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Friday, March 27, 2015
When the Unstoppable Biker Jerk Meets the Immovable Car-Driving Jerk, Everyone Loses
Try to watch this video without having a seething white-hot rage for both parties involved. Feel free to post in the comments about who was the bigger ass in this classic Seattle non-confrontational confrontation.
Wrestling Teacher Has Sex With Student on School Bus
Via Uproxx:
Earlier this week, a grand jury in Cass County, Mo. indicted 25-year-old Megan Blair Baker (pictured above) on charges of having sexual contact with a 17-year-old student. According to investigators, Baker, a teacher and the assistant wrestling coach at Cass High, had sex with the teen on the school bus. He later told all his friends about it (of course he did), which is how his parents found out. Not too long after that, the father of the teen reported the incident to investigators.“We heard it happened on a school bus and the boy was openly bragging about it,” Sherwood Cass parent Linda Aldin said. “He was telling everyone he had sex with the woman.”
“It just really shocked us,” Aldin said. “I never dreamed that it would happen at our school.”
Practicing With Live Grenades Goes Wrong in the Chinese Army
Not like, "don't let the kids watch this" wrong, but pretty wrong!
Police Burn 3 Ton Pile of Weed, Entire Neighborhood Gets High
Warga Palmerah giting berjamaah karena Polsek ngebakar Ganja sebanyak 3,3 Ton! http://t.co/wbSQTYpoYk http://ift.tt/1D7253D
— Malesbanget.com (@malesbanget) March 13, 2015
Via The LADbible:
Indonesian police got an entire neighbourhood high (accidentally) after burning a 3.3-ton pile of cannabis just outside their office.
Residents around West Jakarta were all intoxicated after the fumes created a giant cloud of smoke which then dispersed around the local area.
Loads of people then reported to the police with headaches and feeling dizzy, not realising they were in fact high as a kite.
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A New AAA Study Shows Us What's Really Getting Teens into Car Accidents: Distraction
No work-unsafe material in this video, unless you consider getting really disappointed about teens on their phones to be a problem!
The Beer Brewed With Space Yeast
Via Cool Material:
Ninkasi Brewing’s latest beer: Ground Control. Last year, the brewery sent six vials of brewer’s yeast into space (77.3 miles up)—this was their second attempt to do so—and brought them back to brew up this Imperial Stout. Brewed with Oregon hazelnuts, star anise, cocoa nibs, and some astro-yeast, Ground Control is a full and flavorful stout. It will be available in select markets on April 13.