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Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Montana Dude Rips Rage Against The Machine On Slide Guitar

When you first hear it, it's almost like your ears can kind of trip up, cause his performance is too awesome to be a thing. This guy absolutely crushed it.

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Tagged: guitar , cool , Music , awesome , Video , rage against the machine

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Guy's Rendition of "Hard Day's Night" On A Skipping Record

Ah yes, a nice realistic portrayal. Maybe later he can do "Eleanor Rigby but it won't buffer correctly." Also holy crap this song is like 56 years old.

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Tagged: the Beatles , singing , song , skipping , lol , dumb , funny , stupid , win

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Karen Receives Gifts From Coworker, Asks For A Tablet Next

Ah, yes, another fine example of entitlement running around and creating a mess of an otherwise peaceful coexistence. After "Karen" gets a couple nice gifts from her coworker, she proceeds to ask for more on the grounds that her coworker doesn't have kids and is an engineer with a fancy salary. Um okay, Karen.

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Text - Hey, thanks for the chocolates and the blanket! I really appreciate it! 3:06 PM Yeah no problem! I actually have one of those blankets...they're super comfortable Delivered 3:08 PM I love it! 3:09 PM

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Text - So...I know this is kinda awkward..but the spending limit was $50 and I looked online and it seems that the blanket and chocolates only add up to about $30? 3:11 PM do you think it's possible you could get me something else? My kids have been spending me up the wazoo! LOL 3:12 PM

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Text - Yeah, no problem. I could just give ya $20 if you'd like. That way you could get yourself and your kids something nice for the holidays! Delivered 3:15 PM Enter message get me thiS?

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Text - you think it's possible you could get me this? https://rover.ebay.com/rover /0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F %2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fulk%2Fitm %2F362305307974 my kids would love it, thanks! 3:17 PM 45 Samsung Galaxy Tab A Battery Capacity5000 milliampere . https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/..

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Text - A $120 tablet? I think that's a bit Delivered over the $50 spending limit! haha 3:19 PM I know..lt's just that my kids have been spending me up the wazoo! and it would make their day if mommy gave them something nice like this! thanks i appreciate it 3:21 P V

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Text - And. i don't mean to be abrasive or anything, but you're an engineer so you make quite a bit more than I do! LOL. 3:24 PM I'd also just take $120 cash if that makes it easier on you! 3:25 PM The spending limit was $50, so I'd be more than happy to give you $20, or something worth $20. I understand you have kids, but I also have things I need to pay for, and unfortunately $120 for a co-worker is a bit out of Delivered 3:28 PM my budget.

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Text - yout kidding me right? you don't even have kids...what else would you spend your money on? 3:30 PM Now you're gonna ignore me.REAL nice of you! During the holidays! 3:33 PM Honestly don't know how you live with yourself. disgusting! 3:35 PM Fine i'll take the $20. cash please 3:37 PM Lol forget it. thanks for the karma. Delivered 3:38 PM what??! 3:38 PM

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Tagged: gifts , FAIL , coworkers , cringe , parenting , ridiculous , texting , choosing beggar

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Dude Nails "Through The Fire and The Flames" at 165% Speed

You thought Guitar Hero was dead, but nope. It's kind of remarkable that people are still doing this. We remember being afraid of this song at regular speed, but these modified attempts are amazing, and frankly kind of scary.

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Tagged: Guitar Hero , wtf , dragonforce , lol , amazing , world record , win

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Worst Movie Endings People Didn't Expect

Many of us have shared in that experience where we're watching a movie, maybe even enjoying parts of it, and then bam: it all falls apart, and the ending is a confusing disasterpiece. Or you have movies like Eragon or any of the Percy Jackson films, that have been hailed as fails in their entirety.

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Text - PersephoneXXX1209 • 23h The Devil Inside, the movie was basic horror everyone dies fare, but it suddenly ends after a car crash and a title card appears listing a website for more info and the movie just ends. Seriously one of the worst endings imaginable.

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Text - wocytti • 23h The Dark Phoenix. I was so stoked about the story and then the end... What stupid shit is that?? I was literally fuming about that ending for days. Full disclosure I have not read the comic, so, I suppose it's my fault.

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Text - -valt026- • 22h Frozen. And l don't mean the Disney movie. I mean the one about the skiers stuck on the ski lift.

