Saturday, December 26, 2020

Breakup Texts That Ended Things In A Blaze Of Glory


Some people are more graceful with the breakup process than others. These relationships just didn't work out. And the texts are filled to the brim with pain and heartbreak. 

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Text - THIS CARD WILL BECAUSE IT'S PACKED WITH FONS OF GOOD THOUGHTS- Your house key. MEEL HEAVY Now that you're single, you don't need to feel guilty about your serually charged texts' v/ Michael, going on dates w/ Jared, or about getting drinks tonorpow with Haidi Derek.

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Text - Boyfriend Edit Messages I think we need to break up... Aww, your auto correct is messing up again :') No I'm being serious... .and it's doing it again! No! It's over!!! Babe, you need to get a new phone..

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Text - Dear Valerie Get out qf my 1ife.

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Motor vehicle - WILL YOU MARRY ME? JENNIFER Just KIDDING YOU HAVE 6 DNS TO MOVE OUT IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU

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Text - Jessica Messages Edit Hey! I miss you :) Who is this? Urm.your girlfriend? Andy? Are you joking I'm Andy's girlfriend. What.? You know what. Tell Andy we're done. Will do.

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Text - Hi Steven, Do I have your attention now? I know all about her, you dirty, sneaky, immoral, unfaithful, poorly-endowed slimeball. Everything's caught on tape. Your (soon-to-be-ex) Wife, Emily p.s. I paid for this billboard from OUR joint bank account. city outdoor

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Text - Baby, please don't do this. You have no idea how important you are to me.. I gave you way too many chances. I'm done. r'l do anything. Forget it, alright? We're octagon. LOLOL i meant OVER. That was funny but i'm still breaking up with you

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Text - alexonder Im sorry but I dont want a boyfriend 'anymore I wanna break-up Cnd no I dont want to be with any of your friends. Jenny

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Text - Babe.. I think I'm Pregnant.. The AT&T Subscriber Yu Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service. YOU KNOW YOU SPELLED "You" WRONG.! The AT&T Subscriber You* Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.

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Text - Dear Erin, you are like sunghinein Fhe rain. your smile is better than 100,000, co. sparkly trampolines. so, it is with deepregret that I mustinform yo that 1 think we should cut ar relationshipshort.

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Text - Hey i hate to do thiw while ur on ur cruise but i think we should brake up. Sry im just not feeling it... Ya know? Well i hope we can still be close friends Lol. Jump off a bridge

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Drawing - Dear Janet, Ithink we snould break up. I MOuld tell you why, but 1 am having a touan time describing my Feelings. S6 I drew a picCture df me'riding å giraffe, instead. Sory.

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Text - Hey baby did u hear about that new movie called "other people"? Nahh sweety Well thats what i wanna see

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Text - Loneliness maybe? But l'm okay now. I'll see you then. I suppose we can't talk "as friends" so this is goodbye. Maybe someday l'l| see you at a table in a restaurant in France. Perhaps we will both be with our future families. We'd smile and wave but go our separate ways. Please have a good life. Did you just use a Batman reference in your breakup line? V Delivered Sorry..

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Text - Dear Five Guys, I feel like aver the past few munths, we've had a lot of fun. However, I'm a traveler, and I can't cet aryone tie medoar Dor't get ne going to find the night girl, bet it just isn't ne night houw. I would never want to do arything to hurt you though, and I hope we ce Still be frienas. arong, you're great. And you'r Just remember, A's not you, it's ne.d madelye

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Text - Call Babe, welcome to Dumpsville..population YOU.

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Text - 7:21 PM AT&T 53% Jason Messages Edit May 12, 2011 7:17 PM Be warned: I'm dumping you when I get home tonight. Fine with me. I was just thinking we could use some time apart. WTF JENNA???I got autocorrected. I meant to write jumping you not dumping you And now you're telling me you want to break up? Well this is awkward.

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Text - BF Messages Edit Wanna see a magic trick? Sure hun(: POOF. you're single. Wanna see a better one? Sure POOF. I'm pregnant with your child.

