Sunday, January 20, 2019

28 Hilarious Bits of Scottish People Twitter


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Mike Tyson Explains Why He Doesn't Work Out Anymore


Mike Tyson's the youngest heavyweight boxing champion in the world. He's conquered foes in the ring that a lot of the world couldn't even touch. He's risen to the top, fallen to that rock bottom; but he came out the other side of it, ready to close that chapter, and move forwards into a life freed from ego. Ego is the core of why he doesn't work out anymore. Tyson believes the moment he gets back into working out, is the moment he awakens that other side of himself, the Beast, if you will. It's fascinating and inspiring to listen to him explain. 

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9 Tinder Fails To Make You Fear For Future Generations


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Modern day romance is a totally different kind of beast, and this is all the proof we need. 

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Mean Fans Who Sent Tweets About Kickers Try To Make Field Goals Themselves


Anyone watching a sports game on TV, can fall prey to feeling like they could do it so much better, cause it looks that much easier from the outside-in. Thing is, you get on that court, or field, or rink, and try to physically react to top-notch professionally trained athletes who survive off their training; and you're bound to hit a brick wall. Add the pressure and emotional exhaustion of playing in front of thousands of fans, and you're already halfway to winded without even taking a step. These fans got reality checked, after sending out some mean tweets to kickers, saying they could do it better. 

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Twitter Users Not Getting Obvious Hashtag Joke Is Facepalm City


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Whether or not you like the show, the hashtag is VERY obviously a deliberate joke. It's a small, simple joke. Some unfortunate people on Twitter didn't see it that way, to the point where it was seen as something to fight over. Thanks internet, for making us lose faith in humanity's capability to understand one simple joke. Holy crap.

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Woman Makes up Fake Son to Get Back at Annoying Coworker


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Oh hell yeah, nothing like the long con. This is some Jim Halpert level office pranking, right here.

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14 Of The Most Terrifying Mess-Ups People Miraculously Fixed Before Anyone Noticed


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These coolheaded people have nerves of STEEL. 

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19 Cursed Images That Will Cast Your Device Into The Shadow Realm


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Upon viewing these weird-ass no context images, you will take on the burden of thinking about them. That is, until the next unsuspecting person looks at them.

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14 Common Sense "Streets Smarts" Tips to Keep Yourself Safe out There


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Life is full of opportunities for someone to take advantage of you at a moment's notice. You probably know the drill. Don't meet strangers in remote locations, don't walk alone at night while staring at your phone, and don't ever fight fair.

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21 Dirty, Dark and Dumb Design Fails


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Quick note to anyone trying to design a logo for a product or business out there: It can help to have a second set of eyes look over your work. You never know where you might find a hidden "anus."

Here are some times people weren't so lucky.

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Thirsty Guy Condemns Dating App For Making People Write Essays, Proceeds To Write His Own


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This impatient essayist is so caught up in falling in love with the sound of his own voice on paper, it could be a while before he finds any luck on this app. If you open your self-summary telling your potential match to f**k you and then proceed to write an essay that beats around the bush, while centering on the FIRST sentence you said, which is ultimately about you getting laid....you're going to have a bad time. Or not. Maybe he's rolling around in Pound Town right now. 

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13 Spellbinding Times Stop Clickbait Shocked Facebook Users With Transparent Headlines


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Stop Clickbait is a Facebook page (see here) that's taken upon itself to champion the cause for eliminating clickbait. They handpick the most obnoxiously misleading, and ambiguous of the headlines to hit the Facebook news feed; to bring people the truth of the content, without them having to click through to figure it out. A noble cause, for sure. And a cause that's resulted in some pretty entertaining posts, that was considered as a whole, show just how out of hand the headline-crafting process can get. 

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