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Monday, July 20, 2020

DoorDash Karen Chews Customer Out Over Milkshake Order

Karen should've just played nice, but no, she had to go and chew out a hard working employee over a dang milkshake. Fortunately, the employee kept their wits about them, and after a little digging, was able to get Karen a rightful termination for her toxic antics. Check out some more Karen drama with this Karen who asked a man to mow her lawn for 10 bucks.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/[deleted] • 1y + Join Karen chews us out over milkshake, I get her fired. So l used to work at this restaurant in the downtown city. Terrible job experience, but it was a job. One day, we get slammed. Usually it's because of a game night since this burger place is right behind a baseball field, but this day was different. First of all, I was already pissed. Coworker who thought he was the manager showed up an hour late so I had to open the entire front of the restaurant alo

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Text - I'm talking about 100 players with a line out the door. On shifts like this, some of the kitchen staff had to drop everything and help the other front of house employees (including myself) deliver orders because we're taking orders, cleaning tables, putting orders together, delivering them, serving drinks (I did this when I was 18), AND making milkshakes. Customers were great. All of the players that came in were so nice and we had no issues. No impatience, no complaints, nothing. Just a

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Text - We get in our usual rush and me and three other coworkers are obviously multitasking and rushing to keep everyone happy. DoorDash tablet goes off. I confirm it and start prepping the order. Mind you, this included a milkshake. I'm not going to go ahead and make the milkshake because god only knows when this woman is gonna show up. Rest of the order is ready to go and she shows up while we're helping other customers. Let me tell you about this woman. By definition, a Karen. She had the typ

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Text - go to start the milkshake. She starts flipping out at my coworkers and as l'm passing her to get the rest of the DoorDash order, she starts laying it on me. Screaming at me because "I didn't have the milkshake ready" and that "I was costing her tips". The woman was wearing LuLu Lemon Yoga Pants and had expensive color contacts in. She would be fine without three dollars. Sort-of manager comes out to talk to her. Let's call him C. C comes out and explains the situation. She doesn't accept

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Text - I'm fuming about this lunatic coming in and making everyone uncomfortable, so I do a little digging. Turns out, if you go onto the tablet, you can find the previous doordashers who come into the restaurant to get orders. I remember the name of the customer who ordered, so I go onto the tablet to find the doordasher's name. I find her name and cellphone number on the order history and information. I get into contact with the DoorDash company and explain the harassment we endured from Karen

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Tagged: customer service , FAIL , revenge , ridiculous , karen

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Space Suit Engineer Creates Warhammer 40K Astartes Cosplay

All the Warhammer fans are bound to love this cosplay. It deserves at least an 11/10.

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Tagged: cosplay , awesome , warhammer 40k , Video , space , win

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Excavator Operator Saves Stuck Deer

We've seen deer stuck in fences and ditches, but this deer that got trapped in a great big mud hole and the solution required some mechanical expertise. It's always cool to see such precision and care taken into consideration by someone operating heavy machinery.

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Tagged: aww , mud , saved , deer , excavator , win , machine

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Absolute Worst Dates People Have Been On

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the worst dates that people have ever been on. The dating world is filled with unexpected moments of cringe, and those terribly awkward moments when one finds themselves across the table from someone that managed to hide all their red flags successfully until the first in person conversation started up.

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Text - lilbebele • 22h 1 Award He stuck his fingers in my dessert, licked his fingers and did it again!! I ordered a lemon meringue pie and offered him to some, he said "no" only to then proceed to say "actually that looks good" and sticks his fingers in for a taste. Yuck Reply 3.6k ...

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Text - Uninhibitedrmr • 19h I had been seeing this guy for a few months but he kept me on the down low/didn't want to commit. Finally took me out to dinner in public we sat at the bar. A little after we ordered his two friends got to the bar and he immediately got up before they spotted us. He went over to them and sat and ate dinner with them and texted me not to come over. SO I sat alone for most of the night until his friends left. Reply 1 3.6k

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Text - mandysworldxxx • 18h 1 Award My freshman year of undergrad my TA for a comp sci class I was taking asked me on a date. He seemed normal/nice enough so I agreed and we went to dinner at a random restaurant in the city. He ordered for me which was not my favorite but I was like whatever cause he seemed to know the place really well. He was a narcissistic weirdo and he talked about himself the entire time and kept asking me/telling me to "pay attention." He told me all about his ex fiancé an

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Text - CaliAv8rix • 21h I was 28 or 29 years old at the time. We'd been talking for approximately 10 minutes over one drink... Him: So do you want kids? Cuz if you do, you don't want to wait too long. You're drying up. Me: ... Him: It's biology. Don't be mad. Then there was the time I met a guy for coffee, it was like 9 or 10am. The coffee shop was busy but fairly quiet. He'd ask me a question, l'd answer and he'd loudly exclaim "Nice!!! High five!!!!" He did this like 4 or 5 times before I had

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Text - RedWestern • 21h 3 1 Award From the get-go, talking to her was honestly like talking to a fucking brick wall. If I asked her a question, her reply was typically one word or at most a single sentence. And no questions in return or any effort to keep the conversation going. At one point, she got up to go to the toilet, and the older woman who was sitting at the table next to us leaned over and whispered to me "I have to say, I really admire your patience. She is a nightmare!" Reply 6.5k ...