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Text - Babe Messages Edit What would you do if I broke up with you? Get back with my ex(: Now I see how much you care, im done-.- Hey you wanna go out? Go with your ex You are my ex(: Send

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Text - Baby Messages Edit Hay bby Ansr meh bby LI don't think this is working out. Y? bby? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Send

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Handwriting - From: Pelandre h To: Krgstal noreaking up with your PS happy anniversary though (l-monthi) I#S raaky hard to de Hs

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Advertising - STEVE FRAZER YOU'RE DUMPED BY BOTH OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS

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Design Failures That Didn't Work Out


In a world where people are constantly asked to make new things, some of those things are not going to work out exactly as planned. That means we get some design fails that were someone's one job. Sometimes it's an accidentally filthy sign, sometimes it's a toilet that drains to nowhere. There are infinite ways to end up with design failures that don't quite cut it.

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Banana

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Blue - -5455 $ 1599

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Fictional character - ICHPIC Little berby jersus

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Cartoon - SHERRI Xx excited. X is for FAIR I can hardly wait!

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Text - PAUCH merry christmas to my wonderful brother and boyfriend

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Text - Dating Siblings Growing Closer Together CROWING UD TOGETHER Top: Todd Mary Nom Middle lef with sister Middle rig and Ashle Bottom:2 Braxton S Opposite Top lefu Anthony Top Rigl and Ch Botnon Blacknu Fuhm Bottoe Plesek SENIO * '01 GIRLS vout by: Jackie Sackett

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Floor - 행 30 40° 80 70 50° 60° 시 001

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Snow

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Text - NOW HIRING DONUTJOBS.COM Tevored suger fiCh COCONUTCKD Not the greatest URL, in hindsight

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Material property - ROSWHEEL 面料:织物 里料:织物 Fabric: fabrics Lining: fabrics 请仔细参阅并遵守 洗涤注意事项 Read washing instructio carefuly bofore using

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Green

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Green - FLIP ZONE NO DIVING NO BACKFLIPS NO DIVING

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Purple - Rudafeh Rudolph

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Santa claus - ЕПЕ silo

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Illustration - NO

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Tattoo - Y. SO Live Your Truth IN

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Hand

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Magazine - 79.99 69.99 stockir $8 Thave to pee CANDY LAND Matching save $10 24.99 Sale g 34a NER Doonmiands Lawbringer baster UNO 4.50 Sale Board or card game stocking atutlers 2.99 Patrol exclusive

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Property - PA BIKE LANE E Modelo Ln NOW LEASING Hthrua

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Signage - 1ST Inter-Course Competition GI G2 G3| GA G5 C6 G7 TOTAL MECHANICAL ENGINEERING CIVIL ENGINEERIA

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Motor vehicle

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Advertising - GOD IS NOWHERE CHRISTMAS EVE AT FRESHWATER CHURCH NACONIA CAMPUS EAST EC 24 | 2, 3, & 4pm ST. BONI CAMPUS DEC 24 | 2,3, 4, & Spm LAMAR

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Cushion - CLOSING 1ONA Sea Marblee Deco Foil

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Green - GROPERZ

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Text - LOVE ISEES ALL COLORS RACISM I HURTS

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Poster - STAR WARS THE RISE Or SKYWALKER SEG STAR WARS THE RISE OF SKYWALKER MTRCB RATING: G SYNOPSIS: The surviving Resistance faces the First Order once more in the final chapter of the Skywalker saga.is HIV positive, and how he has to make choices no child should ever have to make. CAST: Daisy Ridley, John Boyega Oscar Isaac, Adam Driver GENRE: Action,Fantasy,Sci-Fi ROBINSONS MOVIEWO@LD

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Urinal

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Signage - PRN For FamiliesTM www.prnforfamilies.com

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Font - SCUVENIRS SPORT.&GIFTS 6735 SOUVENIRS AND SPORT.COLLECTIONS Is NO TOUAS 3Tshirts For $9.99 PORT.&C SPORT.COLLECTIONS

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