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Monday, May 25, 2020

Dumb Junk People Tried Selling Online

Someone's always trying to make a buck. So why not try to sell bizarre stuff online? If it's old and broken, that just means it's vintage. Is it a horrible failed art project? Well that just means it's unique, baby. Five hundred dollars sounds good, right? There's no limit to the weird and dumb stuff people will try to sell online.

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* FREE HUMAN SIZE HAMSTER WHEEL (BROOKLYN) FREE HUMAN SIZED HAMSTER WHEEL AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE PICK UP. CAN ACCOMODATE UP TO 200 LBS. FULLY FUNCTIONAL. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR HOUSES WITH SMALL CHILDREN OR ANIMALS. 50 LBS OF SHREDDED NEWSPAPER ALSO AVAILABLE. I WILL NOT HAVE THIS IN MY HOUSE ANY LONGER. TAKING APPOINTMENTS TO VIEW THE WHEEL THIS WEEK.

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Font - A * N l 71% 9:03 AM ACTIVElON. Rare Spiderman 3: Beans Edition $100 Listed over a week ago in Anchorage, AK Send seller a message Is this still available? Send ... Message Save Share More

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Screen - 6:32 Tuesday, May 5 Gaming Computer Monitor $70 Listed about a day ago in Reno, NV Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Footwear - Please follow local guidelines about physical distancing and staying home to help slow the spread of coronavirus (COVID-19) while buying and selling. Shoes $10 Listed 3 hours ago in Lafayette, TN

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Dish - Veron 12:19 AM Bean burrito $50 Listed 5 minutes ago in Bayville, NJ Send seller a message Is this still available? Send Message Save Share More

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Bicycle - Dublin BIKE market (used Bicycles for Sale) 1 hour ago Chain saw bike €500 Dublin, Ireland Chainsaw bike for sale works perfectly will have no problem cutting our way through traffic in the mornings

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Organism - Extremely Rare I HATE CHOCOLATE Mary's Mother Spongebob Character Shaped Cheeto 20 ratings $25,000.00 Free Shipping Est. Delivery Mon, May 11 - Wed, May 13

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Table - 37 mins · Vintage doll house tables. (Used) $6 $6 each all 3 for $15. (Firm)

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Finger - $25 Famous character from Ed Edd and Eddie Listed 4 days ago in Harrisburg, NC Send seller a message

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Text - reply below Hairless Kitten Texas hairless kitten $500. Needs shoots, 8 weeks old.

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Medical equipment - la CERCO domenica alle 11:20 Aspirapolvere uoshp O Cesena, Emilla Pomagna € 50 Super accessoriato con libretto dyson

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Product - Niniendo $300 MESSAGE Nintendo switch (new) Georgetown, KY

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Child - 4G Metro by T-Mobile 5:16 Da Pony baby $500 O 28405 One of a kind custom made toy made in America. 15 22 Comments 4 Shares

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Outerwear - VzW 1:41 PM O O 59% $300 Bag of Dog Hair Listed 23 hours ago in Brighton, MI Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Briefs - VZW Wi-Fi 2:11 PM @ O 65% 4 $25 $30 Jean shorts Listed about a day ago in Ypsilanti, MI Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Plant - 23 36 Custom Low rider skateboarding really cool baord to have $25 Listed over a week ago in Melbourne, VIC

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Tree - ... Swap and Buy 1 hr • A 1980's McDonald's playland seat $1,000 • MESSAGE Flashback seating. Please research ebay first

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Text - MABLO RBLO Stolen Taco bell diablo sauce $2,185 auto parts - by owner Exactly 437 diavolo sauce packets stolen fom Taco bell Im only ask $ 5 per packet DIABI

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Food - 26 1stopdental 3,519 sales ***** 447 reviews For sale is a bag of 100 Loose Teeth Bestseller Low in stock $25.00 Add to cart

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Material property - al 02-de 01:36 @ 1 80 %4 IPHONE PC €5070 € Listed over a week ago in W Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Plant - Treasure Hunter's Dream! $100 Used my metal detector and dug this bad boy up! It is sealed and could be full of treasure! If you want to find out what could be hidden inside come and get it! No holds!

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Tumblr Thread: Woman Shows Uses For Uruk-Hai Scimitar

Oh yes, Tumblr pulls through again with a random gem. This woman shows off the multiple ways one can go about using a Uruk-Hai Scimitar around the house to get stuff done. She is certainly brave enough. If you're interested in more random gems from Tumblr, surf through this list.

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Arm - As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar. zohbugg: Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

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Photograph - Getting things off high shelves:

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Furniture - Reaching the remote when it's too far away:

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Door handle - And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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Skin - I don't know how I survived life without it.

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Tagged: cool , scimitar , tumblr , awesome , swords

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RC Plane Hitting Almost 500MPH

You don't see that every day. Sometimes technology does some pretty amazing things.

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Tagged: cool , technology , awesome , Video , remote control

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Crane Operator Annoys Sunbather By Casting Shadow On Him

I mean, this is just too good.

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Tagged: satisfying , annoying , ridiculous , funny , Video

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Absurd Instances Of Flat Earther Logic

Oh boy, these flat earther moments are something else. One never goes full flat earther. Like, if you do, is there any coming back from that? I'm not sure.

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Soil - I thought the Earth was round, but after seeing this, idk what to believe

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Text - WHERE IS THE CURVATURE? #BASKETBALLSAREFLAT

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Helicopter - IF EARTH WAS SPINNING G-XBOX THIS GUY COULD STAY RIGHT HERE FOR 12HOURS AND LAND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET

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Sky - We know that the Earth if flat, but if the sun is a star why isn't it like this?

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Internet meme - DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING IF THERE AIN'T NO GLOBE TO BEGIN WITH imgflip.com

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Water - The curious case of water Water on the lake Water in the glass Water in the sea Water in the pool Water in the classroom

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Brickwork - If the world wasn't flat then how come walls are like this And not this?

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Text - Daniel @MyFavsTrash Pearl Harbour had to be an inside job, no chance a japanese plane could have flown this far in 1941. 12/28/16, 3:07 PM from South Carolina, USA

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Text - fonzworthcutlass athugsdream It can't go the other way? fonzworthcutlass No. The earth is flat. This is basic knowledge. johnbrownsbodyy i also appreciate the logic that planes can't fly over land.

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Impact crater - Why do meteors always land in craters?

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Text - If Earth is round Why do we sleep like this: And not like this?

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Nature reserve - IT'S SEA LEVEL Do Research ! you tube: 200 Proofs Earth is NOT SEA CURVE NOTaSpinning Ball By Eric Dubay Wake up!!!

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Footwear - IF EARTH ISN'T FLAT WHY ARE SHOES LIKE THIS: AND NOT LIKE THIS?

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Football - BALL DOESN'T-HOLD WATER BUT A FLAT BALL DOES

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Sky - AND WE ARE TRAVELING AROUND THE SUN AT 67,000 MPH WHILE THE SUN IS TRAVELING THROUGH SPACE AT 45,000 MPH IF HALLEY'S COMET TRAVELS AT 157,838 MPH FLAT EARTH MATTERS FLAT EARTH MATTERS WHY DOESN'T THE SUN HAVE A TAIL?

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Fish - EARTH IS FLAT. IT JUST SPINS VERY FAST...

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Earth - CREATING AN ILLUSION OF BEING ROUND

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Tagged: flat earth , tumblr , cringe , ridiculous , funny , space

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