Thursday, December 24, 2020

Lowballer Says They Don't Know Who Stan Lee Is


Even if this is all a ruse to try to get a comic for 35 cents, this guy's efforts are laughable. Nice try, you stupid idiot. This isn't the worst outcome, sometimes lowballers get sent on a wild goose chase. The world has its fair share of entitled folks who need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

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Text - Text Message Yesterday 22:19 Hey is this the guy selling the signed comic? Yeah you got it. The only one I'm selling at the moment is up for $800. But if we do it direct I could maybe knock $100 off. Are you based nearby? Wut? You expect me to pay $700 for it? Just cos it's signed by some dude? Um yeah I do. It's an X-Men comic from the 70s that's signed by Stan Lee and Chris Claremont. They aren't just some dude. And that's about what you'd pay in US Dollars for one

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Text - The price on the comic says 35c. I'm not paying more than that What are you talking about Where On the listing? No on the front of the comic. 35c. I might pay $10 cause you got some dudes to sign it but I haven't even heard of those dudes Yeah we're done here. Common man don't be a dick. I'm a big marvel fan and so is my brother and imma getting it for him for Xmas. How about $20 delivered You're a big marvel fan but you haven't heard of Stan Lee

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Text - Nah I googled him and he ain't anyone. $20. Final offer Today 07:03 Okay, first off yes, the comic was 35c when it was published. In 1978. That's not it's price now. It's been graded by CGC as 8.5 and they witnessed Stan Lee and Chris Claremont sign it. Chris popularised X-Men over the 80s/early 90s, and Stan Lee created the X-Men, amongst others, and is synonymous with Marvel. This is worth a lot. I'm willing to sell to someone for roughly whatI paid in USD for it a couple years ago beca

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Text - a lot of these in New Zealand and I want others to have one, but what you are asking is preposterous. Imma report you for price inflation and deception. If there's a marked price on something then you gotta sell it for that. Cute, but that's not true. Hey come on fuck you man it's Christmas. I already told my brother I'm getting this for him. He's had a rough year man, his girlfriend dumped him and his new girlfriend is poor ??? Is this a prank ???

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Text - Cunt Hello Hello $40 final offer Hello Fuck you Fuck you How about I come steal it and that way you pay me to put up with this bullshit Yeah okay expect a phone call from the police.

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Design Fail Gives Guy's Game Crazy Amounts of Dislikes


To be clear, the gameplay itself didn't warrant all the dislikes, but a very small design fail gave this game developer a big shock. It should provide at least a little peace of mind to find out that you didn't create something as universally hated as you thought. For some game related humor, here are some gaming memes.

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Text - O r/tifu - Posted by 2 3 8 Awards from GenSul... u/SteroidsOnAsteroid 6 hours ago TIFU by making my webgame one of the most disliked in Russia M Obligatory it didn't happen today, however I realized my idiocy today. I am a small game developer part-time (I also have a regular job). Since more than 1 year I have been working alone on a puzzle-platformer that I've been thinking of for 2 years.

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Text - It's a labor of love. After about a year of hard work, I had something that I was proud of, and that I considered ready for release. It's a web game and when you release a web game, what you usually do is that you put it on a game portal. Maybe you remember flash game portals where office workers were slacking off on in the 00's (personally for me it was at school). Well they are still a thing except games are not made in flash anymore, but the idea is the same. Also, when you are a web g

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Text - So anyway, I was ready to release my game, a bit apprehensive of course, I managed to get my game on a couple portals including a huge russian one. In Russia, my game got wrecked. Everybody hated it. My game is a 0.8/10. I'm not kidding, I don't think there is a worse game on this portal. It felt like shit, and I was very puzzled. Today, I showed it to a colleague at my normal job, explaining to him that russians hated my game. I clicked fullscreen. Then I noticed it. The downvote button

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Text - So here I am, a bumbling idiot. Where any scammer in his right mind would have used this trick for evil and profit, instead I tricked them into burning me to the ground. TL;DR: spent more than a year making a game, released it on a Russian game portal where the restart button was right under the downvote button. Everybody restarted, everybody downvoted and now I am the proud maker on the worst web game in Russia

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Amish Guy Skiing From a Horse Drawn Carriage


There's nothing quite like human ingenuity. It looks like fun. Luckily these guys managed to witness this action packed horse-drawn skiing.

