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— LASTCALL (@SmackDatBooty69) January 25, 2017
Call me on this one if I'm wrong here, but the 10 or whatever commandments of gym etiquette don't include 'passionate naked parades' do they? Maybe LA fitness plays a whole nother ball game, or maybe this woman's the latest extreme case of roid rage gone awry.
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Well, there you have it: today in shit that never happens, we have what shows all signs of a legit police station taking to Twitter to kindly invite the mystery owner of a homeless, sweet five-pounds of the Mary Jane to step forward and claim what's theirs. You know what though. It's 2017. We're having a hell of a first week as far as the extreme and unexpected, generally far-fetched news goes. So, is it really that hard to fathom mystery dude coming out the dark to reclaim his stash? Yeah, but for the sake of a solid story, please let something develop here. Please.
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These parents are cruel and unusual, and not at all trying to help their children, as is evidenced in the kids' justly distraught faces.
So read through and enjoy these distressed children and asshole parents.
Meanwhile, we'll just keep being glad that we don't have kids.
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If you’re running late to work, “my dog ate my homework” ain’t gonna cut it. Especially considering you don’t have homework at work.
Because there’s no equivalent in the workplace, people end up giving insane-o reasons for being late — even though they could just say that they had car and/or train problems. Thankfully, the team at Career Builder surveyed employers about the stupidest reasons employees give for being late, and some of them are pretty amazing (I’m looking at you “I was cornered by a moose.
So without further adieu, here are 13 things not to say next time your late:
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Tinder is a melting pot of shamelessly thirsty sex fiends and respectable put together denizens looking to find love, and self-proclaimed extroverts that act more like introverts, and people 'not looking to hook up'....and honestly, so much more. To go on with the endless series of strange and entertaining and wildly unexpected encounters you're bound to experience while fucking around on Tinder would be pointless. Let's just say it's invited a whole new source, venue as it were for relatable, humorous struggles. Cause that's gotta be the core component of dating, right? It's a damn struggle.
So sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the many ridiculous and surprisingly frequently relatable Tinder moments shared for our pleasure.
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Can you really call it true love if your life partner to be won't don the T. Rex costume to parade through the ritualistic process of engagement photos with you? Probs not, dude. This wintery dino-themed display of brilliance just reminded me that love is still very much so alive. Sure. It took a couple people dressed up in T. Rex costumes to bring that fact home, but hey, whatever works.
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Nothing better than a good Photoshop battle, especially when it's a picture of a reality-TV gameshow host who is now our president.
There's a great one happening over on Reddit featuring Trump trying to put his pen back in its cap.
For some reason, his intense concentration toward putting that pen back in its cap makes for the perfect photoshop subject.
Enjoy!
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Ah, double standards. I could almost hear the groans and sighs of irritation from some of you out there, no doubt off put by the very fact we invite these kinds of discussions in online forums. If there's one thing that became glaringly evident, scrolling through the rants and tangents of this AskReddit to pull some decent pointers (at least I hope so), it's that a relationship is a game of give and take. The playing field between romantic partners is continually shifting, and sure, norms, gender stereotypes suck; but we're not going to break down standards that have stood the test of time up to this point in a day. So we can all just point 'em out, shine a spotlight on 'em, and maybe figure out why they're there and ultimately, why they shouldn't be. I'm trying to remain neutral here for the sake of spurring discussion between you guys, the audience; but I'll be sure to jump in on dat comments section if the discussion really gets going.
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Stop me if you've heard this one before? A baby is strapped to a timebomb...
Wait, what?
That's the joke or "hypothetical scenario" comedian Lee Hurst posed to Twitter about torture. You know, the age old questions "Does torture work?" (It doesn't).
Well, no one on Twitter liked his hypothetical scenario, and he was tortured with a real roasting because of it.
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It's almost Friday, but it's five o'clock somewhere. So crack a cold one a day early and drink up because we've got 21 Drunk Fails to carry you into the weekend. Cheers!
