Sunday, January 19, 2020

Woman On Twitter Explains The Grief Process


Woman on Twitter provides a perfect explanation for the grief process | tweet by LaurenHerschel So grief is like this: There's box with ball And pain button. And no am not known my art skills TIO -BALL PAIN BUTTON

This woman on Twitter provided a powerful illustration of how devastating the grief process can be. Anyone who has ever been through a tough time in their life will understand this analogy on a painfully relatable level. 

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Unfortunate Moments When Failure and Chaos Reigned


Unlucky moments of chaos, fails and messes | hide the pain harold standing next to a car with a clamp on its wheels. person's legs hanging from a crumbling hole in the ceiling.

Just when things are going well, someone falls through the ceiling. You can never be too sure how things will go wrong next, but one thing's for sure and that's that the universe will never run out of ways to screw people over. Unfortunate moments punctuate our lives, and add a heaping helping of chaos and failure.

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Amount Of Spinach In Turkey Sandwich Divides People On Twitter


Twitter users weigh in on how much turkey should go into a turkey sandwich | tweet by toddlevin Replying joshgondelman looks like she's using lunch launder money.

Twitter was still fresh off its heated debate regarding how to best eat chicken wings, and here we are again. This time everything is at stake over a turkey sandwich that may or may not have way too much spinach stuffed inside of it. Some people are saying it looks like the person was trying to launder money/spinach in that sandwich, while others think it's all good. 

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Karen Mistakes Nametagged Dude for Employee, He Rolls With It


Horrible Karen mistakes random person for employee | r/IDontWorkHerelLady Posted by ComedianXMI Karen vs Retail Veteran Someone my friend group keyed on this lovely sub after they had good laugh at some my stories. Over years grown loathe people who treat retail employees like garbage, and go out my way make fool them. So share one story now

The mighty hubris of another horrible customer comes crashing down. For whatever reason, some customers really hold onto that "customer is always right" approach even when they're told that that they're not actually talking to an employee. Irate customers mistake random people for employees all the time, and the results are wonderful.

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People That Actually Like Their Jobs Share Why


A collection of AskReddit replies to why people like their jobs | Text - whitesaab 20h 3 1 Award I am a park ranger. Just me and the trees

Someone on AskReddit asked for people that like their jobs to share why. If you find yourself in the middle of a job situation that's just sapping all your energy and leaving you a miserable mess, you might stand to benefit from taking a look at these jobs that are actually making people excited about life. 

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Redditors That Joined The Military Share Their Regrets


A collection of AskReddit replies to Redditors that joined the military and went on to regret it | tweet by IWasSayingBoourner greatest concentration absolute worst people l've ever come across my life silhouettes of soldiers walking

Someone on AskReddit asked for people that joined the military to share their regrets. These are pretty rough. 

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Entitled People Who Need to Move on with Their Nonsense


entitled people complaining and demanding things | NOT BEACH ROMANCE OR WEDDING PICTURES beach clean and beautiful site give But always cloudy here or rain every time came this side island thought would be little more private with upper class people here or family friendly like other side island with beaches under impression could get beautiful wedding pictures here on beach, since

Some folks really don't understand that wasting people's time and energy with unreasonable demands is not a good look. Hats off to the kind of self-obsession that leads people to thinking they can just get free stuff by being jerks all the time. There's no end to entitled folks who need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

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Dude Tells Story Of Getting Out Of Traffic Ticket With Fart Spray


Guy gets out of speeding ticket with fart spray | tweet by JJ FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out

We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.

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Employee's Attempt At Lying To Boss Backfires


Employee's attempt at lying to boss by using photoshop ends up backfiring terribly | posted by sydneyywhitson my coworker called yet again and said she had nail on her tire caused her have flat need everyone stop they're doing and ZOOM NAIL PICTURE SHE SENT MY BOSS

This employee's hilarious attempt at trying to use photoshop to get out of work, backfired in glorious fashion. Clearly, they were in a rush or had no idea what they were doing. Because that cartoon nail isn't going to fool anyone!

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Karen Orders Around Random Guy Who She Thinks Is Deaf Employee


A bad customer mistakes another customer for an employee who accidentally uses sign language | r/IDontWorkHerelLady Posted by HCA2001 Karen Demands "Deaf" Man Help Her Gets Nice Helping Humble Pie Poster's Note Name Change

Every once in a while the wild Karen will mistake a stranger for an employee and direct their abuse at a fellow customer. while that doesn't sound like much of an improvement, the lack of professional courtesy frees up their target to say whatever they want to back. The extra level of dramatic irony makes stories like these all the sweeter.

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Pleasant Reminders That Keanu Reeves Is The World's Greatest Human


A collection of reminders that Keanu Reeves is the world's greatest human being | tweet by RahulKohli13 Iwill never love my future wife, future children, pets or grandchildren more than love Keanu Reeves..and they will have live with knowledge.

Keanu Reeves just blows us away. He's seemingly too good to be true. The dude just absolutely crushes it at life. 

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Corruption People Experienced Firsthand


Stories of people experiencing stealing corrupt people | posted by shield-616 My university makes us buy public speaking textbook (published by university) and tear rubrics out grades are penalized if don't turn rubric torn out book teacher mark grade on. This ensures can't resell book, so next class has buy brand new books.

Most people have a decent set of internal rules, but sometimes it's just not there. Businesses will scam their clients, landlords will screw over their tenants, and government officials will take bribes. Here are some times people got to see some classic corruption. You've gotta be on the lookout, because sometimes trashy people will do some real garbage stuff.

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Entitled Goof Tries to Get Designer to Work for Free


Entitled person tries to get logo for free, gets trolled | said Hello. Vcera 11:41 odp. Iam sorry late response can help with? Vcera, 11:42 odp Webdesign w/ logo Show latest work mobile design category want someone good.

For some stupid reason, people think they can bully artists into drawing stuff for them. Seriously, this happens a lot, like this artist who trolled entitled fans who asked for free drawings. That said, every entitled individual with unreasonable demands is an opportunity to make a jerk look dumb.

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Judgmental Jerk Gets Succinctly, Accurately Burned


Woman accurately burns judgmental jerk | Rob Damn are stunning but afraid spend more time drinking/partying/on Insta than relationship lol absolutely right, Rob. lol who says cant judge someone based off couple pics haha not sure. Who says Rob?

Apparently she got blocked after this. Usually there's some levity to dating apps, like these winners and losers from the wide world of tinder, but sometimes a nice guy or girl jumps right out of the gate with some judgmental BS. Not sure why Rob would deliberately sabotage himself by being an ass, but it was pretty obviously a dumb move.

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