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Kids' Recipes We Don't See Ourselves Trying Out


Kids may be weird and dumb, but we can't really fault them for it. These ones are just doing their best to try and provide an accurate and reliable recipes. Will we try them out ourselves? Oh man, definitely not. We'll just have to take it with a grain of salt, and that's it.

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Text - Jordan Adams @JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipese so much better than I could've imagined.

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Text - SepastianS Pancakes Serving: 3 Ser Pre Coc Cos WA Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost: $70 Ingl Flou Bee Bak But But Ingredients: Salt and that's it Where to buy: Walmart Instructions: Wh " You get a thingy from the house and you put it in the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns so Inst you have to be careful. You make like, something anu Yo po the put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate and finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table, you have Cut to throw

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Text - Ariana's Macaroni Serving: 3 people Prep time: 5 minutes Cook time: 5 minutes a day jing Cost: I think $2 Ingredients: Melted cheese Macaroni Aoples Strawberries, I like them because they are healthy Toys Backpack doll Where to buy: Walmart and Target and .wait. I m trying to think.oh yeah..the mall. pot. Instructions: you First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in the end. Pút it to the oven and put cheese and more melted cheese The oven has to be hot like fire..like a

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Text - Joe's Tacos serving: aon't even know Prep time: like 45 minutes cook time: I think 55 minutes 08.31 Cost don't even know Inaredients: Get the meat and lettuce at HEB Taco shells are there too Thave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get more Lettuce Potato.wait.is it potato or tomato...no tomato Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff Instructions: isti don't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can Change this to cheesy roll ups? Because

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Text - In Ethan's Eggs Serving: 10 Prep time: 1 hour Cook time: 2 seconds Cost: $ 3.00 time time edien gw hett. Ingredients: Pancakes bo awber Sugar A aroni ese Skittles es es Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse 2bes Instructions: ere t " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it. You can cook it, but you can go to my house and Iruct will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all irst the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put it un anything on them because that's how you makes egg

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Wild Karen Goes Off On Student, Gets Told Off By Lab Manager


Karens have a really hard time mistaking other people for employees. This time around it was a pottery student who got trapped in the telescopic sights of a wild Karen who refused to believe that she was talking to a person who actually couldn't fulfill her demands.

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Text - r/IDontWorkHereLady · Posted by u/Blgodwin 6 days ago I'm just a student Karen!! XL I was cleaning some kiln shelves off in the ceramics studio during open lab hours. A student and her mother came into the kiln yard and i overheard the student say "oh my pieces didn't get fired." Not my business, I'm just a student and I'm wrapping up my last personal firing of the semester. A few seconds later there is an aggressive, almost painful, tapping on my shoulder. "Why didn't her work get fired?

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Text - Student: mom that's not my teacher (this goes unheard or ignored by the mother) Me: sorry, I'm just a student here. I don't fire other's work Mom: we need her work done by friday!! She's graduating and we're leaving the state. You're so selfish for not putting her stuff in that kiln. I saw how much room you have in there. Student: looking absolutely mortified behind mom Me: explains that I was firing porcelain and that her daughter's work was low fire clay and would have melted in the kil

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Text - Mom: that is unacceptable! Get off your fat ass and fire her work! I paid $1500 (bullshit btw) for this class and shes going to take home everything she made! Me: goes back in the studio Mom, following me into the upper division area which is off limits to most people: get back here! I ignore her, just trying to wrap up a couple bowls so I can put them in my bag. She then notices all the work in the advanced space and starts touching it. Mom: why aren't the intro classes given projects li

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Text - Student: mom we need to learn the basics first (also ignored) I'm now blocked from exiting the space by a very angry woman who's got her hand on a sculpture my classmate has been working on all semester. She keeps telling me I'm lazy and that firing takes no effort because the kilns are self-regulating. Our kilns are gas and need constant monitoring over several hours. Finally, my saving grace arrives. Our shop manager, who's kind of an asshole with a short fuse, but who I appreciate deep

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Text - Lab manager: what the FUCK are you doing in the advanced space? Mom starts going off again. My lab manager looks calmly at me and tells me I can go. He clears the way and I take my chance. And just as I am leaving the studio, I hear him start yelling. Justice at last, but my god.

