Anyone who's been to a horrible stand-up show can attest that it's something like cruel and unusual punishment. Granted his audience wasn't in a situation that would be too conducive for laughter, this guy got one of the worst reviews an amateur comic can receive. For an amazing navy story, here's a lazy naval officer who displayed an act of pure genius.
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This guy's Skyrim experience might make you think you've been playing the game all wrong. This emotional rollercoaster of a Twitter thread ends up being a very successful representation of what it feels like while playing Skyrim.
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If liking dumb puns makes us stupid, then no changes there. We feel comfortable acknowledging our torrid love affair with clever and horrible wordplay. We're fans of dad jokes and dumb puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. Here are some extra dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong.
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Domino's pizza should really consider using this for some sort of marketing stunt. Turns out their delivery drivers are actual heroes. This guy managed to literally dodge a bullet.
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It's extremely satisfying to think about our pets having distinctive personalities, and animals with peculiar facial hair make them even more distinctive. Here are some cats with mustaches, a few goatees, some dogs with beards and a monkey with a fu man chu. Here's an informal history of how cats became domesticated, or just a silly post about a peculiar cat that likes being in the fridge.
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Twitter users are sharing their hot takes on the petty kinds of arguments that take place between married couples. Spend enough time with someone, and you're bound to discover those things that your "other half" does that drive you absolutely insane.
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We like to think there's some set of rigid standards that applies to all products and advertising, but the reality is that most companies will just do whatever they can get away with. That leads to some devious and horrible products designed to manipulate people. Seriously, a lot of products are designed by jerks.
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Sounds like Dad was using the bathroom too long for his wife's liking. So, she decided to take matters into her own hands and turn off the WiFi if his bathroom usage exceeded a certain timeframe. The wife decided to ask the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for doing this.
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Here's some sound financial advice as well as various tips to make you seem like less of an idiot. We'll probably forget a lot of these and be back on our bullshit in no time, but it's nice to review. For a blast from the past, check out these wild old-timey life hacks from forever ago or for some bad advice, these straight up hilariously bad life hacks.
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You better believe that people were more than ready to share their harrowing experiences when it came to their worst dates from the last decade. The world of dating is ripe for failures and unbelievably awkward moments to break out. These people lived to tell the tale of the kinds of dates they'd just as much never repeat in this lifetime.
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It's time to put an end to the stirring debate over which seat is the best when taking the subway. New Yorkers are offering up their hot takes on the matter, while other Twitter users are putting their own comedic twists on which is the best seat in other scenarios.
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If you think your life is boring, then things are probably going okay. Unfortunate moments will add chaos to peoples lives. Whether it's something big like a train derailment or something small and frustrating like a falling tree smooshing your garbage bin, failure and chaos will definitely make life more interesting, but definitely not better.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those sayings that they just hate hearing. We all have that one saying that just grinds our gears and pushes our buttons like none other.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those glorified career paths that are actually total nightmares. Take these people's advice and hard-earned life lessons about careers, so that you don't have to find yourself in the middle of a job that you utterly despise.
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Well this is just great. And isn't that aardvark absolutely adorable!
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