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Text - DependentBar6 • 22h Maze runner: The Scorch Trials. Spoilers obvi When Teresa betrayed Thomas at the end I felt so bad for him. It's all fine at the end though. Still hurt me from the inside.

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Text - milutin_miki • 20h Percy Jackson. Any of them. Honestly, they're completely bad. "l'd rather pull out all of my teeth than watch that movie" -Rik Riordan, author of PJ

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Text - tptch • 20h Eragon. Well honestly, i didnt quite expect the whole movie to suck so much.

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Text - King6965 • 21h Hancock started out really interesting but the second half seemed completely random and separated from the first

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Text - Administrative-Koala • 16h Downsizing. What the fuck was even happening in the second half of that movie?

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Text - russellb87 • 22h Buried, call me silly, but I genuinely thought he was going to be rescued, I was really sad for him when I realised that was the end for him

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Text - nizo505 • 23h Knowing. It started out great, looked amazing, so much potential, but the ending is just absolutely terrible.

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Text - The_Dapper_Rabbit • 23h It wasn't a BAD ending, but it was way too sudden. Karate Kid. It went like this: ok they're fighting... BANG Daniel kicks the other fella in the nose. Everyone cheers and surrounds him. The old Japanese fella nods approvingly. Aaaaand its done. That's it. Credits. No resolution whatsoever. Edit: Again... It is not a BAD ending, but in my OPINION, it was quite abrupt

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Text - VulcanAndroid1701 • 23h Pay it forward. That movie messed me up when I was a little kid

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Text - Megasdoux • 20h Law Abiding Citizen It was a solid movie and it fell flat when Jamie Foxx's character still won, despite the while movie showing that he was a part of the corrupt system. I recall reading was that the original ending was that Foxx was supposed to be arrested, but he changed it and got an ending that made it seem that being apart of the corrupt system is okay.

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Text - thewhaz • 18h Any movie that ends with 'It was all a dream. It's a cop out.

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Text - TheGeofoam • 23h Bridge to Terabithia Thought it was going to be a fantasy film, then discovered just their imaginations. Then the ending happened. I heard parents were pissed because they took their kids to see a light hearted movie.

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Text - BlackDragonofDoom • 21h Lucy. Ugh, me and my family were so pissed off by that movie. Scarlett Johanson gets awesome super powers after being made a drug mule by the same people that violently murdered her boyfriend. gets revenge, helps some scientists, is about to smash a hot cop, turns into organic computer data on a flash drive. Awesome action sequences and concepts throughout this movie and it end like: Cop:*storms into room* "where is she? where is Lucy" *text message on his crappy p

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Text - carsonnwells • 1d Indiana Jones and The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

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Text - that_electric_guy • 22h That wolverine movie where they cut his claws off at the end. Or that wolverine movie where they have shitty no mouth deadpool at the end.

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Text - Bed_human • 1d When i was a child, i loved the Fox and the Hound. But i always skipped the ending because they let todd go. why?!

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Text - Datapower • 22h When I was little my mother sent my brothers and I to a "Disney movie". Safe choice right? All 3 of us were bawling our eyes out when she picked us up after. The movie was Old Yeller

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Text - terific-toph-fan32 · 21h "The last air bender" that movie deserves to be captured by azula

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Text - ChuckawayDB • 19h A series rather than a movie but to this day it still angers me so much that I have to mention it... Dexter.

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Text - big_fella672 • 19h Ralph Breaks the Internet. It totally disregards the message of the first. Fuck that movie.

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Text - eck226 • 22h Reign of Fire. Great post apocalypse movie. The angels jumping scene was fan-fucking-tastic! Once that scene is over, the movie goes to absolute shit and makes no sense. The whole "magic hour" thing was a cop-out. The dragon kept changing size. One scene it's as big or bigger than the castle they live in, then it's small enough to get down narrow alleys. The whole third act seemed like they just phoned it in and couldn't figure out what to do with the story. It had so much po

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Text - The_Law_of_Pizza • 1d 14 Awards I didn't expect much from The Rise of Skywalker, and it still disappointed me. • Why was Palpatine surprised that Rey and Kylo were connected by the Force, if Snoke was his puppet and Snoke directly talked about their connection in Episode 8? How did a single hidden Sith Planet have the resources and manpower to build a fleet that the First Order's own admirals, masters of an entire sector of the galaxy, admit dwarfs their own?

