Let's get a round of applause for the dude who actually knows nothing! Johnny Depp clearly gives zero f**k's.
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Thursday, June 13, 2019
Maintenance Guy Throws Out Fifteen Years Of Important Knowledge
This might be the most beautiful way to handle an imminent firing that we've ever seen. Absolutely ruthless but sometimes that's what it takes to survive.
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Dad's Commandments In 10 Tweets
Twitter users are sharing their dad commandments in honor of the upcoming Father's Day. All the love for dads in these tweets!
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That Glorious Time Sam The Cooking Guy Told Off Kathie Lee And Hoda
He sacrifices himself for the greater good! Why have a guest on your show if you're just going to spend the whole time talking all over him.
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That Glorious Time Sam The Cooking Guy Told Off Kathie Lee And Hoda
He sacrifices himself for the greater good! Why have a guest on your show if you're just going to spend the whole time talking all over him.
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Teen Goes Viral After Posting About Her Cheating Ex
Angry girlfriend went full savage mode on her cheating boyfriend by logging into his Snapchat and posting some photos. From there the internet proceeded to tear the dude apart, and eventually we all get blindsided by the twist ending. Which was that she just wanted to get back together with him all along...
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Guy Claims Women's Soccer Players Don't Deserve Equal Pay, Gets Destroyed On Twitter
People were quick to shut down this guy's ignorant statement on Twitter! Guess that's what you get for sharing some solid word vomit with the world of Twitter.
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25 Unlucky Moments That Put the Breaks on People's Good Times
If there was a button we could push to not have anything bad happen, we'd do it. Sadly that button doesn't exist and all we can really do is look in awe at how many unforeseen unfortunate events can happen. Man, people are just magnets for misfortune. For more, here's some times misfortune got the best of people.
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Astronomers Discover Something Buried Under The Moon, "Destiny" Fans Got Jokes
A recent study published online revealed that something is chilling about 186 miles beneath the surface of the Moon. The Twitter account for the "Destiny" video game had a point to make when CNN tweeted about it, and the thread that ensued was full of gems.
Do we think this could be the start of something far more extraterrestrial than we ever thought possible? We should just leave that shit on the moon buried and alone.
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Guy Ends Up Getting Investigated By The FBI For Doing His Job
Well this has all the makings of a solid panic attack. Dude's just minding his own business, going about doing his job, and then boom: you find yourself being interrogated by some alarmed feds. Yikes.
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33 Lucky Times People Matched Random Stuff
Either the universe is running out of ideas, or various clothing and upholstery companies are running out of designs and fabrics. Here are times people matched not only the landscape around them, but walls, couches and random crap like markers and bottles. It's a fun time. For more funny outfit similarities, here are some times we had to ask "who wore it better?"
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Jessica Biel Comes Out As Anti-Vaxxer, Gets Absolutely Roasted On Twitter
When pictures of Jessica Biel lobbying against a bill that was pro-vaccines surfaced online, the internet collectively lost its shit. Specifically, Jessica Biel lobbied alongside anti-vaxxer Robert F. Kennedy Jr. at the California State Assembly.
There they both vocalized opposition to SB 276. This bill would serve to limit medical exemptions from vaccinations, and also require a public health officer to clear such exemptions. Queue the Twitter reactions and general outrage.
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26 Tinder Hits and Misses to Make Dating More Confusing
You never know what's gonna happen on dating apps. Okay, most of the time you're gonna have a crappy conversation until one of you stops responding. But you never truly know what's gonna happen out there and start wooing people with terrible puns. For more outrageousness from the dating world, here's some more funny tinder profiles.
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Ex-Racists Of Reddit Share What Made Them Change Their Mind
Ex-racists of Reddit are sharing what made them ultimately change their ways. The results might surprise you. Like who knew that Sesame Street could play such a fundamental role in reshaping someone's outlook?
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Overreacting Tourists Break Elevator To Escape
Getting stuck in an elevator is a pretty common occurrence. Typically what happens is you let the staff know you're in there, and then some random dude shows up after a few minutes to calmly let you out. Maybe being in a different country freaked this family out to the point of hysteria, or maybe they've never seen an elevator before. Either way, the moment was a little more dramatic than it had to be.
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17 Moments of Failure That Prove Kids Are Stupid Idiots
Let's make no bones about it, kids are stupid as hell. They're mean, cruel idiots who screw up constantly. It's considered an insult to call an adult childish. If you knew anyone who acted like kids do, they'd be kicked out of your friend group immediately. I guess they're the future or something so we keep em around. For more kids being dumb, here are some completely stupid reasons kids had meltdowns.
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Woman Says She Was Raised To Take Care Of Her Husband, Gets Roasted On Twitter
I mean, this one was bound to get the people going. If her goal in composing this tweet was to piss people off, and get the Twitterverse riled up...then mission accomplished.
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14 People Share The Biggest Historical F**K You's
People are sharing the biggest moments in history that look like one giant "f**k you." The resulting historical facts are definitely entertaining!
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