Thursday, January 2, 2020

Moments That Show How Kids Are Dumb Little Wierdos


Funny kids being stupid and weird | Trev97 just remembered got my first dog 7 and he 1 (7 dog years) and cried he turned 2 because didnt think 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with

Kids may be learning still, but that doesn't mean the things they do aren't strange and idiotic. Kids are weird and dumb. That's just how they're gonna be, and you can't do much about it. I mean, you can help them learn from their mistakes or whatever, but you can also laugh at kids for being stupid and weird.

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People Share Their Biggest Online Dating Fails


A collection of AskReddit replies to people's biggest online dating fails | MattSouth Chatted with them year by phone, once met had nothing talk about and most awkward encounter my life.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their biggest online dating fails. Sounds like a whole lot of those dating apps are just designed to let people fail over and over again. What a strange time to be alive, and an even weirder time to try and find a suitable date. 

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NHL Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, Twitter Tries To Wingman Him


NHL player tweets at actress, multiple accounts sing his imaginative praises thanking him for lending them his expensive vehicles, saving animals and insinuating about the size of his jockstrap | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @AnnaKendrick47

When NHL player Anthony Beauvillier shot his shot with Anna Kendrick on Twitter, people were more than ready to try to wingman the guy. It ended up being a wave of different Twitter users thanking Beauvillier for all the imaginative charitable things he did for them. 

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Rob Gronkowski Spikes Steve Harvey's LEGO Head


Rob Gronkowski really committed to the bit. And a bit it definitely was. Still doesn't mean the resulting moment wasn't hilarious. 

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Insane Moments From The Curious World Of Quora


A collection of funny questions and comments from people on Quora.

Quora users are wildly unpredictable. We can only hope that some of these questions were meant to be satirical. Otherwise, we're dealing with a whole bunch of humans that are terribly lost and misguided. 

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The Creepiest Glitches People Have Experienced


A collection of AskReddit replies to the creepiest glitches people have experienced in the world.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their creepiest experiences with encountering "glitches" in the world. You know, those trippy moments when you find yourself questioning how what just happened could be real. Nothing beats those times when you dream that you wake up, but in reality you've been dreaming the whole time. Or is it all just a dream? 

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Tagged: wtf , creepy , strange , bizarre , weird

Incompetent Lowballer Wants Bike, Demands Address So He Can Steal It


Stupid guy tries to lowball bike, then steal it.

It's not good business practice to abuse the person you're trying to buy from, and it's even worse stealing practice to tell a dude you're gonna steal from him then ask for their address after the fact. There are entitled people out there who just think they can have stuff, like this entitled dad who wanted free art and childcare.

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Strange And Troubling Tattoos


A collection of absolutely terrible tattoos.

These people are part of the reason why some parents tell their kids to never get tattoos. We can't imagine that there was a ton of thought that went into some of these. Hell, maybe we're wrong though. Maybe these are the kinds of tattoos that these individuals dreamed of getting all along. 

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Overworked Employee Revolts By Doing His Exact Job Description


Stress employee revolts against bad bosses by just doing his job.

People often find after they're hired that their job description doesn't cover nearly as much as what they're actually expected to do. Already stretched to the limit with a dwindling and under-qualified staff, this guy was asked to "do his job" so that's exactly what he did. People have different responses to being bullied at work, like this employee who prank fires themselves or this guy who stood up to his boss who didn't allow sick days.

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More Funny Unfavorable Reviews of "Cats"


Funny unfavorable reviews of the movie "Cats"

While no one expected Cats to be very good, it got some pretty funny and bad reviews basically right away. We didn't plan on seeing it and we don't necessarily care how much people like it, but we're just glad that people are getting creative with how much they disliked it.

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Tagged: reviews , FAIL , movies , lol , Cats , funny

People Who Got Wild TMI from Near Strangers


Stories of times people got too much information

Some of us have zero filter when it comes to telling complete strangers the most intimate parts of our lives. Maybe a fellow parent in the PTSA really wants to tell you about their recent bowel surgery. Maybe an old lady at a bus stop just can't help but regale you with stories of her horrible first husband. Sometimes we're just there when near-strangers try to get something off their chest, and we hear some wild stuff. Here are more people who walked in on weird stuff.

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Guy Discovers Kittens Underneath His Bed, Becomes Legendary Cat Dad


Guy discovers kittens underneath his bed, and ends up becoming a legendary cat dad | Paris Zarcilla @ParisZarcilla So JUST FOUND CAT IS NOT MINE AND HAS HAD BABIES UNDER MY BED

It doesn't get any cuter and more feel good than this. Twitter user @ParisZarcilla shared the kind of surreal story that has so much wholesome packed into it, it's almost too much to handle. The universe works in mysterious ways. 

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One Man's Wild New Year's Eve Story


Guy tells a crazy story about his rollercoaster of a New Year's Eve | Andrew Kimmel @andrewkimmel Dear @AmericanAir, After arriving back LA Indonesia 275 EQDS under (yet 25K miles over maintaining status asked pay $1875 keep status, so instead booked 400 rt ticket Mexico 24 hrs. Here's my fucking night went

Not everyone's NYE went smoothly. This guy found himself in quite the predicament, after a little trip down to Mexico for the miles. Thankfully, the kindness of perfect strangers helped him out in a miraculous kind of way. 

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"Good Friend" Wants Free Custom Sneakers


A good friend wants and expects a free pair of custom sneakers | Hey girl miss wanted ask if could paint some air forces with butterflies on them really like work and wanted know if could do them Lmk hey, been while!

These choosing beggars just keep coming out of the woodwork. In this case, the "good friend" expects a pair of free custom sneakers. There really isn't any negotiating with that obnoxious level of entitlement. Sounds like all parties concerned would be best served going on their separate ways. 

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Unhealthy Things That People Think Are Healthy


A collection of AskReddit replies to things people think are healthy, but actually aren't healthy | Low Fat 100% Fat Free

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those things that folks assume are healthy, while in fact they are nothing of the sort. Labels can be very deceptive. Many people could really benefit from doing some research of their own before assuming that a "nutrition bar" or health drink is actually good for them. 

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