Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Extremely Well Done Tattoos Of The Most Random Things


A collection of extremely well done tattoos of a bunch of totally random stuff.

Some of these are extremely well done and absolutely random, and that's totally okay. While others, others generally make us fear for humanity. 

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Grown Man Gets Grounded By Father-In-Law


Grown man asks Reddit for advice after his father-in-law grounds him.

This is one of those surreal posts that we just hope can't be real life. Is this guy in fact a grown man, asking the people of Reddit what to do after his father-in-law "grounded him." My dude. It is time to take the reins in that wild little thing you call your life, and either stop throwing up BS posts like this; or if you really did just get grounded by your stepdad...move the hell out! 

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Guy Misses Out On Business Venture Cause Of Gmail's Spam Folder


today i fucked up reddit

This guy's story about an exciting business venture falling through the cracks and into his spam folder serves as a cautionary tale, to keep a wary eye on your inbox AND spam folder. You never know if that one email you were waiting to hear back on just got filed to the wrong folder. 

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Dreaming Octopus Changes Colors In Mesmerizing Footage


This is beautiful. Can't say anything else in the world looks this effortlessly cool while dreaming. 

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Tagged: nature , sea , cool , awesome , octopus , Video , win

The Emotional Rollercoaster Of Life As A Nurse


Nurse shares various work stories from her time working in the field.

Nurses put up with all kinds of stupid BS while on the job. 

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Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Tumblr


Funny and entertaining thoughts from various Tumblr users.

Good old Tumblr never fails to take things down strange and unexpected rabbit holes. Spend enough time lounging around on Tumblr, and you're bound to find yourself in the middle of conversations with an impressively meticulous attention to detail. These nuggets of comedy gold from Tumblr definitely left us entertained. 

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Guy Wastes A Karen's Time for Parking Illegally


Guy blocks in a Karen customer and wastes her time.

There are some delusional customers out there. Luckily, sometimes bystanders have sympathy for employees who have to deal with a freaking out Karen and decide to get some petty parking revenge in response. When this guy noticed his favorite gas station attendants getting bossed around, he decided to take some extra time.

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Bits Of Baby Boomer Humor (10 Images)


A collection of baby boomer humor that pokes fun at the generation's stereotypes.

One of our new favorite subreddits pokes fun at Baby Boomers for all their outdated antics and notorious inability for being able to keep up with these fast changing times. Baby boomers had it coming. 

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Puns Intended to be Wonderfully Dumb


Puns intended to be very obvious and wonderfully dumb.

We're big fans dumb jokes that are technically correct as well as dad jokes and stupid and witty jokes that are technically accurate. Our appreciation for puns intended, unintended and super Nintendo goes without saying. Anyway, here are some killer dumb and clever puns that made us groan like ghouls.

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Woman Discovers Lump, Iceland's Healthcare Provides Stressless Process


Woman details her amazingly simple and easy process with Iceland's healthcare.

This woman described her amazingly simple and stressless process with figuring out healthcare in Iceland. Sounds absolutely heavenly. 

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The Crappy Overused Jokes At Everyone's Job


The overused jokes at people's jobs.

We love puns and dad jokes, but there's a limit. If you work a job for long enough, especially if it's a customer facing role, you will hear the same joke over and over and over. The first few times you might laugh with the customer, but on the 90th time of asking a table if they want anything else and having to hear the dad say "Yeah a million dollars!" it's hard to even let out a spirit of a smile. This doesn't mean everyone should stop trying to make jokes, it just sheds some light on how terribly uncreative everyone is.

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Ukranian Boxer Gets To The Point With How He Feels


Not sure if this was a translation error or an inside joke or what, but we can't get over how Oleksandr Usyk feels. And we get it not once, but twice.

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Guy Tripping On Ketamine Ends Up In Room Alone With Boss


Guy shares Twitter thread about the time he ended up in a room alone with his boss, while he was tripping out.

Twitter user @shockproofbeats, lived down a true waking nightmare. His story is one for the ages, and revolves around him thinking that he'd had the day off, but ends up getting called into work after having consumed some suspect, milky green powder that was actually ketamine. 

Fortunately, the tripped out and anxious enthusiasm brought on by the drugs he consumed with reckless abandon shortly before being summoned into work, came across as nothing more than overwhelming excitement. Crisis averted, and what a story this guy got out of it. 

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Kim Kardashian West And Kendall Jenner Laughed At During Emmy's


The audience couldn't help themselves, and it looks like Kendal Jenner could barely keep it together. 

Funny and Weird Night Photos of Animals Taken By Camera Traps (9 Images)


Pictures of wild animals taken at night.

Animals get up to some pretty interesting shenanigans when they think no one is watching. There's raccoons climbing on top of wild pigs, flying squirrels on dive bombing runs, and deer just freakin' out. These animals behavior may be weird, but their demeanor is nothing compared to the many nopes of Australia. For more animal shenanigans, here are some stories fromfarmers whose animals made them think "how'd they do that?"

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Event Manager Fails To Make Sure Wedding Has Officiant


Event manager fails to make sure that wedding has an officiant, so they end up marrying the couple illegally themselves.

This event manager experienced a bit of a nightmare, and forgot to make sure that the wedding they were in charge of helping plan, had an officiant! So, naturally they ended up illegally marrying the couple themselves. Hopefully they didn't have stage fright. 

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Escape Room Employees Share Dumbest Ways People Tried To Escape


Escape room employees share the stupidest ways they've seen people try to escape.

Someone on AskReddit asked for escape room employees to share the absolute dumbest ways they've seen morons try to escape the escape room. The ensuing responses are brimming with mindless stupidity. It's fair to say that a whole lot of these people shouldn't have been anywhere close to an escape room. 

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