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A Dazzling Collection Of Splendid Tumblr Gems


The strange wandering minds of Tumblr never fail to leave us amazed, confused, and genuinely entertained. You never really know what you're going to get from Tumblr. Sometimes, you end up with an intense hyper-analysis of the movie, "The Incredibles", and other times you end up with an informative, wholesome little thread about the origins of NORAD's Santa Tracker. 

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Text - musicoftheknight Tumblr: We want complex villains! Tumblr: But they can't do anything villainous or complex ever. scaliefox My favorite quote on this is Lemony Snickett when a school district banned his book due to the marriage plot by the villain. He merely responded "I'm sorry, but l'm at a loss on how to write a villain that doesn't do villainous things."

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Text - Tweet Victor Linao @Linaowinmo "Diamonds are formed under pressure" And bread dough rises when you let it rest We're all our own things. What's motivating to you may be crippling to others. 1:43 am 22 Jun 20 - Twitter for Android kingscrown666 Follow There's an old saying (I think it's Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg

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Text - sailorcuba why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don't sleep u don't eat it's like you're on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year tasmanianstripes God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

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Text - lacie @layc04 You know in JAWS when everyone is pissed the beaches are closed bc the shark keeps killing people and they KNOW it's killing people and they go to the beach anyway? That's what this pandemic is like uncleromeo Follow i used to think that plot was so ridiculous. I'm embarrassed at how wrong i was.

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Text - mens-rights-activia Follow 5 dingdongyouarewrong ... ivIA anovelplan Follow Dr Sabina Stent @SabinaStent A reminder that Ursula Le Guin's writing schedule was the best writing schedule. 5:30 a.m.-wake up and lie there and think. 6:15 a.m.-get up and eat breakfast (lots). 7:15 a.m.-get to work writing, writing, writing. Noon-lunch. 1:00-3:00 p.m.–reading, music. 3:00-5:00 p.m.-correspondence, maybe house cleaning. 5:00-8:00 p.m.–make dinner and eat it. After 8:00 p.m.–I tend to be very stu

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Lighting - O catchymemes When people did not have clocks, they used "candle clocks". Candles that would burn for a set amount of hours. If you needed an alarm, you would push a nail at the desired time length in the candle and once it melted to the point, the nail would fall and hit the metal holder, alerting you. phantomtwitch I like that the candle pictured has four nails in it. Ye olde snooze button.

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Text - O strongermonster Follow the girl on the bus in front of me was taking a bunch of selfies n i was accidentally in a few n she could see i looked uncomfortable w that so she turned around n apologized and let me watch her delete all the ones my face was in OO0 she's the only person i earth i respect strongermonster Follow i told her “it's ok you don't have to do that i just didn't want my ugly to ruin your vibe" and she called me sweetheart and told me she wished her hair looked like mine

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Text - oppa-homeless-style Follow man i had a dream that magic was discovered in the near future but it was like. shitty unbalanced fantasy magic. like within a few weeks people had wikis and guides up on how to glitch in immortality potions and time spells. people are just tossing homemade black holes around. i looked on the news and saw some speedrunner made it to the edge of the universe oppa-homeless-style Follow A wait-a-minits #write a book write a book write a book first of all how dare y

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Text - kylesquips If you wanna date a milf you gotta play the long game fellas kylesquips Step one: get a gf Step two: wait

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Text - Anonymous said why is there star NAA nasa-official gas cloud get squished (gravitational collapse) then sometimes smaller elements can squish together to make bigger elements (nuclear fusion) and this continues as long as the smolest elements (hydrogen and helium) are in the core lordsoth42 NASA had learned the true language of the science side of Tumblr

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Text - Josh Hara @yoyoha Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever. 6/21/12, 10:50 AM oleandir be the inexplicable phenomena you wish to see in the world

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Text - vivalatinamerica-deactivated201 can someone please explain how it's possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity cmonandhauntme Follow

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Text - nogirlfriend *spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness* friska-freak in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece Source: hungwy

