Tuesday, April 25, 2017
Brave Idiot Tries to Stop Berkeley Riot With Pepsi, and Fails Hilariously
We Can't Even Right Now With Nordstrom's New Line of Fake Mud-Coated Jeans
The fashionista entrepreneurs really outdid themselves with this line of clothing. Did some disheveled penny-pinching, derelicte bum stumble into the conference room halfway through an utterly stunted, blank-faced brainstorming session or what? Then again, Nordstrom is not one to disappoint us back here at Fail Blog when it comes to, well, Fail-worthy clothing. Remember those 'mom jeans' or that expensive stone? Yep. Ever entertaining.
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Legendary Idiot Faces Charges After Trying to Rescue Beer From Burning Building
Talk about the adrenaline-inducing, inspiring beer run of a damn lifetime, man. Not all heroes wear capes. Some just toss all rhyme and reason out the window for that next cold one. Gotta stay hydrated bro bro.
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Cash Me Outside Girl Gets Caught Outside and Has Her Ass Handed to Her In Street Beatdown
41 Tweets About Marriage That are too Real
It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.
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People Are Beside Themselves Over This Mom's Facebook Rant About How Her Kid Doesn't Have to Share
Let's get a solid cringeworthy round of slowclaps going for the foolish, destructively ignorant mom who thought it'd be chill to go on the anti-sharing rant. Did she want to get herself publicly tarred and feathered via social media, for the rest of us to see? If that was the goal here; maybe a fleeting moment of fame in the Facebook spotlight....then damn, mission accomplished.
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20 People Share the Most Drunkenly Depraved Things They've Seen Boozehounds Do
Many of us have been there: our better senses left behind somewhere when we became best friends with the bottle of distilled madness, and the next best idea was something we'd wake up the next morning overcome by instant regrets with. These 20 irrational boozehounds let their respective evenings get away from them, and now we get to enjoy the fine collection of their big, ruinous, smiling messes.
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27 Facebook Fails That Will Make You Question Your Own Sanity
These individuals probably should be banned from the internet.
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Awesome Parents Surprise Their Kid With Homemade Blockbuster to Cheer Him Up
Even though Blockbuster as a chain went under back in 2013, some franchisees' defied all odds like the true cockroaches they were and soldiered on. When this particular Blockbuster closed down recently it destroyed @Javiii_Zuniga's younger brother, and his parents proceeded to find the perfect heartwarming solution.
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19 Hilarious Cakes That are Chock Full of Sugary FAIL Goodness
These aren't your usual 'Ace of Cakes' masterpieces. These cakes are the result of the harsh lessons learned when expectations meet a FAIL filled reality.
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High Quality Wendy's Fan Art With 18 of Their Most Ruthless Twitter Roasts
What better way to eat up some sizzling Twitter roasts from the ever amazing, brutally witty, sinfully sardonic 'Wendy' than with a collection of the finer, more inspired fan art. I'll say it again man, whoever is running that Twitter handle --- if it's not a damn team by now --- needs a hearty raise and/or bonus.
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22 Monty Python and the Holy Grail Facts That'll Make You a Trivia King
I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
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When Expectation Meets the Reality of Online Shopping
Despite the convenience of shopping online, it can be a treacherous venture. The amount of products out there, even on trusted sites, that are exploitative, cheap, or otherwise misleading is insane.
I myself recently ordered a kitchen garbage can on Amazon (for way too much money) and received the most tiny and useless little garbage can I've ever seen in my life.
The moral of the story is: Always check dimensions.
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Small Car Dealer Executes Sweet Justice on Persistent Spammer
Stumbled across this throwback of a spammer getting spammed in glorious fashion, and it was just too damn satisfying not to try and get back in recirculation for you guys. You can almost hear him (if it wasn't some shitty bot) screaming, livid, utterly devastated at his screen...."UNSEND! UNSEND! UNSEND!" Craigslist spammers, or ones hailing from any dark recess of the devious underworld are the bane of our existence. Nothing warms the heart more than to see swift justice being carried out where its due; and god only knows what ever became of this persistent little bastard.
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Four Ship Launching FAILs of Titanic Proportions
These ship launchings made waves when it nothing went according to plan.
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This Ridiculous Pussy Kick Video Just Won Monday
How about that pure look of unadulterated, (likely) booze-induced bliss before the other chick brings the damn captain falcon kick down? Phew.
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