Thursday, August 21, 2014

I like Rabbits noses...

Does this mean I can erase my ex?

Made a histogram of my wife's shoes vs. mine. Ran out of house.

A Yazidi Girl Who Escaped ISIS - I'm Going to Look at This Whenever I Feel Like Complaining

Will The Real Christian Bale Please Stand Up?




Will The Real Christian Bale Please Stand Up?


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Ice Bucket Challenge While Coming Off Wisdom Teeth Anesthesia? Nothing Could Go Wrong.








Warning: It gets a teensy tiny bit gross.




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The editing done on this gif.

Dogs love humans regardless of their status

Dave Grohl for the win!

Feels great.

Games today

A Tasmanian Sawshark

The Internet Had a Lot of Fun With Rick Perry's Mugshot




The Internet Had a Lot of Fun With Rick Perry's Mugshot


After Rick Perry's mugshot hit the Internet yesterday after being indicted for abuse of power, people began posting photoshopped versions of the governor's photo.




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The One Guy That Approves Beer Labels




The One Guy That Approves Beer Labels


This year alone, 29,500 individually designed beer labels have been submitted for approval to the Trade Department's Tax and Trade Bureau. And every single one of those label designs was approved or denied by a single man: Kent "Battle" Martin, a man who is the bane of the beer industry for his power to reject labels for the flimsiest of reasons.





Here are a few of the reasons:

Battle has rejected a beer label for the King of Hearts, which had a playing card image on it, because the heart implied that the beer would have a health benefit.



He rejected a beer label featuring a painting called The Conversion of Paula By Saint Jerome because its name, St. Paula's Liquid Wisdom, contained a medical claim--that the beer would grant wisdom.



He rejected a beer called Pickled Santa because Santa's eyes were too "googly" on the label, and labels cannot advertise the physical effects of alcohol. (A less googly-eyed Santa was later approved.)



He rejected a beer called Bad Elf because it featured an "Elf Warning," suggesting that elves not operate toy-making machinery while drinking the ale. The label was not approved on the grounds that the warning was confusing to consumers.



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Tagged: beer , news , wtf , label , funny , after 12 , g rated



Just shopping with my girlfriend when I found myself in hell

In a world where the price of everything seems to be rising

Nopenopenopenope

I live 80km away from the sea. I found my cat playing with...this. What. the. fock.

Maybe the one you can't put on television?

The Diplomatic Approach?




The Diplomatic Approach?


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Tagged: kids , letters , note , parenting , g rated



My problem as a 20yo, 173cm tall and 50kg boy

When there is a girl here

Wife left me home alone for 2 days and this is what she left me... I am 33

Yes... There's a sloth in our money.

Never Again Let Whiskey Get You Down




Never Again Let Whiskey Get You Down


Identified only as Mr Huang, the liquor maker was unable to keep up the illegal practice after customers noticed the unusual side-effect of drinking the spirits, which were marketed as 'nutritional healthy liquor', according to China News Agency.



Huang, who founded Nine Springs Ecological Agriculture Development Company in Hubei province, was said to have purchased 1kg of Sildenafil – marketed as Viagra and Revatio – on the internet in January and added it to his alcoholic beverages without mentioning it on the label.



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Tagged: viagra , news , wtf , China , no no tubes , funny , dating



This Bike Accident is a Physics Miracle. Stick the Landing!

I cry after sex...

Ass dispenser

All Siberian are very lovable.

Let us laugh at the manatee!

Meanwhile in Texas...

Busses Can Be Confusing

He should have his beard removed

It's time to find a new roommate. F**k this a**hole

Bathroom Wisdom for Your Dance Floor Problems




Bathroom Wisdom for Your Dance Floor Problems


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How does he feed the fish?

Girls be like...

Silly woman

I'm average, I guess she dreams bigger

Maybe its time to stop playing.

What happened to this genius idea?

Here Are 10 of the Absolute Dumbest 911 Calls








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What is the Pope eating?