is, we already know that she can stop if she wants, because she already did that to win the golden ticket. And yeah, she is defensive about the perceived impoliteness of her hobby (like when her mother tries to shame her about her habit during a televised interview) but the obsession with cand

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Text - 5. Her misstep in the factory is reasonable. Wonka shows everyone a candy he's very proud of. Violet is like "oh sick, that's gum, my special interest." Wonka is then pulls a "WRONG! It's amazing gum!" So in the very moments before she takes the gum Wonka has mislead her just to belittle her. So when he's like "I wouldn't do that" why should she give a shit what he has to say? She's not like Charlie over here who's all "Sure Gramps, let's stay behind while the tour leaves and secretly dri

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Text - So Augustus contaminates the chocolate river. Charlie sneaks around and contaminates the vent walls. Veruca destroys and disrupts the workspace. Mike knows exactly what will happen to him and transports/shrinks himself deliberately. Violet had no idea what the gum could potentially do to her, and caused no harm to anyone or anything but herself. Lastly: Can you imagine Charlie filling Wonka's shoes? That passive, naive boy? Violet is already basically Wonka. She's passionate, sarcastic, c

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Kid Nervous To Play Public Piano, Proceeds To Crush It


This kid put on one amazing show. Nobody around him was probably expecting that. Amazing. 

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Jeff Ross' Funniest Roasts Of All Time


Jeff Ross is the Jedi master of the roast game. He just nails it every time. 

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Tagged: jeff ross , roast , comedy , funny , Video

Guy's Wife Won't Shower, He Says He'll Live In Shed


Throwing out the shed as a potential living space amidst this quarrel was a wild ultimatum. Maybe, it's the kind that this particular couple needs to smooth things over. Cause at this point, it sounds like the two human beings sharing a space together are at odds, over one person's refusal to maintain some basic hygiene. 

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Fails In The World That Successfully Messed Up


Fails successfully keep us entertained. Most of the time. It depends on the severity of the fail. There are lines that can be crossed. In this case, these seem pretty absurd, and hopefully nobody suffered any great inconvenience as a result of the fail occurring.  

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Food - Be creative they said, stay busy. Lighthouse cookies gone wrong

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Land vehicle - MABLE PEABODY'S Beauty Parlor & hainsaw Repair NIGHT CLUB 1125

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Street sign - SUGAR 44 CABARET SORRY WE RE CLOTHED 157

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Window - STRUGGLING TO STAY INDOORS? TRY SHAVING OFF YOUR EYEBROWS

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Property - NOTICE- IN CASE OF TIDALWAVE RULE 1-STAY CALM RULE 2- PAY BILL O RULE 3 - RUN LIKE HELL

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Building - VEGAN MEAT APPETIZERS

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Street sign - ONE DAY CANADA WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD THEN YOU LL ALL BE SORRY www.CONTACTPRINTING.COM

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Pink - For Best Results: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Never iron design For Worst Results: Drag thru puddle behind car. Blow dry on roof rack, 100% PO TER

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Street sign - Chigwell Stanford Rivers A 113 Brentwood Kelvedon Hatch Industrial Estates A 128 Secret Nuclear Bunker

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