Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Absolute Legend Names His Facebook Account "Customer Support", Trolls Karens To Oblivion


Guy names his Facebook account "Customer Support", proceeds to troll a ton of Karen customer complaints.

This absolute legend named his Facebook account "Customer Support" and proceeded to troll an army of angry "Karens" to oblivion. The one thing that this troll arguably overstepped on, was when he dampened the reputation of the employees in each company. They're already working hard enough as it is! Otherwise, this is pure gold. 

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Co-Worker Tries To Get Woman Fired Over Breast Implants


Co-worker tries to get a woman fired over her breast implants, and repeatedly harasses her.

This woman's co-worker repeatedly harassed over her breast implants that she got because she had cancerous cells. That is swinging mighty low. From there, she decided to report her to HR, and a bunch of people wrote statements during the process. These statements revealed her co-worker to be the nasty, toxic individual that she was; and she was fired shortly thereafter. 

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Guy's Grandmother Falls In Love With Dungeons & Dragons While Battling Cancer (30 Tweets)


Guy's grandmother falls in love with Dungeons & Dragons game while she's battling cancer.

We're not crying, YOU'RE crying. This guy's grandmother fell in love with Dungeons & Dragons while she was battling cancer. The feels trip is truly brutal in this story; but at the same time, it's a beautiful tale of a strong woman finding peace in the bonding experience of playing a board game with new friends, and family. 

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Fire Fighting Airplane Has Extreme Near Miss


Wouldn't blame the pilot if they retired after this one. 

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Karen's Porsche Loses Its Wheels After She Takes Disabled Parking Spot


Karen's Porsche loses its tires after she takes a guy's disabled parking spot.

When this parking lot "Karen" decided she'd cut a guy off who actually needed the disabled parking lot spot, he maintained composure, and took one very satisfying and clever revenge on her. To make matters even better, he waited around to hear the extent to which she proceeded to lose her shit. Let's just say she had one definite emotional explosion. 

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15 Inappropriate News and Magazine Layout Fails


Magazine and newspaper layout fails that make the content look inappropriate, sinister and filthy.

It doesn't get much better than a sweet headline fail. We're happy when someone screws up, but when someone makes an inappropriate design fail in a newspaper or magazine, it just gives it that extra feeling of stupid that we get to savor like a warm bubble bath. For more news related stuff, here are some hot and wild headlines from the land of Florida Man.

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Hilarious Twitter Thread Details How Cats Take Over Scotland


Funny Twitter details how cats took over Scotland.

Twitter User @LawrWard, dove down a bit of a hilarious rabbit's hole when he imagined, in detail, what a scenario involving cats taking over Scotland and the U.K. would look like. Suffice to say, people loved the creative silliness, and it went viral. I guess at this point, all we can do is hail our cat overlords. 

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Customer Leaves One-Star Review Because Place Won't Fix His Refrigerator During Hurricane


Customer leaves one star review because company won't fix his fridge during a hurricane evacuation, the owner leaves a good response.

Amazing. We have no idea what's going through the head of someone who gets upset at a company for not having emergency fridge repair during a category 5 hurricane, but we'd love to find out. The threat of Hurricane Dorian brought out more noble feelings in people, like this woman who took in 97 stray dogs to keep them safe from the storm.

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Woman Goes Full Vegan, Sues Neighbors For Barbecuing Meat In Their Own Backyards


Vegan woman goes full vegan and tries to sue her neighbors for grilling meats and fish in their own backyards.

There you have it folks, peak vegan entitlement has been reached. It smells a lot like a nice steak grilling up next door. Apparently, Cilla Carden, a vegan woman in Australia sued her neighbors because she could smell them cooking meats and fish next door. 

I wonder how many times she showed up red-faced, angrily knocking on their door, and frantically asking them to stop cooking their food before she took this to court? Maybe a few, half dozen, or not at all? Did she just go from 0 to 100 right away? 

Carden's made a claim that her neighbors are grilling meats and fish in their own backyards to piss her off on purpose. I mean, can you even argue with that level of delusion? 

The case ended up making it all the way to Western Australia's Supreme Court, where it was dismissed in favor of the neighbors, in July. The court asked for the neighbors to please direct their energy toward the resolution of their differences as best as they can. So basically, pull it together, and move on. 

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Dodgers Pitcher Clocked In The Face By Line Drive


Dodgers Pitcher Dustin May, took a brutal line drive to the face during a game against the D-Backs. We hope he's in the process of a speedy recovery! 

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People Share The Dumbest Reason They Have A Scar


People tell stories of the dumbest reasons they have a scar.

Every scar has a story behind it. Luckily for us, people often get injured while doing stupid things, and stories of human error make for good comedy eventually. Honestly, there are so many stories from people who injure themselves in a stupid way. Whether it's from jamming your hands into a toaster oven or getting surprised by a bee, there's no end to stories behind people's scars.

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Lying Liar Faces That Tried To Sell Their Lies To The World


Lying liars that got called out online for spreading dishonesty into the world.

These lying liar faces were called out for their shitty attempts to spread dishonesty into the world. The internet is already confusing enough without tons of people trying to further their own agendas by telling lies left and right. Thankfully there's a fair amount of truth-defending champions around, ready to reverse image search the crap out of any liars that are trying to weave their web of deceit. 

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Guy Claims Sculpture Is The Epitome Of Western Male Art


Sexist claims that a sculpture of a woman is the epitome of western male art, and gets fact checked.

When these sexist morons went ahead and claimed that this beautiful sculpture of a woman ("The Forgotten Melody") stood as an epitome of Western Male Art; they were swiftly fact checked. Turns out the sculpture was in fact created and painted by, Luo Li Rong. Sucks to suck, Ivan. 

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Professor Disguises Self as Student to Surprise Class, They Just Stare At Him


The lesson was supposed to be "things aren't always as they seem" but based on the results, it seems like this class might be a waste of time. We've had "mindblowing" ideas like this in the past, but almost no one does them, because if they don't go perfectly, as this professor demonstrates, it becomes very awkward.

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Dad Shows Son Anti-Drug Campaign From The 90s


Dad shows his son an anti-drug campaign from the 90s, and his daughter overhears part of it; and thinks that eggs are a synonym for drugs.

This dad was trying to show his son an anti-drug campaign video from the 90s, and it backfired terribly. Specifically, his younger daughter overheard the campaign, and ended up thinking that "eggs" were a suitable synonym for "drugs." So, she heads into school and the next thing you know she's telling the teacher that she had drugs for breakfast! 

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The Adventures Of Jon, The FedEx Guy (21 Images)


The wild adventures of a FedEx delivery guy pop up.

Jon, The FedEx Guy lived quite the adventurous life. Imgur User elry09, documented his travels and the rollercoaster that was his time on this mad little planet we call our own at, DragonCon. Your legacy will live on into eternity, Jon. Great work, buddy. 

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Mom Refuses To Pay Babysitter, Claims Free Ice Cream Counts As Payment


Mom refuses to pay a babysitter, because she claims that free ice cream and a day of fun count as payment.

As far as delusional, entitled choosing beggars go, this mom just outdid herself. She argues that some free ice cream and a "day of fun" should count as payment for the babysitter. Um, that's not gonna work out, Mom. 

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