Sunday, May 17, 2015

What if Your Job Title Was Actually Honest?


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What if our job titles said exactly what we do? Here's a list of revised job titles that might be too honest to put on your resume.

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So This is What it Looks Like to Dance With Your Hands


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Teen's Response to Detention Received for a Dress Deemed a "Sexual Distraction"


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A Canadian teen wrote an open letter to her principal after she was given detention for wearing a halter dress that she says school officials told her was "inappropriate and a sexual distraction". The full transcript of her response is below:

 

“Dear [Vice Principal] Sturgeon,

I have a concern I would like to bring to your attention. In today’s society, a woman’s body is constantly discriminated against and hypersexualized to the point where we can no longer wear the clothing that we feel comfortable in without the accusation and/or assumption that we are being provocative. This unjust mindset towards women is absolutely absurd. The fact that authority figures, especially males, can tell young women they must cover up their shoulders and their backs because it’s “inappropriate” and “a distraction” is very uncomforting. Schools are the social building blocks in an adolescent’s life meant to teach them how to communicate and develop relationships with others and also learning about themselves and who they want to be. It’s preached upon us to be individual, to be ourselves. The double standard here is that when we try, we are then told we’re wrong. We may not truly dress, act or speak how we want because authority figures, and I use that term very loosely such as yourself, tell us we can’t. Yes, I understand there are restrictions to how much and how little of your body that shows, but that applies when people show up in their bikinis or bra and panties. Though I do believe women should legally be allowed to publicly be shirtless considering males are, it’s mindsets like yours that keep that as something that is shamed upon. So no, Mr. Sturgeon, I will not search for something to cover up my back and shoulders because I am not showing them off with the intention to gain positive sexual feedback from the teenage boys in my school. I am especially not showing them to receive any comments, positive or negative, from anybody else besides myself because the only person who can make any sort of judgment on my body and the fabrics I place on it is me.

If you are truly so concerned that a boy in this school will get distracted by my upper back and shoulders then he needs to be sent home and practice self control.

Thank you, have a nice day.” (Via Buzzfeed)

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You Won't Need Anything Else to Keep You Warm at Night


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Except pajamas... keep those on at all times. 

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Some People Use GoFundMe for Important Medical Procedures. Then There's This.


This is What Having a Sense of Humor Looks Like


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Couple Gets a Preview of Their Next 60 Years Together


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The Wax is Like an Apertif!


Action Movie Kid Lives an Exciting Life


A dad has added special effects to videos of his son in this compilation video. 

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Behold the Beast, Slayer of the Post


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Baby Ducks, Way Better Than Studying


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My Chakras Are Not Aligned Enough to Listen to This Nonsense


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I Knew Something Was Wrong...


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Slay the Barbecue With This Crazy Machete-Spatual


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Pick one up here!

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