Dude Somehow Starts Fire With A Yo-Yo

So well, this basically implies that in the past at some point people were out there starting fires with yo-yos. This just looks plain old awesome. 

Man Speaks Perfect English, Sounds Like Perfect Jargon

This is wildly disorienting. It's like he's speaking English, but whatever he's saying is also incomprehensible at the same time. 

Devastating Times People Destroyed Themselves With Self-Roasts

When people aren't busy attacking the world around them with rare and extra spicy insults, they look inward and hit themselves with some of the most degrading, insulting, and clever language that anyone could think of. For some people who could use a little bit more self reflection, here's people who aggressively didn't get jokes.

Absurd Lying Stranger Won't Pay for Rug, Thinks They've Won

Nothing is the same type of annoying as a dumb person who thinks they've just defeated you. Such is this low balling stranger who made the unreasonable demand for this rug, obviously lies about buying a different one, and is so dumb that they don't understand a rhetorical situation and believe that they've caught the seller in a lie. Pretty childish.

TikToker Catches "Cheating" Boyfriend Through WiFi Settings

While this video from TikToker @andreaspoly, is clearly a played out prank, it's still entertaining. You get to sit back and experience the emotional rollercoaster that is the dude stuttering and gaslighting his way into oblivion. It's also an interesting kind of commentary on how technology can impact modern day relationships. 

Guy Causes $3K Of Damage With $4 Worth Of Ice

Never underestimate the destructive power of a bag of wild ice left to create chaos in the back of your very nice car. This person ended up enduring quite the regrettable situation with a measly bag of ice. Apparently, it ended up resulting in thousands of dollars worth of damage. 

Ridiculous Things People Brag About For Some Reason

There's just something innately insufferable about someone who takes it upon themselves to brag to no end. It's like, we get it, you're awesome, you're absolutely killing it, but maybe, just maybe keep all that aggressive self praise to yourself. Especially when you have people bragging about completely absurd things that seem completely nonsensical to brag about in the first place. 

Tumblr Story: Alien Invasion Fought Off By Wildlife

This fun Tumblr story imagines a scenario involving an alien invasion, that ultimately suffers many struggles by not anticipating the power of the earth's wildlife. Kind of fun when you allow your mind to wander down potential situations involving bizarre alien species, squaring off against hordes of bears or swarms of cicadas or armies of mosquitoes.

European Tries To Bake Girlfriend Cake, Fails To Convert Celsius To Fahrenheit

Oh man, our hearts go out to anyone who ends up fielding the unfortunate fail that can come as a result of failing to convert that dang celsius to fahrenheit. This dude's heart was absolutely in the right place, but it was all futile because they didn't make that dang conversion. Oh well, the lesson was learned, and we all get to enjoy the fail that resulted from the situation. 

Woman Doesn't Help Friend Get Job At Her Company, Feels Bad, Consults Reddit

Oh boy, what we have here is a brutal demonstration of blatant dishonesty. It seems like this woman's friend is waving all kinds of red flags, and wouldn't be the ideal person to end up working with. With that being said, she decided to consult the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community, and they seem to be in agreement that she ultimately made the right call. 

Tumblr Story: Frat Boys Unite To Conquer Pressing Task

Well how about tha? The frat in this story sounds like they had their moral compass well intact, and honestly did just the kind of thing that manages to temporarily, temporarily, restore our faith in humanity. 

Parents of Ugly Babies Share What That's Like

We knew kids were weird and stupid already, but for a decent amount of time they're also ugly too. It's true that none of us would look too great if we had soft heads that just got pushed through a human being like a play-dough fun factory, but it's kind of a toss-up how different people take it. They're not supposed to look great when they're fresh anyway. Life is weird like that. You're born into this world and it's just a matter of time before you start realizing all the illogical things your parents do.

Tumblr Thread: Talking To Kids Like They're People

Tumblr gets on a real tear here about how to instill a sense of responsibility and achievement in kids by speaking to them on their interests and being less condescending. There's some interesting points in here, and some thoughts to take home about how society deals with teenagers in general. For more of the wholesome and encouraging side of tumblr, here's some girls discovering unequaled joy at a pumpkin patch.

Pro Chefs Reveal Their Favorite Ingredients

Many of us enjoy the art of trying to prepare a beautiful, tasty meal at home. It's certainly one of those things that's easier said then done. Sometimes, right when you're in the thick of preparing what you think is the immaculate meal to end all meals, you only come to realize that you forgot that one essential ingredient that would've leveled up the whole dish. Well, we live and we learn, and we can learn a whole lot from these pro chefs about what their favorite ingredients are. 

Work Memes For Hard Workin' Workers

Work isn't exclusively blood, sweat and losing tools. There's also a lot of ground to cover regarding your lazy incompetent manager and making it harder for newcomers. The work grind takes its toll. That's why some work memes for the hustle as well as the bustle can rekindle a burnt out spirit. 

Tumblr Story: Frat Boys Unit To Conquer Pressing Task

Well how about tha? The frat in this story sounds like they had their moral compass well intact, and honestly did just the kind of thing that manages to temporarily, temporarily, restore our faith in humanity. 

Not-Wrong Moments of Technical Accuracy

It takes a lot to be right, but being technically accurate and not incorrect is way easier and almost just as good. Those pesky forces of "factual accuracy" may try to come down on you, but hit 'em with somenot-incorrect moments of technical accuracy and you're pretty much good to go, sort of.

Most Unexplainable, Creepy Moments In People's Lives

Many of us have endured those bone-chilling moments where what feels like some kind of "sixth sense" kicks into overdrive, and some part of your brain is tuned into a borderline supernatural event. You know, the moment that you just can't explain no matter how hard you try to drive logic into the explanation? Well regardless of whether or not you've had one of those moments yourself, these folks certainly have enough horror stories to go around. For some more unsettling moments, check out these absolutely bonkers apparent glitches in the matrix. 

Dude Makes Mashed Potatoes With Nokia Brick Phone

Proving once again the indestructible nature of the Nokia 3310, this person went out of there way to make some creamy mashed potatoes using the brick as their implement. In case anyone doesn't have a potato masher around but does have like eight old cell phones, this could be the go-to recipe.