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Text - kennydontknowsh-t ... F yellow-lemon-lime Before 2020 ends, let me say this. If you like someone, stop pretending they can read thoughts, and just tell them clairethedumb Follow he's 30 ish and my teacher O yellow-lemon-lime okay maybe admire from a distance then 15 notes

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Text - kaijuno constantine @greenlight no YOU live in a society. i live in my meticulously crafted daydream universe that i've been using as a coping mechanism since childhood thisisnotahaiku Cheers, l'll drink to that bro Source: kaijuno 33,955 notes

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Text - fandomsandfeminism Full time work should entitle someone to enough pay for rent, food, bills, and leisure activities. Full time work for a full life wage. You put in your 8 hours a day, 5 days a week? You should be able to afford the basic shit you need in life, no matter where you work. starrbear pisses me off that this is considered a radical statement.

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Text - rnusicality: fun statistics for adults! "when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself" -Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550 -Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800 -Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45 -Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25 -Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8 -Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

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Text - strongermonster Follow that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like "ahaha what? i don't beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy" and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life supreme-leader-stoat Follow OP I want you to know that you are a hero.

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Text - pyrlspite tumblr is like wading through everyone else's garbage until you find something good and go "ah. this is good" and take it and display it in your own garbage pile trukingofskeletonhell Goblin Market Source: pyrlspite 103,144 notes

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Text - pervocracy observations from urgent care - People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it - People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion - People who don't exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape - Maybe knees just suck bequilles it me nentuaby In knees' defense, the original plan called for four main leg joints to work together. It's not THEIR fault the foreleg team fucked off to Hollywood to be elbows! Source:pe

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Text - REI i tilthat TIL that in 2013 a scientist injected human brain cells into a mouse brain, which improved the mouse's memory and capacity to learn via reddit.com thefingerfuckingfemalefury To stop it from conquering the planet they injected human brain cells from an incompetent weirdo into a seperate mouse and then put the two mice in the same cage so the silly mouse will always frustrate the terrifying genius mouse's plans coffee-without-a-pause I wonder what they're doing tonight athenai

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Text - thyrell it would be really funny if ireland just didn't lift the british travel ban after quarantine ends wOlfbOy99 Follow same with Scotland like... what if we just... don't #fuck yeah get their ass 3,461 notes

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Text - joshpeck Follow just truly bonkers how much i love lying down.. .like being horizontal? unparalleled comixextra Follow #well it's paralleled by both the floor and ceilng but i see where you're coming from 38 384 notes

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Little Brother Writes Emotional Notes For Sister Crying In The Bathroom


When Twitter user @annieedagrannie, found herself in the middle of crying in the bathroom, her little brother surprised her with a series of emotionally supportive and loving notes. Sometimes, your siblings just step up when you need it the most and aren't ready for it at all. 

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Text - AnnieDaGrannie @annieedagrannie so i locked myself in the bathroom bawling my eyes out ... and next thing i know my 10 year old brother slides these notes under the door... i don't deserve him

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Handwriting - ani it's ok She will that She Y when She will milid yau will apologize come relize and Se She Sae exeritimg is ggeing to ok be to be yoing in makte you thin King cahaut sader if yeur going it's ok

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Text - do Sometin Could stogeter your moos qand and fun wil geA bether

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Text - + AnnieDaGrannie @annieedagrannie i finally got out the bathroom and went into my room and then he knocks on my door ... and ... WHY IS HE SO GOOD TO ME

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Red - Happy earuy nclsmus to: Ani franv: nia NUGENTUSONONC

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Facial expression - brianna @brattybri_14 Replying to @annieedagrannie Siblings just know how to make each other feel better in a heartbeat.. I'm CRYING This is real cute. This the type shit I like to see on my TL. God bless y'all

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Text - Jump Marley @carlkaepernick Replying to @annieedagrannie and @Vibelnvasion This perfect cursive penmanship tho could P. do togeter moos

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Text - LYSSW @alyssaxbrittany Replying to @annieedagrannie I would lock myself in the bathroom when I was having panic attacks or breakdowns and my little brother would make me open the door and he would sit on the floor with me and talked to me until I calmed down. Little brothers are the best

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Text - Frostbyte @Wimsical_Joker Replying to @annieedagrannie This is precious. I remember when my little brothers would try to cheer me up when I was depressed about something. This is just so wholesome, I love it

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