Tuesday, October 13, 2020

Viggo Mortensen Speaking 7 Languages


The path to learning seven languages couldn't have been easy, but it must be fun once you get on through to the other side, and have all those languages in your back pocket. He also speaks Elvish. 

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Church Uses Obi-Wan Kenobi Instead Of Jesus On Bulletin


The true Space Jesus strikes again. 

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Ad for Public Library Is Better Than It Should Be


Who cares about overly fancy editing, platitudes about the children, or help from viewers like you. It's all about Curbside Larry. Just give Curbside Larry a call and he'll set you up with your fiction or nonfiction needs.

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Family Thinks They've Lost Their Cat, Cat Shows Them Otherwise


What a rollercoaster of emotions. This is really the best case scenario for anyone who has ever lost a pet. You think that everything is doomed, and then that cat ends up crashing the whole show, with no idea why everyone is so stressed out. 

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Text - 00000 Verizon ? 9:06 AM 78% ( Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Yesterday 3:24 PM Dad I've got some bad news. Kitty has been missing since last night. When your mom drove the neighborhood just now, she found her in the street near the house. Your mom is pretty emotional so please reach out when you can and offer your support. Oh no. So sorry to hear this Sister Man. Just got off the phone with her-she's definitely very broken up about it. Give her our love in person when you get

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Text - 00000 Verizon ? 9:06 AM 78% ( Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Yesterday 5:38 PM Dad Well your not going to believe this. After a beautiful burial service and words of remembrance from yours truly. We walked back in the house to begin our post-Kitty life. Out of habit I looked out the back window and guess who was staring back at me? You guessed it. We buried someone else's cat. I guess it's true-cats do have nine lives. Thanks for your kind words. All is better now. Sister is t

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Cat - 00000 Verizon ? 9:06 AM 78% ( Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Would you like a photo? Sister YES What the actual fuck Sister Text Message Send

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Text - 00000 Verizon ? 12:35 PM 73% ( Messages Mom Details Today 12:34 PM Oh, and BTW, I dug up the carcass and took it to our vet and it didn't have a chip in it. Because it's a rabbit. DO NOT tell the world about this. iMessage Q W ERTY U IO P A S DF G H J K L Z X C VBNM 123 space return

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Hilarious Photoshop Trolls From The Masterful James Fridman


Just in case you weren't already well aware at this point, James Fridman is the master of the photoshop trolling game. The dude brings the heat every time someone reaches out with a photoshop request. It honestly seems like it takes more skill and creativity to do what he's doing, versus actually delivery on the requests that he receives. 

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Furniture - Hi James, I was wondering if you could make it look like l'm not sitting on the edge of the bench? There were several of us sitting down and they stood up but we didn't scoot down.

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Adaptation - James Fridman e @fjamie013 Sure.

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Vehicle door - i love your work and i was woundering could u make my arms look bigger in this picture thank u keeo up the good work

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Product - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Done.

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Photo caption - Hi James, I want to post this prom photo of me and my friend but he's dabbing. Could you photoshop it so that he's not dabbing anymore? Thanks!

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Dress - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> He's not dabbing anymore.

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Meal - Hay Jamie could you please help me i need to correct this, it seems l'm holding the hand of my friend

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People - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Sure.

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Tennis - Hey James Can you please edit this picture so my brother and i wear the same t-shirt? Thanks! AUHOLE 10

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White - Done.

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Face - @fjamie013 Hey James can you give me a Kardashian look? Any of them :)

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Clothing - James Fridman efjamie013 There you go.

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Snapshot - Hello James! Can you please close my girlfriends eyes in this picture? :) thank you!

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Selfie - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Hope this helps.

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Friendship - can you make us look older and at a party or something

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People - Reply Sure.

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Selfie - I love your photoshop work. Could you please make it so my boyfriend's armpit hair doesn't show? It's grossing me out. Thanks.

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Child - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Here you go.

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Pink - Hi Jame, we love one boy and I want to send this photo to him, can you make that I look grate and other girl in black shoes look bad. Sorry thanks

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Pink - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Sure. RI

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Land vehicle - Can you change my car out for something a little more expensive. Thanks you !!! -Tanner

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Academic dress - James Fridman @fjamie013 This should do it. STUDENT LOANS

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Head of HR Tightens Security, Backfires On Her


It just so happens when you make a company-wide rule, and you work at that company, that rule suddenly applies to you too. Unpopular policies have a tendency to backfire, like this Karen who threw away an expensive cake and made the office fight back.

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Karl Urban's Infamous Prank On Viggo Mortensen


Farming goats sounds like something that Viggo Mortensen could actually get down with. Just saying. 

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