Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Disney Employee's Story Is A Brutal Feels Trip


An ex-Disney employee tells an emotional story about their time working there.

Brace yourself, there's a pack of onion-cutting ninjas lurking ahead. This story will take you on a brutal feels trip. 

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Subway Employee Accuses Customer Of Being "Secret Shopper"


Subway employee is convinced that woman is a secret shopper and secretly judging her performance.

This subway employee sounds like they just wanted to get fired. They were absolutely convinced that this customer just trying to get a sandwich, was indeed some sort of "secret shopper" that was trying to judge her work performance. Thing about that is that it doesn't sound like she could've cared any less. 

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Customer Lies to Get a Free Washer, Doesn't Get Her Way


Reddit story of a customer who tries to lie to a business and keep two washing machines.

In what world does someone think that if they complain about their new washer being broken that they'll get a second one and just get to have two washers? Seriously. Customers can be a handful but sometimes people get through to them with an honest approach. For when you can't, here are some customer service memes to help laugh away the pain.

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Dude Plays Opening Verse Of "Jingle Bells" On A Comb


Tis the season for festive gems like the one we have right here. This guy figured out how to play the opening verse of "Jingle Bells" on a comb. We're ready for the album! 

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Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath Gets Paid To Breakup With Chick's BF


Someone paid Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath via Cameo to breakup with her boyfriend, for her. This is so full of cringe that it genuinely makes us question reality. How can something like this actually happen? Yikes! 

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Rare Insults That Were Creative And Plain Brutal


A collection of creative insults that were brutal.

The YouTube comments section is a comedy goldmine. It seems like that's the modern day waiting room for people just queuing up their most creative, and precisely brutal insults that they happen to have on hand. Zero punches were pulled in the crafting of these rare insults. 

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Woman On Twitter Tells Hilarious Story Of Runaway Pomeranian


Woman tells hilarious story about a Pomeranian dog in funny Twitter thread.

We need more stories of this troublemaking Pomeranian, stirring up all kinds of ruckus around the neighborhood. Twitter user @Cmpriest, tells a hilarious story of "Chunk" being a big old rascal. 

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Spelling Fails That Made Us Question Public Schools


stupid spelling fails and mistakes.

The world is full of dumb spelling fails and at this point it doesn't seem like there's much to do about them other than laugh it off. You can't make adults go back to elementary school, and honestly who'd want them to when we get so many unintentional nonsensical humorous utterances out of it.

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Spicy Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Ryan Reynolds


A collection of funny tweets from Ryan Reynolds on Twitter.

Ryan Reynolds just has a way with words. He's truly a world class sh*tposter. The dude just knows how to dominate Twitter with wit and spicy comedy gems. Social media is lucky to have him. 

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Instances People Saw a Vibe Go from Good to Horrible


Askreddit stories of times a room shifted from good to bad.

It doesn't take much to bum out whole roomful of people. A bad tv connection, a stupid fight, or bad work news can throw an entire room into complete disarray. A lot of these include weird ways people got laid off. For more social job related moments here are some HR nightmare stories.

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Artist Trolls Entitled Fans Who Demand Free Drawings


Artist trolls fans who ask for free art by drawing terrible drawings of them.

The world is full of entitled people who need to leave and take their attitudes with them. This is extra abundant with anyone who makes art for a living, because fans tend to think that since it's their "passion" that artists would just love to do extra work for strangers without realizing that it's their job. @Jonarton took this to the next level when people asked him for free art.

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Comedy Gems From Scottish Twitter


A collection of funny tweets from different folks on Scottish Twitter.

If there's one thing we're sure of in a world of uncertainty, it's that we're always in the mood for more comedy gems from that good old Scottish Twitter. These Scottish tweets are filled to the brim with that wonderful, humorous Scottish culture. Can really make you feel like you're missing out on all that life has to offer, without having an angry Scottish person around. 

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Car Dealership Roasts Themselves And Other People


Sassy dealership roasts themselves and other people in the comments section.

This car dealership has zero shame. They were ready to roast themselves along with anyone else in the comments section. We're always going to appreciate the self-deprecatory humor. 

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Animals (Mostly Cats) with Mustaches


Cats and dogs with mustache, goatees, beards and other facial hair.

It's extremely satisfying to think about our pets having distinctive personalities, and animals with peculiar facial hair make them even more distinctive. Here are some cats with mustaches, a few goatees, some dogs with beards and a monkey with a fu man chu. Here's an informal history of how cats became domesticated, or just a silly post about a peculiar cat that likes being in the fridge.

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Parents Share Their Family's Special Santa Tradition


Parents share the story of their family's special Christmas tradition.

These parents shared the heartfelt story of their wonderfully wholesome Christmas tradition. There comes a time in a kid's life when they begin to question the existence of Santa. From there, it's up to the parent on how they want to handle it. They can deliver the hard truth, or maybe put their own special twist. In this case, they decide to encourage their kids to be their own versions of Santa. 

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