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Thursday, April 30, 2015
Dental Care for the Ultimate Party Trick
These rugby players are getting very special replacement teeth implanted so that they will always have a bottle opener handy.
WARNING: This gets a little bit graphic when it shows clips of the dental surgery around the 1:12 mark.
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Scott Weiland of the Stone Temple Pilots Appeared to be on Every Drug While Playing a 90s Classic
A representative from the band claims that this slurring, near-dead rant came from Weiland being exhausted and having "a literal fistful of Quaaludes couple drinks" before the show started. We'll just leave all that up to your interpretation. The rest of us will take a passing wave at the 90s rock going by.
Submitted by: (via Chris Ramon/GSXRC1300)
A Woman Wearing a "Won't be Caught" Shirt Stole $1500 in Beauty Supplies.
They were captured on camera on their way out, but no arrests have been made. You have to admire the moxie, the raw daring of wearing a shirt like this during a theft.
Bonus points: Of course this happened in Florida.
Submitted by: (via The Smoking Gun)
WTF of the Day: Someone Rented a Canadian Couple’s Home on AirBnB and Completely Trashed It
Calgary couple Mark and Star King recently left their home in the hands of four adults on AirBnB, who ended up tearing it apart in what police describe as a “drug-induced orgy.”
More like Nightmare BnB.
Soon after the Kings left last Saturday, a luxury party bus showed up in their driveway with 100 strangers pouring into their home.
And then all hell broke loose.
“Our hardwood floors are all popping because there are pools of liquor. There’s glass shards, there’s dent in our walls, toilets flooded and plugged with condoms,” Star told CBC News.
There was also mayonnaise on their furniture and chicken drum sticks in their shoes.
Their neighbors texted the couple to alert them to the craziness that was going down in their house, and the cops eventually arrived to put a stop to it.
The above video shows the damages that resulted from the AirBnB nightmare which are estimated at about $50,000.
Star said she would have felt better if the house had just been burned down to the ground.
Last year, a man in New York rented out his apartment to someone who turned it into a massive sex party.
Submitted by: (via Misty Hamel)
Dudes Get Asked to Draw Their Ideal Lady Bits. SPOILERS: They Are Terrible at it.
Overreaction of the Day: Woman Sets Fire to Car Because Guy Wouldn’t Give Her Cigarette
Holy smokes!
A woman in Jerusalem was arrested this week for setting fire to a car because someone wouldn’t give her a cigarette.
Security cam footage shows the woman approaching a man at a gas station. After the rejection, she takes out a lighter and ignites the gas tank, which quickly bursts into flames.
Fortunately, the guy pulls out the pump preventing the car from exploding.
Here’s the appropriate way to respond to being denied a cigarette.
Submitted by: (via ישראל שלנו)
Watch This Woman Control Another Person's Arm With Her Brain
Greg Gage is on a mission to make brain science accessible to all. In this fun, kind of creepy demo, the neuroscientist and TED Senior Fellow uses a simple, inexpensive DIY kit to take away the free will of an audience member.
Submitted by: (via TED)
How Much of the Kylie Jenner Challenge Can You Watch Before Punching Your Screen?
Ten minutes of this nonsense that the "kids these days" are trying. Good luck!
Submitted by: (via VineMania)
Archie McPhee Won't Be Satisfied Until They Have Terrifying Masks of Every Animal
You know, to go with your horse head and/or squirrel and/or rat masks!
Submitted by: (via Archie McPhee)
He Says He's Just a Friend (With Benefits)
Before you go all comment-rage about this song, remember just how terrible the original song was.
Submitted by: (via PITtv)