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Text - If force ghosts can now interact with the material world (e.g. Luke raising his Xwing from the ocean and Yoda blasting a tree with lightning), why the fuck didn't Luke, Yoda, and Obi Wan just teleport over to Palpatine's house and fucking yeet him back into the afterlife? Or fuck, even force Anakin could have done it - thus preserving the prophecy that the sequels just kind of forgot existed. • How did Lando round up an entire fleet of random, ragtag ships in less than an hour? Remember t

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Text - Further on the point of Lando's magic band of misfits - if the First Order had Supreme military control of most of the galaxy, and the Sith fleet dwarfed their own, how did a bunch of random civilian pleasure and cargo ships defeat the Sith Fleet? If they could do that, why couldn't they overthrow the First Order? Why did Palpatine root his entire fleet to a planet with only a single fragile control tower allowing travel into orbit? At least the Death Star's tiny weakness was explained as

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Text - • Why did Palpatine, the master of intrigue and shadowy plots behind the scenes, announce to the entire galaxy that he had returned and was going to crush them - before he had his armada ready to go in Space? Who hid the map to the Sith Planet in Palpatine's chambers on the Death Star? It clearly wasn't something he put there himself, because somebody built a magic dagger that acts as a map to find it on the Death Star. Somebody had to have known the map was there and deliberately craft t

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Text - Furthermore, why did somebody make a secret Sith dagger map the only purpose of which was to lead to another map? What possible purpose could that have served to anybody in-universe? How did Kylo return to the Sith Planet after being stranded on the wreckage of the Death Star - full of nothing but old, broken Tie Fighters that Episode 4 made clear couldn't go to light speed anyway?

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Text - If Force Healing is such an easy thing to do - even to the extent of resurrecting the dead, why was Anakin Skywalker so desperate to find a cure for Padme that he would turn to the dark side? He lived at the height of the new Republic - surely this technique that an untrained desert girl discovered on her own would have been known to the Jedi at the height of their power.

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Text - And this isn't a plot hole per se, but why did Rey bury Luke's and Leia's sabers on fucking Tatooine? Luke hated Tatooine, his father hated Tatooine, his grandmother was enslaved on Tatooine, and Leia spent her time on the planet as an implied sex slave to a hut.The entire family line hated that desert shithole where they experienced so much misery. That's like taking your Jewish grandmother's old necklace and burying it in fucking Auschwitz. The movie and its ending weren't just "bad" -

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Text - BeaversAndButtholes • 1d 1 Award Titanic. Rose spends 4 days on a boat with a guy when she was 16. She spends the next 80 or so years living a full life with a man she loved, married, had children with, explored the world with, etc. But when she dies, her last thought (afterlife) is with a teenager she had a 3-day fling with when she was a child with not a thought spent on the people she spent her life with. Fuck you, Rose. Fuck you very much.

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Text - Martipar • 22h While the entire series hasn't been made into films the Chronicles of Narnia has the worst ending, there is a train crash, the children get flung into Narnia, they end up witnessing Narnia get destroyed by outside elements who then kill all the creatures and then they witness the world end at which point they realise they all died in the train crash and they will never get back to the real world and the Narnia they knew also no longer exists. I didn't read the full series u

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Text - greywolf248 • 19h Bird Box I mean, the concept was cool and it was occasionally suspenseful but they [spoiler] somehow manage to find a sanctuary for blind people out in the middle of a forrest and everyone just welcomes them in? Then what happens? They live on the tiny compound in fear until they die?! To me, it doesn't really end. At least the ending of World War Z made sense. They move from safe zone to safe zone until they find a "cure" for the vrius.

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Text - Ericbazinga • 20h Artificial Intelligence. It's like they had to pull an ending out of their ass.

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Text - MsMagnificent33 • 23h Suicide squad. Tore a city apart and broke a man down to the point of comminitting full arson against enemies just to get thrown back in cages, I was disgusted

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Wife Cheats On Husband, Husband Surprises Wife At Hotel, Pro Divorce Results

When this husband discovered that his wife was out running around on him, he decided to craft and execute a brutal pro revenge. One can only imagine what it was like for the hotel staff when that was going down. Must've been a full public freakout.

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Tagged: marriage , revenge , relationships , husband , cheating , divorce , Reddit

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