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If this is in fact some real documentation the big ups to the police department for sharing, and bigger ups to the guy who had a little fun with an inherently shitty situation.
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These Tinder-themed conversations making the rounds across the internet right now are vastly improved by the dudes that take it upon themselves to inject some solid puns into their dialogue for good measure. In this case we have a smalltime Pun Lord who clearly has a lot of potential with that last twist. He saw an unmistakably upset woman who was outright against objectification, and well, he pounced with the puns.
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After a week of arguing with futuristic ice cream, the media, and the very definition of the word "facts," Sean Spicer decided that now would be a good time to Tweet out a series of random characters that very much seem like his password.
Spicer tweeted and quickly deleted this cryptic message:
Now, we're not toally sure what this means, but Twitter has been running with the idea that it's his password, and considering how hard and important the cyber is, it makes sense. The cyber is the future, and this guy is not so good at the cyber.
Anyway, here are a bunch of people making fun of Spicer and hsi use of "the cyber."
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There are few things in this world more gratifying than a good unveiling. Whether you're dropping the cover on a new car or pulling a blanket off you're new sick laser that's pointed directly at the moon. You know, in case you want hold the world ransom or something.
Anyway, these few gifs from Twitter users @ScottGelber and @stephcd the movie Akira in which the character Kaneda unveils things that aren't his bike are so gratifying. You'll let out a sigh of relief and say, "Yeah, that's good."
Love them.
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With friends like these, am I right?
I am, aren't I?
This video entitled "Girl Plays On Thin Ice and Pays The Price" is the story of all of us. We regularly tap our feet on ice, hoping that it's frozen enough to support us. Unfortunately, we are disappointed by ice and left screaming and grasping for safety.
Our friends, our dear, dear friends, they do not help. But rather watch and laugh. Later, after everyone's had a nice mug of warm cocoa, they'll upload the video of that time you nearly died of hypothermia to YouTube.
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How did you celebrate the New Year? Get drunk? Thought so.
Well, not to make you feel bad, but this dude put together a 200,000-piece Lego Rooster for a Lego float to celebrate the Chinese New Year and the Year of the Rooster.
Commissioned by the Hong Kong Tourism Board, the rooster stands at six-and-a-half feet tall (that’s taller than my dad!) and took five people a month and a half to complete.
Andy Hung, Hong Kong’s only certified Lego Professional builder says, "I wanted to use Lego pieces that resonate with people from the East and impress my audience.
Congratulations, Andy, you’ve succeeded. Now get on that float and take a bow.
This is how 200,000 legos were used to build a rooster for the upcoming Lunar New Year parade in Hong Kong. http://pic.twitter.com/Fxny0ky5Vn
— AJ+ (@ajplus) January 26, 2017
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McDonald's announced they'll be giving away 10,000 free bottles of their Special Sauce on Thursday, January 26th; and the internet is a melting pot of excitement meets sassy indifference. Sassy indifference here being the whispers of, 'haven't we already had this available?' It's called Thousand Island Dressing.
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We put a lot of faith in traffic lights, and when they fail, Jesus, it's not good.
This is one of those situation where a malfunctioning warning light caused this terrible accident in Utah. Luckily no one was hurt in this real-life Michael Bay movie, but damn, this is one crazy close call.
Utah Transit Authority has said that they've "never had an accident like this before." Let's hope it's the last one because, whoa, it's a miracle no one was killed. Stay safe out there, kids.
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Guts. It’s what this world is made of.
From storming the beaches at Normandy to putting a man on the moon, humanity has met adversity and responded with ingenuity. We aim for greater heights, and dammit, we reach them. Few moments can reach such achievement, but this one comes close.
YouTuber SB knew his nephew had the right stuff, so he filmed his climb to the top of 19 milk crates. And at the end, a glorious, mid-air victory dance.
Take a load off, kid. You earned it.
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