Friday, September 6, 2019

Dude Gets Screwed By Mechanic, Takes It Up With Owner And Gets Results


Mechanic tries to charge guy for a mistake they made, he talks to owner, he makes it right and the GM gets fired.

It's pretty rare that people manage to solve stuff like this so gracefully. And what's really surprising is that the owner was on his side. He must have hated the manager already. Sometimes people stick up for themselves and get results, like this bicyclist who got hist by a jerk driver.

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25 Ridiculously Bad Spellers Who Need To Read A Dictionary


People spelling words terribly.

Listen, words are hard. We don't like reading all that much, and we keep forgetting how to spell the word tomorow. Tommorrow? Tomorrow. There we go. Anyway, these folks, and other abysmal spellers of the world have no business misspelling what they're misspelling, and the results can become fun flights of the imagination. 

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Guy Catches Another Passenger's Phone On A Rollercoaster Ride


He was in the right place at the right time. Ain't that something special. Job well done, my dude! 

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Student Gives Comically Large Pencil To Dumbfounded Classmate


Student gives their dumbfounded classmate a comically large pencil.

This devious student decided to troll their confused classmate who was in need of a pencil, with one comically large offering. Beggars can't be choosers. Sometimes, you've just got to take what the world hands you. And in this case, it's a larger-than-life scenario. Oh well. 

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Boyfriend Photobombs Girlfriend With Engagement Ring For A Month


Boyfriend photobombs his girlfriend with engagement ring pictures, without her knowing about it.

This clever boyfriend outdid himself. He managed to photobomb his girlfriend for a month, by taking engagement ring pictures, without her having any idea about it. And to make matters all the better, she ended up saying yes, when it was all said and done! Romance isn't as dead as we previously thought. 

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Women Ask Their Partners What Labels On Tampons Mean


Women ask their partners what the labels on tampons mean, and share the responses on Twitter.

When Twitter User @kiiiiimberly_, asked her partner what the label on her tampon meant, and they failed miserably, it went on to inspire a movement. Women everywhere started texting their partners, and asking them what the labels on their tampons meant; and literally nobody seemed able to accurately guess what was going on. At the very least, they deserve some credit for their effort and creativity. 

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Forgetful Friend Leaves Mac And Cheese At Home In The Oven


Forgetful friend leaves their mac and cheese at home in the oven.

Now THAT was a rollercoaster. The forgetful friend really inspired the panic when they shared that they left the mac and cheese at home, in the oven, with a dog there. Fortunately, said oven was left off. So a solid and ridiculous false alarm. 

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Donald Trump Got Roasted With Memes Over Using Marker To Loop Alabama Into Hurricane Path


After falsifying weather data with a marker to corroborate his lie, people meme roasted the president's stunt on twitter.

For the uninitiated, the president's map of Hurricane Dorian Had an extra piece added on with sharpie to corroborate his belief that Alabama would be affected by the storm. A spokesman from NOAA ensured reporters that Alabama would not be affected. The internet took the sharpie stunt as an example of the President's commitment to baseless assertions, and had some fun with it.

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New Owner Tries To Micromanage, Fires Employee On The Spot


New owner tries to micromanage his employees, fires one employee on the spot, so the rest of the team walks out on him.

Sounds like this new owner has no business running a business! Their micromanaging move backfired in spectacular fashion, and next thing they knew they were overseeing an empty office, after the employees walked out in protest. 

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Dad Drives Off Jehovah's Witnesses By Inviting Them In and Getting Hammered


Dad gets annoyed by jehova's witnesses, so he invites them in, gets drunk and starts showing them his guns before they run away.

Sometimes it's a Saturday and you just want to relax without anyone evangelizing to you. Things started off polite, but after having his door knocked on a third time, this guy thought that he should be more bold and really weird them out. And it worked. When dads aren't making dad jokes they're getting epic dad revenge.

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Dad Drives Off Jehova's Witnesses By Inviting Them In and Getting Hammered


Dad gets annoyed by jehova's witnesses, so he invites them in, gets drunk and starts showing them his guns before they run away.

Sometimes it's a Saturday and you just want to relax without anyone evangelizing to you. Things started off polite, but after having his door knocked on a third time, this guy thought that he should be more bold and really weird them out. And it worked. When dads aren't making dad jokes they're getting epic dad revenge.

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Guy Does Math On How Strong Officials Say Weed Is Now


Guy compares strengths of weed through time and does the math to see how strong officials claim weed to be.

Every few years, government officials and experts come out and try to say how weed is 10 or 20 times stronger than it was a few years ago. Even using some grade school math, we're left with pretty astronomical figures on how potent weed is supposed to be. Activist and author  Dana Larsen put together a short thread on how strong it would have to be today if everyone had been telling the truth.

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Retail Worker Shuts Down Entitled Customer, Offers Them Senior Discount


Retail worker deals with an entitled customer by offering them a senior discount.

This retail worker found themselves in the middle of a heated confrontation with an entitled customer. So, they handled the situation with a beautiful play of malicious compliance. They proceeded to offer them a "senior discount" and that's when the fireworks really started. Turns out the customer wasn't a "senior." Apparently it was worth the write-up, for the retail worker. You just can't beat that satisfaction. 

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Dissappointing Moments That Life Threw At People


Destroyed things, messes and other life's disappointments

You're gonna be on this planet for a while, so rest assured your gonna see some shit. Luckily for us, the hammer of fate swings randomly, so we don't get hit with major disappointments on the daily. Maybe you have a bad week, but it's still statistically unlikely this level of disappointment will hit you hard.

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Quick Tumblr Thread On Garfield Lore Being Pretty Messed Up


Quick Tumblr thread breaks down how Garfield lore is pretty messed up.

Just don't look in Jon's basement, and continue to go about your business as usual. Sheesh. 

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Guy On Tinder Uses Shrek Wordplay, It Actually Works


Guy breaks out the Shrek-inspired wordplay on Tinder, and it actually works.

This guy successfully pulling off some Shrek wordplay on Tinder, is here to give all the thirsty Tinderers out there some hope. Like bro, it's not even that good. He really forces it a bit, but still, it somehow works out, and next thing you know he's getting the invitation for the "Snapchat add." A bit unanticipated, for sure! But congrats either way. Maybe romance isn't as doomed in the wild world of Tinder, as previously thought. 

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