So long as you have a decent enough grasp on your moral compass you probably walk through life doing what you can to not upset the people you cross paths with. Sometimes, that can manifest in rather harrowing acts of eating just the kinds of food that make you genuinely sick to your stomach. Maybe these people's accounts of their own experiences eating various foods they found to be utterly terrible, will strike a chord with you.
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Sunday, April 4, 2021
Dumbest Things People Said With Mystifying Confidence
There's nothing quite as puzzling as the bold confidence of a glaringly evident fool. It can be quite entertaining and disheartening at the same time to watch someone go off on whatever tangent they feel compelled to go on, all the while with no idea that they have no idea what they're talking about. Maybe these insights will take you on a trip down memory lane to an experience of your own.
Mistaken People Who Missed The Joke By Miles
The problem with communicating over the internet is that there's a whole lot of room for misinterpretation. Plus, there's a whole lot of access to dumb people. Those two factors mean that there's a whole lot of people who miss jokes by light-years. Does it feel good to get a joke someone else didn't get? Yeah. Is it also disappointing to see someone aggressively not get the joke? Also yeah.
Entitled Mom Ends Engagement And Gets Banned From Restaurant
You just never know if you're going to end up in the crossfires of a terribly entitled parent. This mom sounds like she was a whole handful. Honestly though, it seems like her horrific performance at the restaurant was for the best for everyone else involved. Besides the poor employees that had to put up with her toxic behavior, of course.
Mom Washes Kid's Computer, Tech Support Catastrophe Ensues
Oh mom, her heart was in the right place. Little did she somehow not know that the act of washing a computer would result in the technology being completely ruined. Just imagine being the poor tech support employee caught up on the other end of this absurd debacle. For some more tech support drama check out this customer who tried to get a tech support employee fired, and then ended up being showed up in the process.
Gluten Free Vegan Plus One Wants Wedding Catered To Her
In our world of diversifying diets, we find ourselves in awkward situations over people's dietary restrictions, or even just points they're trying to make. Basically the exact opposite of this situation happened when an uncle at a vegan wedding couldn't handle it and demanded a meat meal. The enduring fact seems to be that if you're a guest and getting a free meal, you're going to find your options limited.
Shady Dude Tries To Use Fake Cash At Store, Malicious Compliance Ensues
Man oh man, anyone who has ever muddled through the perpetual grind that can be working a customer service job knows that the gig comes with its infuriating fair share of troubles from inconsiderate customers. Some are certainly worse than others though. This particular customer sounds like he was quite the handful with his big wad of artificial cash. Fortunately, the malicious compliance that ensued was able to put him in check.
Influencer Karen Demands Free Food In Exchange For Fame
Man, oh, man, our hearts go out to any hard working employees that have to deal with these levels of hostile entitlement. The choosing beggars of the world have a way of tossing their social decency out the window when their irrational demands are inevitably rejected. This Karen was in way over her head from the start.
Stupid Design Failures That Deserve Criticism
No matter how confident you are, it's always a good idea to get a second eyes on a project. "Hey, what's with this stairway to nowhere" they might say. Or "did you realize that when your van door slides open it condenses Butter Salesman into Butt Man." There are more stupid design failures out there than you could shake a stick at, and even that stick might have some fatal flaws. These design failures deserve some blame.
Entitled Neighbor Expects Tree Removal For Better View
Man, you really never know if you're going to end up moving into a new home that's seemingly perfect on the surface level, only to realize that you're living next to an entitled, waking nightmare of a human being. This guy's neighbor sounds like he stubbornly refused to get a clue. No matter how many infuriating wakeup calls he was given. Not really sure what the best course of action could be from here. Some people refuse to take the hints that are so graciously provided them.
Husband Eats Kid's Candy, Wife Blows Up At Husband
Oh boy, buckle up for a little trouble in lover's paradise. Marriage basically inevitably comes with its series of hurdles. Some of those might seem more insurmountable than others at times. With that being said, this husband really went and stirred up the pot when he decided to eat his kid's special candy. Queue his wife having a bit of a meltdown over the matter. You be the judge though, was dad in the wrong for his decision to insensitively cave into his sweet tooth?
Staff Sergeant Supervisor Gets Caught Lying About Doing His Job
Is there a better feeling than catching your supervisor in a lie? Yes, when it's in writing. And even better than that, when you can leverage that knowledge to make them give you a more accurate performance review. Interesting things happen when there's a strict chain of command, like this military wife Karen who demanded salutes and ended up getting mocked.
"Not My Job" Moments Of Unprofessional Failure
Sure, doing your job the right way is fine and all, but you save some much time and energy by doing things completely improperly. Sure, these become "not my job" moments of failure, but think of all the time and effort saved when you install a gutter system in a way that conveniences no one. These "not my job" moments of dubious professionalism are making it easier for some of us.
Couple Sleeps With Bedroom Window Open, Horrific Awakening Ensues
Anyone who has ever lived on a ground floor apartment knows that the idea of keeping one's window open to all that might be passing by is a bit of a risky endeavor. You just never know who is out there walking around, and what kind of fit of insanity that they might be caught up in. This couple certainly went on to have the shocking wakeup of a lifetime. We're just glad that everything worked out, and nobody was hurt in the process.
Parents and Their "I Just Looked Away For a Second" Moments
Oh, the unparalleled panic of losing your kid at the store. It's common knowledge that kids are weird and dumb, and as it stands they shouldn't be trusted. Look away for a second and they're off trying to drink toilet water or join a new family. Sure, we eventually grow to resent the illogical things our parents do, but for a real long time it's you being the idiot.
Relentless Choosing Beggar Haggles Over Blanket
The world's never been in short demand of wildly irrational choosing beggars and their infuriatingly endless series of demands. Sometimes, the choosing beggars are so dang deluded that it actually ends up being pretty entertaining. Like in the conversation we have here with this fine fella. The choosing beggar is relentless in their pursuit toward haggling, but ultimately they're served up the reality check that they needed all along. Get some more choosing beggar drama with this absurd lying stranger who wouldn't pay for a rug, and thought they won.
Restaurant Fails To Account For Customer's Food Allergy, Customer Doesn't Pay For Burger
Food allergies are no joke. With that being said, if a restaurant fails to make good on an order from a customer who specifically asks for certain problem ingredients to be left out, it could be viewed as fair for them to send the order back. As long as the sending of the order back is being handled in a fair, respectful matter it shouldn't be too big of a problem at all. So, this customer asked for a new burger, the restaurant refused, and then the customer decided to only leave enough money for their drink. Some folks in the comments section are in agreement that that was a reasonable move to make.