Friday, October 8, 2021

Mom Yells At Son For Staying Home And Playing COD, Cringe Ensues


This transcends the realm of being funny. Honestly, it's just kind of embarrassing. Yet, sometimes you just need to sit back and let the cringe ride. The cringe can bring you back, and deepen your appreciation for how ridiculous human beings can be. 

The Largest and Heaviest Metal Forge in the World


Did you plan on watching the largest and heaviest metal forge in the world go to work today? Probably not. Yet, here you are. It's strangely mesmerizing. Enjoy. 

Things People Did Once And Will Never Do Again


There are a few reasons to do something once. Maybe it was an amazing experience. Maybe it was hard, or painful, or there was only one opportunity for you to do that thing. Or maybe it was so stupid that the consequences of your actions were just too much to bare. Life is full of opportunities, and some of those opportunities, like hiking in the jungle or frying bacon naked are things that are best only indulged in once, or not at all.

Guy Secretly Trains Roommate To Not Respond To Morning Alarms


There are far too many of us that have ended up having to deal with terribly frustrating roommates that can't be bothered to be considerate and generally mindful of sharing the same living space. It sounds like this dude had to deal with quite the monstrously clueless human being. The fact that his roommate wanted to have a date over for the night, while they shared the same room is just a bit of a red flag. So, when he hit his breaking point, he decided to enact a calculated revenge that involved training his roommate to not respond to his morning alarms. Pretty brilliant. Kind of twisted. For some more roommate drama, check out this pro revenge story about a roommate who thought she was sneaky, and ended up owing $400.

People's Best Sophisticated Insults


We definitely have a deep appreciation for the rare insults here. The comments sections and social media feeds have long since hosted fine displays of banter, and people generally getting into it over the most trivial of matters. With that being said, it's always nice to see someone go above and beyond with the insults that they choose to dispense. This fun AskReddit thread has people dishing out their most polished sophisticated insults. You might end up adding some of these to your arsenal. 

Customer Rejects Art, Demands It Be Redrawn, Gets Kindly Asked To Pound Sand


Being wishy-washy is bad enough, but when you go back on a deal and demand someone redo a job for less money, those are grounds for some unkind words between parties. Being an artist is a hard enough gig without people outright rejecting the work they specificaly asked you to do. For some extra frustration and mind-boggling decision-making, here are some entitled people and their fantastically bold moves.

Husband Can't Accept Wife's Use Of Candles, Drama Ensues


There are some things in this life that are worth fighting for. When it comes to the matter of fake candles though, this ain't it, man. Yet, as it goes in this crazy life... some people need the reality checks more than others. Clearly, this guy fits the bill for that. 

Food Memes To Fill The Hole In Our Hungry Lives


Food is pretty great. And we live in one of the best food times in human history. Never before has a single human had such unfettered access to this much explosive nacho cheese flavor, and frankly that's a beautiful thing. These food memes may satiate our deep hunger for laughter, but also, our thirst for cheese sauce grows. It grows mightily.

Incompetent Manger Insists On Doing Job Wrong, Crashes And Burns


There are mean bosses. There are stupid bosses. But some of the most frustrating bosses to work under are the bosses who don't know how to do their job. There's nothing quite like being behind schedule just because your boss is insisting that you do your job inefficiently and improperly, especially when they can't accept that the reason things are going wrong is because of their insistence. For some incredible management overreach, here's the Walmart manager who fired a guy from a job that wasn't his.

Man Discovers Dora The Explorer-Themed Gangster Car, Emotional Rollercoaster Ensues


You better believe that a Dora the Explorer-themed car is going to go on an adventure. In this case though, there were bullet holes in the car. Like, what compels someone to fire off on a Dora the Explorer-themed car? Purely ludicrous. If you want to keep the Tumblr gems going, check out this Tumblr post about a vegan girl who gets served a real burger, and then the educational Tumblr thread that ensued.

Obvious Scams That People Still Fall For


Unfortunately, there are far too many scams out there that people fall victim to. The reality is that there are just some people that are committed to taking advantage of others. If anything, the hope here is that this kind of AskReddit thread serves an educational purpose and helps steer you clear of any obvious scams that you otherwise might fall prey to. 

Twitter Thread: People That Quit Their Jobs With No Notice


Everyone has their breaking point. There's only so much that you can put up with on a daily basis. The paycheck only accounts for so much of that nonsense. This Twitter thread pays homage to people that decided enough was enough, and proceeded to quit their jobs with no notice. You can only imagine what kinds of responses ensued. 

Guy Gives the Hard Truth to His Hypocritical Fiancé When He Teaches Her About Mutual Tolerance


Man, people are tough. You know?

It's crazy how you can love someone so deeply despite being confronted with their glaringly obvious flaws. In some funny way, those things can actually make you more attracted to them and love them even more. 

Sometimes those things are a huge red flag and a huge turnoff and they might not come up until years into a relationship. Only emerging when some particularly unique situation coaxes it out of the depths of their personality. 

It's one of the crazy things about any sort of relationship. It's easy to fool yourself into the false security of the fact that everyone else thinks and views the world as you do. It's almost like the default setting our brain goes into when dealing with other people. In reality, it couldn't be further from the truth. 

Groom's Brother-In-Law Hands Out Wedding Invitations At His Wedding, Gets Told To Leave


Of all the stunts that you can pull at someone else's wedding this right here, ranks as one of the lowest of the low moves to make. Seriously, the level of cluelessness that's running amok in this scenario pretty much escapes all rhyme and reason. The fact that this groom got a hard time from the in-laws over his decision to ask the brother-in-law to leave after his wildly inappropriate stunt is another sloppy layer of dysfunctional in this disastrous mess of a situation. 

Cat Moonwalks With The Best Of Them


You could call it Michael Catson. You could call it Meowchael Jackson. Whatever you wanna call it, there's no denying that either that cat is making good use of a slippery floor or there's been a glitch in the matrix and it's time to call Todd Howard to patch up this bug.