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Text - TedW • 19h I got a girls number and went to the dentist a few days later. 4 wisdom teeth and a lot of drugs later, I apparently showed the dentist her number as my emergency pickup. I have no memory of these events, but apparently she picked me up, took me to the pharmacy for my medication, and dropped me off at my apartment, where I passed out. That was our first and only date. Apparently I didn't make a good impression. Can't blame her for that. I have no idea why the dentist office ask

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Text - RazPi314 • 18h Met at a coffee shop... Within 15 minutes I was trying to figure out how long I had to stay to be polite.... He believed he was an alien • Told me about how he has died twice • Even though he knew my ex abandoned my daughter, proceeded to be proud about how passive aggressive he was with his own kids, such as refusing to see them if they didn't want to do exactly what he wanted.... Noped outta there after about 40 minutes... 39 minutes too long.... Reply 1.1k ...

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$Text - WeddingElly • 22h Started off as a date and ended up a MLM pitch. =\ On the plus side, I still have those Cutco scissors and they are decent. Reply 1.2k ...$

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Text - tanyance21 • 22h I haven't had many date dates, but the last one I went on asked me if I could still have children. Yes, I can still have children. Am I going to have any more children? No. "But you still can tho right?" Left early and blocked his number Reply 1.9k ...

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Text - Existentialist • 22h He lied about his age by ten years, and took my to a part of the city that had his art murals. Was disappointed I wasn't impressed and called me a selfish bitch for choosing my own cocktail at the bar. Reply 862 ...

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Text - nannylittle • 21h 2 that come to mind. Guy who got me lingerie as a gift on the first date. Like really nice lingerie. Still really creepy too. The guy who brought his kids to our first date. I didn't even know he had kids. Reply 1.6k ..

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Text - Existentialist • 22h He crossed his legs and I could see he was wearing an ankle monitor. Reply 998 ...

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Text - AmantineDupin • 18h 1. I ask what he does and says "I don't like to brag about my job, you know the fact that I save lives every day." He was a doctor, and he said that with no sarcasm. 2. Gets angry because he asked me out a dating app five years before our date and that I didn't respond to his message immediately. I tell him it was an old account I never logged into he says, "goes to show girls are so fickle..." 3. Admits he actually has strep throat and "I actually shouldn't be on a da

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Text - goaheaditwontbreak • 22h 1 Award Met online back in 2003. Agreed to meet at a diner we both knew. I got there first. She arrived, hit the gas instead of the brake, drove into the curb, then hit a light pole which fell over and landed on a parked van. No one got hurt but she was pretty embarrassed. Never heard back from her. Reply 1.9k ...

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Text - Halomir • 17h She showed up 15 minutes late and spent the next 15 minutes staring at her phone responding with a singular word for most things. 'Yep' 'Totally', etc... Until the waiter arrived and she's wanting to do shots before we get our actual drinks and 'should we get 2 or 3 appetizers?' 'Do you think you'll want dessert' I just ordered a beer while I looked at the menu. Then the waiter leaves and she's back on her phone with one word answers. She then orders a HUGE dinner, 3 appetiz

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Text - baby_yaga • 19h At boarding school, on a college campus. We were both straight edge dweebs so we went to a party at the student center together. He got bored in about fifteen minutes so we sneaked off into the building together. I thought it was gonna be for some, like, making out and stuff? No, he found a computer lab and made me watch him play League of Legends for two hours while he tried to explain the game to me. If you meet a hot guy and he's single there is PROBABLY a reason. Reply

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Tagged: FAIL , cringe , Awkward , askreddit , relationships , ridiculous , Reddit , funny , dating

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Woman Understand's Mother-In-Law's Native Language, Surprise Ensues

The look on the mother-in-law's face must've been priceless. Yes, this woman's story of secretly understanding her mother-in-law's native language, and ultimately accidentally making that known to the rest of the family is pure gold. I think the pure shock value in letting the mother-in-law know that she could understand her all along makes all that trash talk worth it.

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Tagged: aita , marriage , Awkward , relationships , mother in law , Reddit , funny

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Tumblr Post: Cowboy Phrases Make For Great Life Advice

This quick and entertaining Tumblr post shines light on how common cowboy phrases/tips are actually quite applicable to various life situations. You know, things like "don't let yearnings get ahead of your earnings." Or how about, "don't go in if you don't know the way out." These could also be helpful guidelines if you're ever going about creating a cowboy character. Check out another fun Tumblr thread about how wolf spiders actually run cranberry bogs.

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Text - generalgrievousdatingsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice generalgrievousdatingsim Things a Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words to live by according to cowboys. Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings. • Don't squat with your spurs on.

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Text - • Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings. • Don't dig for water under the outhouse. • Don't go in if you don't know the way out. • Don't mess with something that ain't bothering you. • Never drive black cattle in the dark. • Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. • Never miss a good chance to shut up. • Never ask how stupid someone is 'cause they'll turn around and show you. like idk how accurate these are but somehow they ma

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Text - generalgrievousdatingsim • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. • It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it. • If it doesn't seem to be worth the effort it probably isn't. Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down. • Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back. • Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat

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Dumb Design Fails from The Lazy and Incompetent

People are asked to make a lot of things, but sometimes we're not up to the challenge. This leads to some prime fails of people not doing their jobs correctly. Words get left off of shirts, signs stop making sense, and people start building pathways to nowhere. We're not mad, we're actually pretty stoked about it.