Wednesday, July 24, 2019

35 Employees Share The BS They're Dealing With At Work Right Now


stupid things employees have to deal with

AskReddit users are sharing what kinds of BS they're currently dealing with at work, and you can just feel the frustration in these posts. Nothing like having a boss who doesn't understand time, or one that skims over those days you requested off, and makes you come in anyways. Oh, and shoutout to anyone dealing with a co-worker that cuts their nails at work. What kind of madness is that? Just a little hard to focus with that kind of personal hygiene maintenance going on in the background. 

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Guy Asks Girl On Tinder To Send Him Nudes By Writing A Sonnet


A guy writes a sonnet for a girl on Tinder, and asks her for nudes using the first letter of each line of the sonnet.

This guy is the Tinder world's modern day Shakespeare. We're used to seeing all kinds of shameless immaturity and mindless, cheesy pickup lines on Tinder. This is special, something different really. He worked with the words to craft up a clever sonnet that just had to have helped the cause for his Tinder match considering a second date. We can't imagine there wasn't anything less than serious consideration. 

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Yelper Cries "Racism" And Then Gets Called Out By Business Owner


Customer complains about business owner being "racist" but then gets called out for lying.

This business owner handled a whiny, lying Yelper in glorious fashion. They tried to complain about the business being "racist" and got dealt with real quick. You've got to love that ending when he goes, "if I could give you a rating you'd earn zero stars." 

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Determined Bro Holding Girl On His Shoulders Gets An Inspirational Remix


Hang tough. It's worth it, bro. She's cute. You got this. 

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Bridezilla Fat Shames Her Cousin After She Turns Down Her Bridesmaid Offer


Bridezilla's cousin turns down her offer to fill in as a bridesmaid at her wedding.

Wedding season's in full bloom and bridezillas are getting wild. Wedding dramas are breaking out left and right. The internet almost can't keep up with all of the melodrama. In this particular situation of a bridezilla doing her worst, we see a series of text exchanges between said bridezilla and her cousin end in some straight up ignorant fat shaming. 

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Cops Shut Down Frat Party So Insane That The Indoor Air Read A .01 On Breathalzyer


crazy frat party with alcoholic air

Let's never forget the time that a frat party at American University in Maryland got shut down for being absolutely insane, with an alleged indoor air that gave off a reading of .01 on the breathalyzer. You've gotta be kidding me. 

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25 Stupid and Amazing Off Brands That We'd Honestly Like to Try


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Everyone's trying to make a quick buck and we don't blame em for getting as close as they can with bootleg products without getting arrested for violating some kind of copyright or trademark law. It's basically like a fun game to see what kind of bootleg Pringles people can come up with at this point. Prangles, prongles, you name it.

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Guy's Imaginative Review For "The Hitachi Magic Wand" Ends In Wife Leaving Him For Another Woman


product review of a sex toy

These are the kind of reviews that we live for. We're pretty certain this guy pulled this story out of thin air. He absolutely gets bonus points for the creativity and lovable stupidity though. 

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27 Divorce Lawyers Share The Most Screwed They've Ever Seen Someone


divorce lawyers sharing stories such as one about mormon couple

A recent AskReddit thread has divorce lawyers, people that know divorce lawyers, and other people that have had their time in the court of law, sharing the most screwed they've ever seen someone in court. The stupidity runs strong in these cases of criminally dumb criminals. That and a little bit of heartlessness. 

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Woman Accused of Animal Abuse Because Someone Used Her Images in Awful Blog


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It's good when liars get called out for their BS, but things can spiral out of control when no one checks the facts. In this case, this woman's posts were stole from her social media and put in a completely different and sinister context. No doubt, it would be a complete nightmare to be framed for animal abuse and have everyone just go with it without investigating if you're actually a criminal. 

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Employee Gets Petty Revenge on Entitled Customer by Strategically Emptying Fryers


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Customers can suck, and it's rare for anyone in service or retail tolive their dream of getting revenge. You wouldn't think people would get this upset over french fries, but this kind of crap happens every day. Also, that's incredibly bold on the part of this woman to go so far to make fries an impossibility. That's a real power move.

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Off Duty Cop Intervenes After Overhearing A Man Threaten His Date At A Crowded Restaurant


An off duty cop intervenes after overhearing a man threaten his date at a crowded restaurant.

This off duty cop intervened like a true hero when he overheard a full-fledged douche mistreating his date. At one point it sounds like he heard him threaten the poor, terrified lady by telling her he knew where she lived cause he picked her up. The cop proceeded to handle the situation like a professional, and get the guy's information. After the date from hell dipped, the cop invited the shaken woman to sit down and finish her meal with his family. 

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9 RPG Meals In Real Life


meals and food from games in real life

Lizardfolk are surprisingly fancy! Can't beat those roasted bog bugs on a stick. 

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19 Funny Signs Bringing Laughs From Around The World


funny sign about the biology of humans and cucumbers

Funny signs are one of our favorite past times. They go above and beyond to keep those traveling the roads entertained. These are a nice mix of clever, dark-humored, and brig plenty of wordplay. 

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