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Wednesday, April 6, 2022
Entitled Dude Won't Remove Hand From Bus Seat, Pregnant Lady Just Sits On It
There's a type of person who, given even the smallest amount of power, will grab and hold onto that with all their might, even if their claim to it rests only in their mind. There's no reasoning with this kind of person, because they're pathologically incapable of understanding that another person could benefit from say, having a seat on the bus. They would rather keep their fallacious claim to that seat, feeling none of the shame that they ought to over being a pain to everyone around them. And for the most part, we let them do it because it's easier to let someone live in their world of illusion than it is to get in a fight on the bus.
Everyone knows that you don't get dibs on the seat next to you on a packed bus. Well, everyone except this guy. Maybe he thought he could impose his will with only his hand? His disrespect for the law of the bus was not going to go unchallenged
Challenges over territory are as old as time. Here's the riveting adventure of an entitled mom who took a stranger's seat and didn't understand why he was upset.
Women Share Serious Red Flags For Dating Women
Being involved with the wrong person can completely ruin your life. If you don't believe that, walk around an Ikea on a Sunday at 4 pm. You only need to hear enough arguments about "if the Malm will suit our needs" to realize that after this, someone is gonna end up sleeping on the Ektorp for a week.
But it's not like there aren't warnings that every person throws off for months and years before you choose to staple your life to theirs. In that time, everyone will let their red flags fly. All it takes is an astute capacity for observation to fully realize if this person is just the absolute worst. To help look for the joy-robbing features of a potential ex-wife or girlfriend, here are signs from women about other women that just about anyone will find helpful.
And if you start to notice that you're the kind of person who does the things featured here, know that these people are right, and that you are going to have to take responsibility for your actions, despite your pathological incapability to see that, Cheryl.
For some more turmoil, here are ways people found out their ex was cheating.
Father Enacts Brutal Revenge On Creepy Neighbors When They Are Caught Spying On Children
These bizarrely paranoid and creepy neighbors were caught doing their usual rounds of spying on anyone close to the edge of their property. They were spying on the kids while the kids were playing and had been for what seemed to be some time. So the kids ran to tell the father, and he hit the roof. Enough was enough.
This thread was posted to r/pettyrevenge by one of the children in the story, u/FireRump, because of the "eye for an eye" style of revenge that the father exacted on the deserving neighbors. The post tells the tale of how he got even with the neighbors by fencing off a perimeter of their property and propagating it with blackberry bushes so that they would provide a barrier from the neighbor's tomfoolery.
There's nothing better than seeing these creeps get their just desserts. Chalk this one up as a win for dad.
Deranged Mother-In-Law Announces Couple's Pregnancy On Facebook Before They've Told Anyone, Refuses to Delete It
An expecting mother found herself having to plead with her mother-in-law to take down a social media post when the mother-in-law posted about their pregnancy before they were ready to announce it to their family and friends. Despite rational and polite arguments initially, the mother-in-law "Kristi' still refused to take the post down.
The mother, Reddit user u/Nalas_ofthe_balas, posted screenshots of the text conversation between her and her mother-in-law. They were posted to the aptly named r/insaneparents Reddit sub, where they went BIG for the relatively small sub, earning sixteen thousand upvotes and making it onto the "best of" r/all page.
Kristi needs an attitude adjustment and needs to learn to step in line if she wants to continue being a part of this family and ever seeing that grandkid once it is born.
Commenters are predictably outraged and have put the mother-in-law to the torch. Users are suggesting cutting the mother-in-law off entirely suggesting things like, "Make sure she finds out about the birth on Facebook, for sure."
The mother responded that "Literally feel like doing this but feel bad for my partner 😔."
She was told by one user, EyeDocBassPlayet, "Don't do shit like this via text. Ever. Pick up the phone and talk to them." To which she replied, "Tried. Partner called multiple times. Got her sister involved to try to reason with her. Hung up on several times and told to f#*k off. Sister was told it was none of her business. Which was ironic considering.. well.. the obvious."
Internet Outraged At Insane Sign With the Audacity to Demand That Workers Pay For Water
Hello, to my fellow drinkers of water and breathers of air! May your inhales be gaseously adequate and your glasses of water be slightly cooler than room temperature.
Today's post is brought to you by yet more water drinkers who gathered together online to express collective outrage at this sign that had the audacity to demand that workers pay for water. The thread was posted to the r/antiwork subreddit, a worker's collective of sorts, where the post went viral.
Reddit users were outraged at the sign and took liberties with the bizarre wording featured on it. Thanks, Sandra, very cool.
"Hello Air Breather," one user, ocooper08, remarked in reference to the sign's greeting.
Others were more supportive of the sign and offered reasonable explanations for why the sign, and water tank, might be there. One user, SloppyMeathole, offered the following explanation:
"In all fairness, this is probably a government office where they are literally not allowed to purchase you water. It's considered a waste of public money as there is tap water. If the tap water is gross the employees all kick in and split the cost of a water club. $5 a month is a lot cheaper than buying your own water and a lot more convenient than lugging it in yourself."